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Highbrow Humor

1. Not fucking funny.

2. Something hipsters pretend to be funny.
Bill: Ted! I've fallen in love! ...with the word, "Shan't." My zeal and fondness towards this word is unparallelled. I have been left enamored to the point that I'm completely and utterly smitten by the word. But, alas I cannot use the word without sounding like a pompous ass. So my love appears to be in vein. I can't bear the pain, so I shan't any longer. *pretends to kill himself*

Ted: That whole aside makes you sound like a pompous ass.

Bill: That's the point, it's called a joke.

Ted: How is that funny?

Bill: It's highbrow humor and irony, perhaps it's 2deep4u

Ted: Maybe, you're just an unfunny faggot!
by imthatawesome September 23, 2012
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indie as fuck

The title is given to a hipster or indie kid when their taste in something only consist of nothing but really obscure things.
Guy1: Can I see your iPod?
Guy2: Sure
Guy1: whoa! Neutral Milk Hotel, Yo La Tengo, and My Bloody Valentine!?! Dude, you're indie as fuck.
by imthatawesome October 2, 2010
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Indie Cut

The hair cut that makes you cool with all your hipster friends. It could be the ever popular, side swooping bangs (unisex) or just regular bangs (females only). Males: in combination with the hipster beard and/or hipster glasses, you'll look really deep and intellectual with out saying a word. Females: in combination with hipster glasses and a sundress; guys who areindie as fuck will be all over you
Guy1: look at Jim over there, talking to Sara
Guy2: Yeah, he's been talking to all the nerdy chicks since he got that indie cut
Guy1: it must have gave him an assload of confidence
Guy2: that hipster bastard
by imthatawesome October 1, 2010
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or the terrorists have won

A phrase helping to persuade the other side to aid you or doing, random acts of evil.
Rape her or the terrorists have won
Vote for Bush again or the terrorists have won
Invade Iraq or the terrorists have won
Repeal the Constitution or the terrorists have won
Listen to Glen Beck or the terrorists have won
Blow me or the terrorists have won
Vote for Obama or the terrorists have won
Work for Gitmo or the terrorists have won
Listen to only the news or the terrorists have won
by imthatawesome November 19, 2010
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Hipster Glasses

Also Known as Ben Folds glasses, those thick black frame spectacles. Often seen on the likes of Rivers Cuomo (weezer), Johnny Depp, Elton John, and obviously Ben Folds. Whether you need the glasses or not, you chose to wear them for indie cred.
Jock: Nice hipster glasses, nerd!
Nerd: They're specs!
by imthatawesome October 1, 2010
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Urban Dictionary Definition Edit

Resubmitting a word copying and pasting the definition and then correcting it's grammar.
Bill: I care bare read this entry for booty.
Ted: Just do an Urban Dictionary Definition Edit for it.
Bill: How? I still don't know what this person means!
by imthatawesome October 25, 2012
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Dusky Sandy Handy

Any hand job/reach around that make you too uncomfortable.
"Show me where the bad man touched you......oh it was a Dusky Sandy Handy........"
by imthatawesome November 18, 2011
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