Ilisten2Metal's definitions
What this most likely will be.
If you read this after searching this word, then this word has been added to urban dictionary.
If you read this after searching this word, then this word has been added to urban dictionary.
My words never get added to urban dictionary, I'll always end up receiving a feedback rejected definition in my inbox :(
by Ilisten2Metal May 23, 2014
Get the rejected definitionmug. by Ilisten2Metal October 16, 2014
Get the Siblingmug. The horrific act where someone suddenly decides to take a massive shit in the middle of a public location, i.e. a public park, public school, or anywhere within the middle of a city.
I was mortified when I saw my elder brother take a public dump in the middle of the sidewalk... PU it stinks!
by Ilisten2Metal June 9, 2014
Get the Public Dumpmug. 
A common misspelling of the word Janitor.
A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
A Janitor is someone who is in charge to do all the maintenance in a building of any sort (private, public, etc.).
"Eric, spell 'Janitor'"
"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"
"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"
"Oh..."
"J-A-N-I-T-E-R (janiter)"
"You misspelled it, dumbass. It's J-A-N-I-T-O-R!"
"Oh..."
by Ilisten2Metal June 6, 2014
Get the Janitermug. A condition where one has an extreme obsession to be on the internet or be like people who they encounter on the internet. Similar to Text Talk.
1) Joe was diagnosed with internetitis after people recognized his habit of not leaving the computer for three days.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
2) Steve was diagnosed with internetitis after people got tired of his internet speech, i.e. tl;dr, lol, ikr, idgaf, etc.
by Ilisten2Metal May 29, 2014
Get the Internetitismug. When you think about something which leads you to think about something else, then that thought will lead to another thought, and so on until you are realizing what is happening.
I had a thought chain recently, it went like this:
I was thinking about sex, then I started to think about me being a father, then I started to think about my future, then I started to think about my future career, then I thought about me being a hobo, then I started to think about me dying until I wondered why I was thinking about dying. Then it all came to me...
I was thinking about sex, then I started to think about me being a father, then I started to think about my future, then I started to think about my future career, then I thought about me being a hobo, then I started to think about me dying until I wondered why I was thinking about dying. Then it all came to me...
by Ilisten2Metal July 9, 2014
Get the Thought Chainmug.