Ian Chode's definitions

rubber

In England a rubber is also a pencil eraser.

by Ian Chode June 11, 2003

snot

Nasal mucus.

I am full of snot today.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Cockfosters

1. A termination point for the Picadilly Line tube in London.

2. A nutritious, if somewhat salty beverage designed to create excitement in the ladies. However, whilst Fosters is lager, Cockfosters is bitter!

Drink my Cockfosters!

by Ian Chode July 23, 2003

pelvis pulveriser

A practicioner of vicious sexual intercourse, often homosexual.

He was a pelvis pulveriser. That's why I'm in a wheelchair.

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

piles

The Grapes of Wrath.

My piles are hurting.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

shit tinted spectacles

Opposite of the metaphorical "rose-tinted spectacles", whose wearers see only the bad points in something.

Stop looking back through shit tinted spectacles!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

crapper tapper

One who praises penis and worships willy.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003