Iben Wakenoff's definitions

Tsunami Queef

A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant

I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

Mullikin

A variable unit of measure that can be used for weight or girth. It is usually in the range of 600-800 pounds and the size of a small circus tent.

How big is a typical African elephant?
About 17 Mullikins in weight. It takes about 2 Mullikins in fabric to cover just one.

by Iben Wakenoff July 2, 2018

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Bennett

A unit of measure for temperature that is dependent upon geographical location. Southern California is the base for a Bennett. It is similar to Celsius or Fahrenheit, but takes location into consideration.

“Hey, what’s the freezing temperature in New York?”
“It’s 1.07 Bennett. Still better than 0.8 Bennett down in Panama City!”

by Iben Wakenoff October 24, 2022

ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

PJ Hanson

Psycho Jack Hanson, an incredible upstate NY wrestler, known for his character changes over the years. Seen as PJ Hanson, Batman, Robin, Elvis. Sometimes in grass skirts with coconut shells or with pink fur leg warmers or even just a cowboy hat. Holds the record for being featured the most times on Trash Bag Wrestlers’ Facebook page. Last known to be involved with Ultimate Wrestling.

Saw PJ Hanson the other night...he dominated with his Batman moves

by Iben Wakenoff June 30, 2016