Ian Chode's definitions

kiddy toucher

A paedophile.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

sound

Something that is good.

Yeah, that Simon, he's sound, mate.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

bolas

Spanish for balls.

(Upon getting into a cold swimming pool and having the water kiss the underside of your scrotus):

Aaah, mis bolas!

by Ian Chode August 24, 2003

bunder

In the UK, this word takes the meaning of vomiting.

"I'm going to bunder on my birthday, whether my parents are there or not!" - Man in the gym yesterday.

by Ian Chode October 20, 2003

hypnostification

Humourous word meaning "hypnotism".

I underwent hypnostification.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

jip

Trouble.

It's giving me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003