Ian's definitions

bog of eternal stench

minge, pie, snatch, puss, fur purse, bat cave, velvet goldmine, tunnel of love, flaps, love dungeon, hole, pokey space, tampon socket, man hole, mingus, soggy moggy, beaver, mott, front bum, fur bucket, cock holster.

He snatched my pie, raked in my fur purse for loose change, rattled my flaps, left a snail trail through my love dungeon and disappeared into the bog of eternal stench.

by Ian April 21, 2004

shed head

One whose head is as organised as a garden shed, ie full of any old crap!! A very forgetful or stupid person.

What do you mean you forgot the house keys you shed head

by Ian May 7, 2005

dookie

Poop, or a very good greenday album!

I gotta do a dookie

Im gonna listen to dookie

by Ian March 15, 2003

half cut

Being fairly buzzed, but not quite drunk.

I was only half cut so I was able to get away from the cops. I can't feel my penis.

by Ian January 20, 2004

Chode

Just a cherry helmet surrounded by foliage. No fun at all.

I went to savour his cherry delight but got a nose-full of foliage an a chode for what might!

by Ian November 20, 2003

tossle

A mans penis, sometimes use for masterbation.

Jason went to work on his tossle until it puked love gravey on the pages of my new magazine

by Ian March 21, 2005

buckhaw

A warcry to some, a noble greeting for others, and furthermore a symbol of companionship. The Buckhaw is the ultimate word in language. It takes several forms, most notably the "violent buckhaw", the "noble buckhaw", the "whiny buckhaw" and the "standard buckhaw".

*Seconds before two friends begin to talk to each other, one extends a "whiny buckhaw". The friend, upon receiving this common greeting, responds with a moderately violent buckhaw*
Friend 1: Mmmmm Buckhaw!
Friend 2: BUCKHAW! Sup?

by Ian October 31, 2004