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Musturd

I hate fucking musturd.
by Ian November 21, 2003
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aRtwoing

aRtwoage whilst in the act of performing an R2 move
"i am going to be aRtwoing it all round you this match"
by ian September 16, 2004
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blingblang

the plural of bling bling. exxagerated opulence.
yo, that car is BLING BLANG!
by IAN January 22, 2004
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britax

can be used as an alternative to safe to signify approval or acknowledgement or to refer to something as cool

Originates from the child seat manufacturers who have kept kids 'safe' for years
"Oi wayne, fancy goin' an' nickin' some burberry?" "Yeah britax"

Trev's argos jewellery is well britax

"Hows it goin' Imran" "Yeah, britax"
by ian April 4, 2005
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VaporScare

A threat or conspiracy that either turns out to be bogus, or simply fails to materialize.
The administration's claim that terrorists would attack us using bomb-laden sparrows turned out to be just another VaporScare.
by Ian January 2, 2005
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Crystal Clutcher

Someone who believes in any of a number of "New Age" superstitious idiocy, such as: Catholic relics, speaking in tongues, dowsing, magnetic hills, UFOs, astrology, psychic power, homeopathy, therapeutic touch, some kinds of alternative medicine, spinal subluxations, channeling, mediums, and most particularly crystal power.
Every time I go to the sci-fi convention, there's always some stupid Crystal Clutcher trying to sell me a psychic reading.
by Ian December 7, 2004
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sausage knockers

Droopy breasts......tits that drop parallel like sausages hanging off a butchers rail.
Jaysus, did you see the sausage knockers on that 'aul one?
by Ian July 18, 2003
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