ILoveThom'sChickenDance's definitions

Drip Dry

A move that females have perfected as a result of no toilet paper/lack of sanitary conditions.

1. The bathroom at the BP didn't have toilet paper, so I had to drip dry.

2. After seeing how that basement dweller lives, I opted against the toilet paper and pulled a drip dry.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

wonky

not right, odd

Jenni had a wonky eye, it was the source of all her self-esteem problems.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

munchies

Any food consumed after partaking the pot. Pretty much anything tastes good dipped in ranch dressing.

nasty, she just dipped gummi worms in ranch.

ya, she's got the munchies.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance May 3, 2004

Toast

A game played by males ages 13-25 in the midwest. The object of the game is to jackoff onto 1 piece of bread with your friends. The first person who stops coming has to eat the piece of bread.

Person 1: Remember that time we went over to Dustin's house and we caught him and those two guys playing toast?

Person 2: People from Michigan are messed up.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003

pad

a device worn in the underwear that collects blood clots. Should be changed regularly.

ugh... go change your pad.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance December 1, 2003

basement dweller

A male over the age of eightteen, usually with no formal education, who continues to live at home with his parent(s) and has no ambition to move out or contribute to society. His will to live is sucked by his daily marijuana regiment. He can be found working second shift at your local gas station. Lives in a perpetual state of "Getting his shit together."

Jonas picked up some sluts from the amoco and brought them back to his dad's house. They thought he was such a bsement dweller.

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 16, 2003

Ohio

1. Toilet of the Midwest
2. Home of Fangboner Road - as seen from the Ohio Turnpike
3. A wooded wonderland that is confusing if you get lost.
4. Oh yeah, Cedar Point is there, too.

Thanks for catching Lake Erie on Fire, Ohio!

by ILoveThom'sChickenDance October 25, 2003