phantom hat

Phantom hats or phantom glasses occur when you've been wearing said apparel for some time and can still feel them after they're no longer on your person. Peace.

"I've got a phantom hat on."

"No, Greg, you just haven't showered in three days. Pass the Pam."

by Ian February 02, 2004

Penzomeester

The white substance that oozes from the bellybutton of a pregnant corpse as you mount and thrust it.

"I was pounding away and penzomeester was just oozing everywhere."

by Ian December 15, 2003

toolpusher

The head of the drilling crew on an oil or gas rig. What began as a joke name for the man in charge of the equipment is now an official term for the leadership position.

That old toolpusher has been riding my ass all day about painting those stairs.

by Ian May 04, 2004

Oy

Used when you or someone else does something stupid. It also can be used if one is annoyed, disgusted, bored, surprised, or in pain. Or just for the thrill of saying something nobody else says.

Oy... my stupid sister stole my wallet!

by Ian December 13, 2003

mission

A method of describing a journey or task or great difficulty, boredom, or length.

"We had to pick up, mission it all across town, and drop off in Lizzie's."

"I'm on a damn mission with the wind blowing." (ie: Rolling in the wind.)

by Ian February 20, 2004

Malb

1. An "inward" explosioin, i. e. an implosion.

2. opposite of blam.

MALB!! went the submarine.

by Ian June 25, 2003

P.U.M.A

Possibly the Ugliest Man (Motherfucker) Alive.

Term used by Navy SubSchool students in Groton, CT.

That dude with the fucked up face is a PUMA

by Ian July 19, 2004