prostate prodder

A homosexual who engages in an act of anal sex with another man.
He told the jury he couldn't have done it because he was a prostate prodder.
by Ian Chode February 17, 2004
Get the prostate prodder mug.

cunt hairs

A cunt hair is also used as a very small unit of measurement.
Turn the bass down just a cunt hair.
by Ian Chode February 22, 2004
Get the cunt hairs mug.

Nike pikey

A pikey bedecked in Nike clothes.
They are a bunch of Nike Pikeys.
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
Get the Nike pikey mug.

dicksplat

1. Sperm, especially when it lands somewhere.
2. An idiot.
That guy with the security camera is a fucking dicksplat!!!
by Ian Chode September 14, 2003
Get the dicksplat mug.

spasmo

A spacker or otherwise debilitated individual.
Vivian you spasmo!
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
Get the spasmo mug.

ponce

To take something from someone with their permission.
Can I ponce a fag? (Where fag = cigarette)
by Ian Chode April 03, 2003
Get the ponce mug.