Ian Chode's definitions

Schniedel

German word for penis.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

sausage

The act of having sex.

They were up all night having sausage. See Blackadder the third ("Sausage Time!")

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

press the flesh

To meet people in person, particularly at an event where you can network with other people. The actual pressing of flesh here refers to shaking hands with people.

It's a big event next week, I suppose I'd better go and press the flesh.

by Ian Chode August 12, 2004

Steek Mobile

A car driven by a steek.

Look at that steek-mobile, he must have a really huge wang!

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Explode

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004