Ian Chode's definitions

waffling

Talking a lot whilst saying very little of any real use.

Justin was waffling for ages, I think he was just trying to pad it out and look clever.

by Ian Chode August 30, 2004

plonkie

A turd.

I did a plonkie!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

navo

Spanish for turnip, which in Gibraltar at least can be used to mean dick. Correct spelling is nabo.

Comeme el navo! (Eat my dick!)

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003