Ian Chode's definitions

botter

A gentleman who arrives through the back door, a jaxi driver.

He is a botter.

by Ian Chode April 3, 2003

poon balloon

So effectively what we're saying here is condom.

Care for a poon balloon before you ride the hershey highway on your meat motorbike?

by Ian Chode July 13, 2004

take the skin boat to tuna town

To have vaginal sex.

by Ian Chode April 4, 2003

Snapper

A person who is so thin he looks like he might snap.

Careful Gareth, you might snap! Snapper!

by Ian Chode June 5, 2003

juggling turds with wet hands

Carrying out several tasks at the same time, none of which are easy but none of which are impossible, whilst in circumstances which are not particularly favourable to completing the task.

It's like juggling turds with wet hands!

by Ian Chode September 13, 2003

ball handler

1. A position in basketball, the person who controls the plays. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

2. Utter faggot. (Not to be confused with Cameron Macintosh.)

Who was the best ball handler? Magic Johnson or Elton John?

by Ian Chode March 20, 2004

farmers

Farmer Giles - piles! Cockney rhyming slang.

My farmers are killing me, I might have to get them shoved back in with a knitting needle, vicar.

by Ian Chode April 8, 2003