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aRtwoage

taken from games of pro evolution soccer, ahRtwoage is to press or hold down the R2 button the the controller to perform a drag round a player or other skill
aRtwoing
"oh nice bit of ahRtwoage round me there"
by ian September 16, 2004
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dudette

female form of dude. originated by people who thought that girls should have a version of dude. its been kind of lame to say dudette lately but was cool when you were like 10
instead of hey dude! to a guy, its hey dudette! to a girl. no one actually says that though
by ian August 30, 2004
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Sextacular

Joelle+Ian=SEXTACULAR TO THE MAX
Joell+Ian=SEXTACULAR =)...............
by Ian February 1, 2005
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Uzbekistan

Country people have to look up when they here the name...

...independant since 1991 when the USSR broke up. Key towns include Tashkent (the capital), the fabled Samarkand (Samarqand) and Bukhara (Buxoro). Genghis Khan invaded the area and later it gave rise to it's own bloody thirsty conquerer and national hero Tarmerlane (Timur Lange).

Some tourists do go there, normally heading for Samarkand (Registan Square or 'Reggies Place', Bib Qanum Mosque, Ulug Beg's observatory), Bukhara (the 'Ark' fortress) and Khiva (or Xiva - one of the most complete medieval moslem towns in the world).

Mainly Sunni Moslem since the Arabs invaded before Genghis Khan and kicked out the Buddhists, Zoroastrians and Nestorian Christians. Some Russian Orthodox Christians still around. Generally peaceful these days apart from a few hardliner Commies and Islamists committing the odd misdeed. Maily Uzbeks, with a few Tajiks, Russians and a tiny number of Koreans (don't ask how they got there - last local reminant of Buddhism).

By the way, 'X' in Uzbek is 'Kh' and 'K' keeps getting replaced by 'Q' in their alphabet.
Uzbekistan - Uzbeki-where???
by Ian November 25, 2004
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NIA

Navy Issue Ass

This is the extra-large ass that seamen, particularly females, are issued in tech school in the US Navy.

The wide load sign, flashers, reflectors, and backup signal neccesary for the safe transport of an NIA are not issued and must be purchased by the individual seaman.
"Man, that girl would be cute if she didn't have that NIA!"

"None of my civilian clothes fit since I got my NIA."

"The NIA may be used as a floatation device."
by Ian December 3, 2005
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Shoestring special

A tiny g sring
Did you see the shoestring special on that bird?
by Ian July 18, 2003
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sqeekage

used in reference to sqeeking when something happens.

used in similarity to old days when they would say "u got some major tubage, dude"
U got some major sqeekage, dude
by Ian February 2, 2005
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