Ian Chode's definitions

jolly

A day out from work, ostensibly on some kind of work-based mission but actually just going for a laugh.

We went to the National Gallery to do some research - that was nice little jolly!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

shit shunter

Homo-erectus; faggot.

The group identified 'gaylord' and 'nancy-boy' as meaning homosexual, but did not come up with more creative terms such as 'shit shunter' or 'trouser browser', much to my chagrin.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

backtickler

An uphill gardener.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

Grapes of Wrath

Piles.

My piles are causing me some jip.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003

beak

A judge or some form of judicial process.

He's up before the beak for being a dodgy geezer.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

rear admiral

A senior rank in the Navy.

He was promoted to rear admiral

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

CheeseGuard

This is the male foreskin.

Before she could kiss my bell end she had to pull back the CheeseGuard TM.

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004