crochdot

A particulary hairy spot near ur hmm.. <cough><cough>
ahhhhh man dont show me ur crochdot
by Ian October 01, 2003
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Whale Dork

John was jealous of the Whale Dork...
by Ian November 27, 2003
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Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.
a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)
by Ian December 01, 2004
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slide

Keep talking and i'm gonna slide your ass.
by Ian April 21, 2004
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DNF

tl;dr : Approx. 14 Years

DNF is a unit of time applied to the development of a computer game sequel, or the next title in a series.

The abbreviation expands to: Duke Nukem Forever

This is a unit of time somewhere between "taking forever", "never going to happen," and officially "when it's done". The actual value of DNF is approximately 14 years. The origin is from the severely protracted development of the game of the same name.
guy: "So looks like GTA 6 is about 0.6DNF right now"
other guy: "Yeah, those leaks seem like a good sign though"
guy: "Yeah, but its taking forever"
other guy: "lol"
by ian September 21, 2022
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preppy

Someone who picks on "less popular" people in an effort to become more popular themselves.
That preppy just threw an open ketchup packet at that poor guy over there!
by ian May 21, 2004
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happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"
his happy trail was hairy
by Ian March 05, 2005
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