Penis

Mine is really small.

My penis is to bruh

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 03, 2022

Penis

The best wand in Harry Potter.

Hermione: Hey Harry, can I see your penis? Ron can't frick me very well.
Harry: Sure but you have to promise to suck it, kiss it and let me stick it in your chest.
Hermione: I'll only agree if you promise to kiss my butt, and suck my chest. And it has to be in the bed, NAKED.
Harry: I promise. ( Oh boy I can't wait to be fricked!)

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 03, 2022

:)

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by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 03, 2022

Greer

A word that is used when being funny and saying green at the same time.

Martincitopants said the word greer during his Just Cause 3 speedrun.

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 03, 2022

YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE

Something you say when you do something awesome.

When he got a 42 kill streak, he said," YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE".

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 03, 2022

R.P.V.

R.P.V. is the abbreviation used by the military for a specification for certain military/army vehicles that stands for, "Rapid Patrol Vehicle".

The Gurkha has a R.P.V. spec used by multiple different military's.

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 19, 2022

Boner

Wanting to frick kiersten.

Kiersten: Hey baby, I have a feeling that you want a boner tonight.
Jake: MMMMHHHHMMMMM. But only if you let me put my penis is your boobs.
Kiersten: Deal! Now let's go get in bed.
Jake: AAAAHHH MMNNHNMNMMMHN AAH!
Kiersten: OH HONEY! I CAN FEEL IT BABY! MMMNNHMNHHHNMMMNH!
Jake: I'm glad we're not wasting this opportunity of the mighty boner!
Kiersten: Well you're wasting it right now since you stopped fricking me!
Chad: Hey guys. Whatcha doi-
Kiersten: ......
Jake: .......
Chad: I'm in!
Jake & Kiersten: Only if you cum in our mouths!
Chad: Gotcha
Chad, Jake, & Kiersten: MHNNMNHNMNHNMHN!!

by ILIKEMARTINCITOPANTS February 04, 2022