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communism

A system of collectivist social order based on the idea that the individual is an expendable commodity of society, the State, or a fictitious "greater good" or "greater whole." Absolute order with no chaos, variation, or freedom. Equal to or worse than fascism. Philosophy that contradicts nature yet claims to be defending the environment. Prevalent use of scapegoating, coercion, secret police, taxation, and expropriation.

Snivelling sycophants of this philosophy will use pro-worker rhetoric to gain the trust of the working class. Sameness and equality are not the same thing.
Kim Jong Il's police state proves that communism is all about absolute order.
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
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christmas

An unholy plot to infest the hearts and minds of everyone with advertizements, commercialism, worthless products, and money-mongering. Devized by pagans. Modified by Catholics. Exploited by the international banker consortium.
Christmas has nothing to do with Jesus Christ and everything to do with oppressive routine-based worldy traditions and money.

Burn all Christmas trees and credit cards!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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Ash

Ashley J. Williams, most famous character played by the mighty Bruce Campbell. Has interchangeable instruments of mayhem for his right hand: a chainsaw and a bionic gauntlet. Is adept with a sawed-off scattergun. Slaughters Deadites and is eternally plagued with misfortune.
"I'm Bad Ash...and you're Good Ash...you're a goody little two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes! Little goody two-shoes!"
*BOOM*
"Good...bad...I'm the guy with the gun."
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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protest warrior

A Rightista of any race from any nation who is pro-America, pro-Israel, and supports the war against fascism and terror. Engages in acts of sedition and insurrection against Leftistas and their petty-minded peace rallies. Are often accused of being sociopathic fascist fiends by peaceniks for their lack of submissiveness and their refusal to accept appeasement as an alternative to war.

Personal ideals vary between individuals within the Movement.
A rag-tag band of gung-ho Protest Warriors infiltrated the peace-monger headquarters and destroyed the deflector shield while another team flew into the superstructure and knocked out the main reactor.
by Iggy Hazard December 12, 2003
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patriot

One who stands united with their bretheren. Love for one's people (regardless of race or class). Often confused with delusions of supremacy do to misuse of term. An individual member of a "greater whole" striving for a common ideal. In the American sense, this ideal is anti-collectivist, anti-fascist, and pro-liberty.
A patriot realizes that sometimes liberty can only be achieved through mayhem. Israel Uber alles!
by Iggy Hazard December 13, 2003
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money

A thing used to buy stuff rather than bartering or trading. Not necessarily evil in itself but tends to bring out the worst in people do to human nature. Isn't entirely bad because, as oppposed to a barter system, it allows for new things to be created and exchanged rather than just trading the same things over and over again.

Neo-Nazis accuse Jews and ZOG of controlling the world's money. In reality, the European Union is the world's most powerful and corrupt economic engine of global commerce and oppression.

The lust for money is the root of all evil. Money and power are inherently linked. However, the power of money is no match for the power of an armed resistance movement of anti-globalist Neo-Confederates.

Money is also the religion of globalists and yuppies.
Death to the internationalist banker consortium! Death to the EU!!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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santa

Title and nickname of Santa Claus, though he is the antithesis of a Saint. Santa Claus is actually the current incarnation of the Babylonian tyrant Nimrod. Stands for commercialism and oppression.
Defy Santa. Burn all Christmas trees. Death to Nimrod!
by Iggy Hazard January 16, 2004
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