Iben Wakenoff's definitions

hv

Head Vagina: the best looking woman in a group

Check out HV today
Super hot!

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

mullikin

The act of not being able to wait a short period prior to a meal without going to get something else to eat.

“Dinner will be in half an hour”
“I’m gonna head out and grab a burger and fries…maybe a shake”
“What? You’re pulling a mullikin on me?”

by Iben Wakenoff June 7, 2018

hvit

Head Vagina (hv) in training

I think the new girl might replace HV some day
She's our new HVIT

by Iben Wakenoff January 6, 2023

Morganed

The act of mullikining everything in sight due to stress.

Um...wasn't there a bunch of food here this morning?
Yeah, it got morganed by Two-Slice...she's having a bad day.

by Iben Wakenoff August 23, 2018

Omaha Meatball

The combination of lint and sweat that collects in Peyton Manning's gooch

This chick was going down on me, but my Omaha Meatballs stopped her

by Iben Wakenoff June 28, 2016

VH

The polite way of calling someone a Fivehead (someone that has a massive forehead)

Whoa, here comes VH. Sunglasses on to block the glare!

by Iben Wakenoff August 28, 2023

Vagina Propulsion System

Female legs

Dude, check out that chicks VPS!
VPS?
Vagina Propulsion System. Leads to the glory land!

by Iben Wakenoff July 15, 2016