Definitions by Ian Chode

hi are ye

A silly slang greeting that is supposed to sound like a Northern Ireland accent asking "How are you?"

Hi are ye?
Very well, tank-ye!

hi are ye by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

bell sack 

The scrotum or ball bag.

Squeeze my bell sack until it goes DING!

bell sack by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

Explode 

Of a penis: to ejaculate.

Mr A: My cock exploded and covered her in jizz. In fact, it caused her a middle ear infection.
Mr B: Slag!

Explode by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

oy oy

A salutation of recognition from the UK, often shouted, sometimes in an ironic manner.

oy oy by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

woy oy 

Similar to oy oy in the UK, but with more sexual overtones. A greeting of recognition, or said to one's friends regarding an attractive member of the opposite sex.

woy oy by Ian Chode September 14, 2003

juggling turds with wet hands 

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

juggling turds with wet hands by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

infomercial 

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

infomercial by Ian Chode September 5, 2003