Ian Chode's definitions

flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.

1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)

by Ian Chode March 7, 2004

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

hemorrhoid hitman

A Cruiser on the chocolate freeway; Bum Jolly.

My accountant is a hemorrhoid hitman on the Hershey Highway.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

sound

Something that is good.

Yeah, that Simon, he's sound, mate.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

botty hymen

A mythical anatomical structure which is removed when one gets one's brown wings.

JOHNNY FAGGOT: He ruptured my botty hymen. Oooh!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.

He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

ten a penny

UK version of dime a dozen.

by Ian Chode October 24, 2003