A trekker puts on a backpack, and hikes. A star trek trekker doesn't. His favourite song is 'where no man has gone before.' Sounds like a feminist movement song. He prefers alien culture (Vulcan and Klingon) to his own. And he believes the star trek tv show is 'real.' Neil Armstrong made it to the moon. Zefram Cochrane didn't. Neither did William Shatner. William Shatner is an actor, not a astronaut. Like the other actors get paid to appear at conventions. Trekkers don't like Trekkies, because they're too hardcore. A Trekkie will ask how big are those photon torpodoes? They're 4 foot long and made of wood, an actor replied.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd May 11, 2020

by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 26, 2020

A politician who sees a person on a roof, and decides that industry needs reform. But later discovers, it doesn't.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 08, 2020

by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Mossad never got George habash, or aribert Heim. They had some outstanding successes. The most important being the ones that are never revealed.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd December 24, 2019

Cheech and Chong next movie. Beavis and butthead know how to make a comedic film. And they're not stoned.
I just saw Cheech and Chong next movie.
Wow! Dude! What was it like?
It sucked! There was no beehive tossing, and no nun fucking.
All they did was put a motorbike inside, stuck it's exhaust outside, and rev it up, oh, and they catcalls at some chicks!
Wow! Dude! What was it like?
It sucked! There was no beehive tossing, and no nun fucking.
All they did was put a motorbike inside, stuck it's exhaust outside, and rev it up, oh, and they catcalls at some chicks!
by Iam not Elmer Fudd July 22, 2020

Joe exotic is a Pirate burglar, and has drunk too much beer from his still. Even Joe dirt from Adam Sandler shows has more class.
by Iam not Elmer Fudd February 02, 2020
