Ian Chode's definitions

malakka

Greek word meaning wanker or friend. Not quite sure what it means if all your friends are wankers, best not to ask!

Malakka!

by Ian Chode April 2, 2003

Tory lies

Untruths, mainly political. Comes from the English Conservative (Tory) party who were once led by Margaret Thatcher.

These figures are not true, they are in fact Tory lies.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

born-again faggot

A homosexual who is loud and proud with relation to his sexual orientation and actions. He proclaims his gayness to all who will listen.

BAF: "Hi, I'm gay, and my name's Dave. Oooh"
ME: You, sir, are a born-again faggot.
BAF: "Oooh, scratch your eyes out!"

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

bollecular structure

The nobsack-dick-pubes combo. (A corruption of molecular structure.)

by Ian Chode October 23, 2003

Walter Mitty

A fictional character prone to daydreaming and fantasy. Currently in the news in the UK after a government official compared a UK intelligence worker David Kelly to Walter Mitty. Dr Kelly then killed himself, sparking the Hutton inquiry which will probably be a whitewash and Tony Blair will cling to power for a little while longer. Tosser.

He is a Walter Mitty-style fantasist!

by Ian Chode September 17, 2003

vagetarian

One who eats at least one form of meat: beef curtains!

by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Cock Master 5000 series

Mythical computer system, specified when the exact hardware requirements are not known. Sounds like something that IBM might produce.

It'll run OK on a Cock Master 5000 series.

by Ian Chode April 20, 2003