Ian Chode's definitions

thwankton

The piece of skin between a gentleman's bollocks and his arsehole. This can also be referred to as the twernt, or sometimes (erroniously) the chode.

Touch my thwankton!

by Ian Chode January 9, 2004

worm worshipper

A fudge fumbler; a trouser traitor of the type that are still actively sought out and murdered in some countries, in a terrible violation of human rights.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

chavda

Long form of chav.

He's a fackin' chavda!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

wonk

Can also be a "policy wonk". A person who looks into all the technical details of implementing a political policy, usually a back-room boy either in a political party or working for the government.

That's the general idea, we'll leave it to the policy wonks to figure out all the details.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

Pokemon face

A toothy smiley face, as given by a Pokemon character, with eyes almost closed.

Go on Kelly, show us your Pokemon face.

by Ian Chode January 28, 2008

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003