Definitions by Iggy Hazard

soccer mom

A matriarchical parental unit who's parenting ethos is based on rigidity, indoctrination, and denial of everything that would otherwise make its kids more independent. Also opposes video games, guns, and self-defense. Often supports globalism and "peace." Is against rugged individualism. Tries to "break" its kids of their individuality.

A cabal of child-abusing soccer moms tried to abolish fun and got themselves shot dead by an underground resistance movement of Right-Wing vigilante Goths.

soccer mom by Iggy Hazard January 15, 2004

pinko 

Lukewarm communist. Half-way communist. Quasi-communist. Socialist. Uber-collectivist. A Leftista who is not a member of an official communist organization or government. "Anarchists" who support Big Government policies (charlatans). One who believes in peace, order, and appeasement. One who believes in majority rule (mobocracy).

A pinko wears sandals even in the winter time because boots are a Right-Wing concept.

pinko by Iggy Hazard December 15, 2003

communism 

A system of collectivist social order based on the idea that the individual is an expendable commodity of society, the State, or a fictitious "greater good" or "greater whole." Absolute order with no chaos, variation, or freedom. Equal to or worse than fascism. Philosophy that contradicts nature yet claims to be defending the environment. Prevalent use of scapegoating, coercion, secret police, taxation, and expropriation.

Snivelling sycophants of this philosophy will use pro-worker rhetoric to gain the trust of the working class. Sameness and equality are not the same thing.

Kim Jong Il's police state proves that communism is all about absolute order.

communism by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003

patriot 

One who stands united with their bretheren. Love for one's people (regardless of race or class). Often confused with delusions of supremacy do to misuse of term. An individual member of a "greater whole" striving for a common ideal. In the American sense, this ideal is anti-collectivist, anti-fascist, and pro-liberty.

A patriot realizes that sometimes liberty can only be achieved through mayhem. Israel Uber alles!

patriot by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003

The Nuge

Nickname of the Motor City Madman, AKA Ted Nugent, a musician/gun enthusiast/survivalist/collonary mastermind. Also has a kickass show called 'Surviving Nugent' which is the only good "survivor"-type show because it actually incorporates elements of survivalism.

The Nuge is playing in Indianapolis this weekend!

We're there, dude!

The Nuge by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003

protest warrior 

A Rightista of any race from any nation who is pro-America, pro-Israel, and supports the war against fascism and terror. Engages in acts of sedition and insurrection against Leftistas and their petty-minded peace rallies. Are often accused of being sociopathic fascist fiends by peaceniks for their lack of submissiveness and their refusal to accept appeasement as an alternative to war.

Personal ideals vary between individuals within the Movement.

A rag-tag band of gung-ho Protest Warriors infiltrated the peace-monger headquarters and destroyed the deflector shield while another team flew into the superstructure and knocked out the main reactor.

protest warrior by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003

Lemmy 

Fun-loving son of Bowser Koopa. Rides a ball with a star on it. Sometimes appears cross-eyed. Sometimes uses decoys to confuzzle those pesky plumbers. Is also known as "Hip" Koopa.

Lemmy bonked Luigi on the head with his ball, causing him to fall off Yoshi's back.

Lemmy by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003