Iain 's definitions

Scaff

a "person" who is in desperate need of a wash. They tend to be very dirty and smelly. They think drugs are the only way forward and have no hope in life.

david ritchie is the biggest scaff in the world

by iain April 5, 2003

CHARVER

A Charver is a sub-species of the human race. Occasionally a perfectly normal family will give birth to one of these creatures. In ancient times, survival of the fittest nearly always killed of these unfortunates. However, thanks to Clement Atlee and the Welfare State, they now have a means to survive. Several different types of charver exist- True Charvers, who have an average IQ score roughly the same as a snail, and find it funny to drink, smoke, sleep with young girls/old men and fight one another. Then there are Scum Charvers, like True charvers, but average at four foot ten in hight, and will only swear at you if they outnumber you twenty to one. There are several other varieties, such as townies, radgies etc. All varieties are native to the North East, especially Newcastle. Charvers are now spreading, and take hold whrever the welfare system can be manipulated.

Examples of charver talk
"Uh, got ten pence for some tabs how"
"Where am a? Idont remember goin to sleep here, man like how"
etc, etc

by Iain December 21, 2004

bawz

Noun, adjective and interjection.
Variant spelling of 'baws'.
Scottish dialect for 'balls'.

1. Noun
Slang for 'testicles'. Commonly used figuratively.

2. Adjective (pejorative)
'To be bawz' is to be undesirable or unfavourable (tends to only apply to inanimate objects).

3. Interjection
Shows disapproval. Used in the same way as same way as 'Damn!' or 'Shite!'.

1- Joe's bawz were aching for hours after Iain's terrific bawslap.

1(fig.)-
Iain: "I kicked Joe's ass at Tekken last night!"
Joe: "Don't talk bawz! You've never beaten me at Tekken, you're crap!"

2- That car is bawz, it can only do 30mph!

3- Bawz! You beat me again!

by Iain January 10, 2005

queensryche

An 80's band that redifined heavy metal and goth metal, the band formed out of seattle in 1982 and had released their first cd in '83 that was self titled. their biggest hit was probably silent lucidity off of the album empire. probably one if the best bands ever and one of my favorites.

Dude! Queensryche kicks some major ass! DUDE I KNOW!!!

by Iain March 23, 2004

stink bridge

The area of skin between the scrotum and the anus (male) or the vagina and the anus(female)

by Iain October 23, 2003

existencilism

large, sexxxy word, meaning the universe is a large mass of pointless chaos. based apon the idea that people actually care about their own pitiful reality.

existencilism is a huge word, I'll bet smart people use it sometimes.

by Iain January 10, 2005

leave me alone

when you want someone to get the fuck away from you, you usually say something that has to do with "leave me alone". usually dded with a curse word such as fuck or many others

leave me the fuck alone

by Iain April 7, 2004