Iben Wakenoff's definitions

Mullikin

A variable unit of measure that can be used for weight or girth. It is usually in the range of 600-800 pounds and the size of a small circus tent.

How big is a typical African elephant?
About 17 Mullikins in weight. It takes about 2 Mullikins in fabric to cover just one.

by Iben Wakenoff July 2, 2018

Vagina Propulsion System

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016

Morganed

The act of mullikining everything in sight due to stress.

Um...wasn't there a bunch of food here this morning?
Yeah, it got morganed by Two-Slice...she's having a bad day.

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Omaha Meatball

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch

This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Bennett

A unit of measure for temperature that is dependent upon geographical location. Southern California is the base for a Bennett. It is similar to Celsius or Fahrenheit, but takes location into consideration.

“Hey, what’s the freezing temperature in New York?”
“It’s 1.07 Bennett. Still better than 0.8 Bennett down in Panama City!”

by Iben Wakenoff October 24, 2022

VH

The polite way of calling someone a Fivehead (someone that has a massive forehead)

Whoa, here comes VH. Sunglasses on to block the glare!

by Iben Wakenoff August 28, 2023

PJ Hanson

Psycho Jack Hanson, an incredible upstate NY wrestler, known for his character changes over the years. Seen as PJ Hanson, Batman, Robin, Elvis. Sometimes in grass skirts with coconut shells or with pink fur leg warmers or even just a cowboy hat. Holds the record for being featured the most times on Trash Bag Wrestlers’ Facebook page. Last known to be involved with Ultimate Wrestling.

Saw PJ Hanson the other night...he dominated with his Batman moves

by Iben Wakenoff June 30, 2016