Ian Chode's definitions

offload

Verb meaning to ejaculate.

I managed to offload on her tits.

by Ian Chode May 19, 2005

wazzicle

1. A toilet, especially a urinal. (From wazz, to urinate.)
2. An icicle made of urine, possibly falling from the sky after having been ejected from an aircraft.

1. Where's the wazzicle, I need a slash.
2. I got hit by a wazzicle.

by Ian Chode February 2, 2004

chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

bucky boy

A gay bloke who might go diving and get injured by a chocolate starfish.

What's on telly? That bucky boy Norton again!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

nobsack

See nobsac.

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003

masto

Masturbation - polishing the bishop!

I am engaging in vicious masto!

by Ian Chode May 6, 2007