IaN's definitions

preppy

Someone who picks on "less popular" people in an effort to become more popular themselves.

That preppy just threw an open ketchup packet at that poor guy over there!

by ian May 21, 2004

Breath of Fresh Ass

phrase: appropriate for referring to either a.) a recent conquest in which a new partner was involved or b.) someone walking by with a fantastic ass.

a.) George, let me tell ya... Last night I had the best breath of fresh ass.
b.) Wow, that was a breath of fresh ass. (turn and look)

by Ian December 1, 2004

BrngBakSidewndr

Best clan in Halo 2, dedicated to bringing back the map Sidewinder

Some kid: woah we just got owned, what clan was that?
His friend: BrngBakSidewndr

by Ian February 21, 2005

happy trail

Path of hair from navel to crotch, sometimes past navel

also known as "stairway to heaven" and "garden path"

his happy trail was hairy

by Ian March 5, 2005

arrakis

Arrakis, later Rakis (known colloquially as "Dune") is a desert planet with almost no water at all, and is the only known source of the spice Melange which makes interstellar travel possible. It is native home of the Fremen.

Arrakis is the power center of the Imperium.

by Ian June 13, 2004

Mexican Forklift

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.

Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.

by Ian December 23, 2004

tittyfart

where the titty is wet and gets slaped with the other to create a tittyfart.

dude, your mom had the biggest tittyfart ever lastnight.

by Ian May 13, 2005