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Organivore

A noun that is an irregular formation of the adjective “Organic” and the suffix “-vore”. It is informally used to refer to enthusiastic consumers who are proponents of certified organic foods.
Tiffany is a teetotaler, a vegetarian, an organivore and a rawist; she’s running out of things she can eat
by IbreathAir February 2, 2021
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Ento-Vegan

Following a Ento-Vegan diet instead of a Vegan diet makes it much easier to get a desirable amount of beneficial vitamins, minerals, essential amino acids & other nutrients not easily found in substantial amounts and/or bioavailable form in plant-based foods.
by IbreathAir November 12, 2022
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Liquid Death

A brand of of naturally alkaline mountain spring water from the Austrian Alps in a tall boy can. It’s meant to look like a beer can but the design is also reminiscent of energy drinks like Monster & Reign to.

Aggressively marketed to straight-edge punk rockers, healthy heavy metal hipsters, edgy teetotalers who don’t want to stand out among drinkers, people ditching energy drinks & kids who want to look like they’re drinking a something they aren’t supposed to.
Most fans seem to eschew soft drinks like soda as well but the carbonated version is much softer like beer (likely intentional so people trying to quit booze can experience a similar mouthfeel.)

Also has a charity element & environmentalist message; they donate a percent of proceeds to charities that clean ocean pollution & educate about how aluminum is much more recyclable than plastic. This makes it appealing to the socially-conscious crowd as well.

Brand is known for funny violent ads that trigger boomers & older Gen-Xers, purposely over the top & edgy videos , turning hate comments into metal & punk albums, making short films about murderous canned water from hell & inviting their customers to contractually sell their soul in exchange for water & a free tshirt.

Haters will say the buyers actually worship satan or only single dads with fragile masculinity like the product.
“Water is not yoga, water is Liquid Death”

“Grab a can of Liquid Death before it disappears

“That's probably thrilling to your investors
Water for heavy metal hipsters”

“LaCroix helped me quit CocaCola, Nixie helped me quit energy drinks, Liquid Death helped me quit beer, Oatly helped me quit cow’s milk.
by IbreathAir December 22, 2022
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Snow Cap

1. A trade name for a dank strand of medicinally viable cannabis. It’s a Sativa-dominant hybrid strain. Origins trace it back to Cali.

2. Playful term for referring to someone with completely white, silvery, or pale gray hair. Can refer to someone with dyed hair or who has obtained it from the passage of time. In similar vein to calling your red head friend a “ginger”’or “carrot top”. Compare to: “granny hair”, “all salt”, “cotton top

3. When spelled as “sno-cap” it refers to a semi sweet chocolate candy you but at movie theaters and only eat during the previews.

4. Just another term for “Ice cap” on a mountain.
1. James said that he’s gonna try Snow cap from dispensary to see if it treats his migraines and anxiety as well as his usual strains.

2. Nana has decided to dye her entire head white and embrace being a snow cap instead of trying to cover up the white patches with brunette dye.

3. Sno caps never taste as satisfying as I expect.
by IbreathAir November 15, 2019
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Dependence

The pussified term a full blown addict uses to describe their habit.

People who admit to having a “dependency” are almost always just trying to tip-toe around using the word “addiction”.
Liar: “Yes, I sometimes smoke cigarettes and drink liquid sugar but I only have a mild dependence.”
by IbreathAir December 24, 2020
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Rich food

Hyperpalatable food; especially food that’s greasy, fatty, or sugary
“I know a man who gave up smoking, drinking, sex, and rich food. He was healthy right up to the day he killed himself.”
by IbreathAir February 5, 2021
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La Croix

Essentially it’s methadone for people who have a diet soda dependence.
Jamie used to drink Diet Coke 5 times a day but now she drinks La Croix 10 times a day instead
by IbreathAir February 17, 2021
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