Ian Chode's definitions

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Hoo haa

Some kind of trouble or commotion.

The boss's decision to sack his marketing department caused a right hoo hah, let me tell you!

by Ian Chode October 6, 2003

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004