Ian Chode's definitions

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

ball-cack

Spunk; gentleman's jelly; man paste.

There are no CDs! Oh ball-cack!

by Ian Chode October 9, 2003

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek.

Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Explode

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003