Ian Chode's definitions

motd

Match of the Day, a British football (soccer) TV programme.

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

suicide bummer

Catching AIDS is a common modus mortem for the suicide bomber.

Pass the AZT, I was recruited as a suicide bummer.

by Ian Chode February 24, 2004

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Shoot

verb: to ejaculate.

I'm going to shoot....OOOOH! (Splat!)

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Raider of the lost arse

A rear admiral, cackpipe cosmonaut, one who bats for the other side whilst bowling from the pavilion end.

He is a raider of the lost arse!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003