ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

meijer

A grocery chain based out of Michigan that Wal-Mart and Target stole their "superstore" format from. The company that laid me off.

What I wouldn't give to have my job at Meijer back...

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

yeti

To run around the inside of a 24-hour superstore such as meijer wal-mart or target undetected and make your friends find you.

It's 1:30 in the morning. Quit playing yeti so we can buy a flank steak and some Mudd jeans.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

Hover

When presented with a gross toilet, the act of not putting your bum on the seat in order to prevent pubic lice infestations or diseases from lot lizardsand skanks.

Never put your ass on a public toilet seat. Always hover.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."

Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

wonky

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003