Ian Chode's definitions

fiblet

A small lie.

Anyone who says they weren't scared on D-Day is telling fiblets.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2004

tight end

1. A position in American Football.
2. A male homosexual whose anus has not been terribly stretched by the ravages of chocolate love. (See also wide receiver).

He was the best tight end I've ever seen.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

negritude

The extent to which somebody may be said to be, or want to be, black.

He had natural rhythmn and a 12 inch cock, such was his negritude.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

do a Morecambe

I heard this phrase at the Comedy Store in London when an old man was performing at the gong show. I can only presume that the heckle "Do a Morecambe" meant to have a heart attack whilst performing, as did the much-loved British comedian Eric Morecambe, who many would consider to be one of the greatest comedians of all time. (Although technically Mr Morecambe had his heart attack in the wings after the show.)

Old stand-up: "..."
Heckler: "Do a Morecambe!"

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

oy oy

A salutation of recognition from the UK, often shouted, sometimes in an ironic manner.

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

cobbler's

See cobblers

by Ian Chode September 22, 2003

trowser browser

A poof.

He's a trouser browser.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003