take an off tablet

To lose one's temper or go into a bad mood.

So I told him I wasn't going to do it and he decided to take an off tablet! The bastard was pissed off for the rest of the day!

by Ian Chode December 16, 2003

cherry

Virginity. Like a balloon, in that it only takes one prick and it's gone.

I popped her cherry! Hard!

by Ian Chode January 10, 2007

infomercial

A piece of (usually) television designed to both give information and promote a product. However, the information cannot be trusted because it is not impartial.

by Ian Chode September 05, 2003

fudge fumbler

A bakelite blowhole boy. Faggot.

by Ian Chode June 05, 2003

wingus

Part of the fictional incompetant duo "wingus and dingus".

I am Mr Wingus, and this is Mr Dingus.

by Ian Chode February 17, 2004

jelly jewellery

An inexpensive gift that a man gives to a lady; a pearl necklace that is not water resistant.

I spunked off on her neck, she'll have to make do with jelly jewellery.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

chomp

Same as chump.

James B is a chomp!

by Ian Chode April 04, 2003