jollops

Testicles, bollocks, balls.

I kicked him in the jollops.

by Ian Chode April 02, 2003

whacked up on goofballs

To be intoxicated with a drug. See hepped up on goofballs.

We spent the afternoon whacked up on goofballs.

by Ian Chode February 14, 2004

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 14, 2006

curtain twitcher

A lesbian, or as you may refer to them, a carpet licker, rug muncher or bean flicker.

She is a right old curtain twitcher.

by Ian Chode June 14, 2006

flying without wings

1. Sex without a condom.
2. Going commando whilst menstruating.
3. Attempting sex after the testicles have been removed.

1. I'm worried she might be up the stick, last night we were flying without wings.
2. It was a gungy mess, she was flying without wings.
3. (Is this even possible?)

by Ian Chode March 07, 2004

gentlemens jelly

Spunk

Me: My gentlemen's jelly tastes sweet as a result of my eating pineapple.
Bird: Yummy.
Me: It's rude to talk with your mouth full, bitch!

by Ian Chode May 23, 2003

bush baby

A lesbian who drinks from the furry cup.

Rhona Cameron is a bush baby!

by Ian Chode April 03, 2003