Ian Chode's definitions

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

dick duvet

1. Foreskin.
2. Condom.

My wife stole the duvet, my rabbi stole my dick duvet!

by Ian Chode July 12, 2004

Friend of Dorothy

A homosexual male, from the character Dorothy in The Wizard of Oz.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

coontastic

Something great in a non-caucasian way. (Corruption of fantastic).

"The Asian Dub Foundation are Coontastic" - MC BNP.

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

arse grapes

Piles.

My arse grapes are playing me up.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

twazzbag

An idiot, fool or buffoon.

He was a complete twazzbag!

by Ian Chode August 7, 2006