chocolate mahogany lollipop

Fucking someone up the arse and then making them suck their own shit off the end of your dick.

Hello, would you like a chocolate mahogany lollipop?

by Ian Chode November 25, 2003

bucky boy

A gay bloke who might go diving and get injured by a chocolate starfish.

What's on telly? That bucky boy Norton again!

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003

gentlemens jelly

Spunk

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 09, 2003

minjita

An asian lesbian.

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003

turnip

Very much a "root" vegetable, used in BlackAdder TV series with penile overtones. May descend from use of navo in Spanish.

Suck my turnip!

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003