185 definitions by Ian Chode

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

chonga

Anything that is very large.

"I've got a chonga dick." - Howard H Helmet Jnr.

by Ian Chode February 21, 2004

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode August 12, 2003

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

cyberdildonics

A combination of computers, dildos (or other sex toys) and electronics.

The computer controlled buttplug was a great example of cyberdildonics.

by Ian Chode March 15, 2005

Homosexualite

Surely this would be somebody who aligns themselves with homosexuals, or the homosexual movement (by which I mean the gay lobby, and not the thrusting of a cock up another man's toot toot).

by Ian Chode June 2, 2003

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004