Vagina Propulsion System

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016

Mullikin

A variable unit of measure that can be used for weight or girth. It is usually in the range of 600-800 pounds and the size of a small circus tent.

How big is a typical African elephant?
About 17 Mullikins in weight. It takes about 2 Mullikins in fabric to cover just one.

by Iben Wakenoff July 02, 2018

crapocalypse

The after effects of when someone mullikins an entire table of food in one sitting. It will not be pretty for that toilet.

Dude, you mullikined that whole buffet. Prepare for a massive crapocalypse in the bathroom tonight

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Nickel City Knobber

The act of smothering your penis in Frank’s Red Hot and blue cheese before receiving a blow job. Can be turned into a deluxe version with the addition of a celery stick placed up ones’ ass.

Very popular in Western New York.

That whore charged me an extra $10 for a nickel city knobber…it was worth and she liked the celery afterwards!

by Iben Wakenoff August 19, 2016

VH

The polite way of calling someone a Fivehead (someone that has a massive forehead)

Whoa, here comes VH. Sunglasses on to block the glare!

by Iben Wakenoff August 28, 2023

St. Louis Godzilla

The giant dump you take after eating two racks of St. Louis ribs

Dude, those were great ribs. I took a St. Louis Godzilla that was taller than the arch!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

Bennett

A unit of measure for temperature that is dependent upon geographical location. Southern California is the base for a Bennett. It is similar to Celsius or Fahrenheit, but takes location into consideration.

“Hey, what’s the freezing temperature in New York?”
“It’s 1.07 Bennett. Still better than 0.8 Bennett down in Panama City!”

by Iben Wakenoff October 24, 2022