School bathrooms

A living hellhole.

The only place in school where the guys hang out if they want to keep their conversation a secret.

The place where it hasn't been remodelled since the 1980s, only he plumbing has been updated so it can be up to code.

The place where it smells worse than an outhouse 24/7. Keep trying janitor, it's never going to smell nice in there.

The place where most of the toilet are broken. The ones that aren't broken, however, usually is filled with crap, rendering it useless until flush.

The place where a stagnat puddle of piss can br found anywhere on the floor

The place where the sinks have hair in it, because the school's bathrooms are known to be the cheapest salons

The place where grafitti is common in the stalls, where the staff can't find it because he/she is too distracted from the crap smeared all over the walls on one section.

The place where there are coins, paperclips, hair, beads, etc. inside the urinals.

The place where there are usually out of paper towels, and toilet paper.

Last but not least, the last place on earth that you want to be in.
Use the school bathrooms at your own risk!
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Internetitis

A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.

2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
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rejected definition

What this most likely will be.

If you read this after searching this word, then this word has been added to urban dictionary.
My words never get added to urban dictionary, I'll always end up receiving a feedback rejected definition in my inbox :(
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Janiter

A common misspelling of the word Janitor.

A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
"Eric, spell 'Janitor'"

"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"

"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"

"Oh..."
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|__)__)

ass. The essential cushion you can't resist that comes with every lover.
I miss her |__)__) (ass). It was nice and firm... sigh...
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Mastical

Meaning edible. A combination of the words masticate and edible, both have similar meanings, thus making it useful in the context referring to food.
Is this pizza mastical?

Yes.
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