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Greek word meaning wanker or friend. Not quite sure what it means if all your friends are wankers, best not to ask!
Malakka!
by Ian Chode April 2, 2003
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by Ian Chode April 3, 2003
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BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"
by Ian Chode October 23, 2003
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Get the bollecular structure mug.A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.
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