Ian Chode's definitions

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Explode

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek.

Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003