Proxymoron

Proxymoron is a moron by proxy
Proxy
1. the agency, function, or power of a person authorized to act as the deputy or substitute for another.
2. the person so nominate authorized; substitute; agent.
3. a written authorization empowering another person to vote or act for the signer, as at a meeting of stockholders.
4. an ally or confederate who can be relied upon to speak or act in one's behalf.

Moron
1. a person who is notably stupid or lacking in good judgment.
2. Psychology. a person of borderline intelligence in a former classification of mental retardation, having an intelligence quotient of 50 to 69.
I nominate you as my proxymoron, so you can flash your bum out of the window for me and pick up any fines or jail sentence.
by ITman May 04, 2008
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snoofamust

Today is a snoofamust for me
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Hogit

When you "hogit" you take it all.
Don't hogit put some my way you greedy pig.
by ITman May 07, 2008
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cutliced

Cutliced: A cut so deep or long it almost slices in two
He was very cutliced and had to hold the bits together
by ITman April 19, 2008
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Wombledon

Wombledon is the rubbish parts of Wimbledon and Wimbledon Common, where the messy dirty Wombles live.

Wombles spend a lot of their time recycling rubbish, which is why its such an untidy area and an eyesore.

The Wombles are fictional characters created by British author Elisabeth Beresford,originally appearing in a series of children's novels from 1968. The characters later became nationally famous in the mid 1970s as a result of a popular BBC children's television show using stop motion animation. A number of spin-off novelty songs also became major hits in the British music charts.

The Wombles are pointy-nosed furry creatures that live in burrows, where they help the environment by collecting and recycling rubbish in useful and ingenious ways. Their motto is Make Good Use of Bad Rubbish. This "green" message was ahead of its time in the 1970s. Although Wombles live in every country in the world, the stories focus on the life of the burrow in Wimbledon Common in London, England, which is the original Wombledon rubbish tip.
Do you live in Wimbledon or Wombledon?
by ITman January 28, 2008
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