Definitions by Iben Wakenoff

Mullikin 

A variable unit of measure that can be used for weight or girth. It is usually in the range of 600-800 pounds and the size of a small circus tent.

How big is a typical African elephant?
About 17 Mullikins in weight. It takes about 2 Mullikins in fabric to cover just one.

Mullikin by Iben Wakenoff July 2, 2018

mullikin 

The act of eating all food in a given area at one sitting, hardly without breathing or pausing.

What happened to all the food at the buffet?
Some guy came in a pulled a mullikin in no time flat.
Dang impressive! I notice the salad bar is still all there.

mullikin by Iben Wakenoff June 29, 2018

mullikin 

The act of not being able to wait a short period prior to a meal without going to get something else to eat.

“Dinner will be in half an hour”
“I’m gonna head out and grab a burger and fries…maybe a shake”
“What? You’re pulling a mullikin on me?”

mullikin by Iben Wakenoff June 7, 2018

ho hide 

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.

Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!

ho hide by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016

Tsunami Queef

A queef strong enough to knock out a Japanese nuclear power plant

I was going 'downtown' and she let lose a tsunami queef that almost knocked me through the door.

Tsunami Queef by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

Nickel City Knobber 

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

Nickel City Knobber by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

Vagina Propulsion System 

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

Vagina Propulsion System by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016