Ian Chode's definitions

arse rape

Anal sex with violence.

I'm going to arse rape you.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

botty hymen

A mythical anatomical structure which is removed when one gets one's brown wings.

JOHNNY FAGGOT: He ruptured my botty hymen. Oooh!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

wazzicle

1. A toilet, especially a urinal. (From wazz, to urinate.)
2. An icicle made of urine, possibly falling from the sky after having been ejected from an aircraft.

1. Where's the wazzicle, I need a slash.
2. I got hit by a wazzicle.

by Ian Chode February 2, 2004

Helmut Lang

A long helmet.

If I was a fashion designer I'd be Helmut Lang, because I have a very long helmet.

by Ian Chode May 2, 2004

Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

malakka

Greek word meaning wanker or friend. Not quite sure what it means if all your friends are wankers, best not to ask!

Malakka!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

meat sludge luge expert

A Homosexual.

You are a meat sludge luge expert, and a turd tobogganist to boot!

by Ian Chode November 23, 2003