Buttweed

A weed cigarette that you put between your asscheeks and suck in.

Dave: Girl, did you hear what happened to Tom?

Sheila: No. what happened?

Dave: He got arrested for smoking buttweed while driving.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 17, 2023

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Octopussy

While having sex with a girl, grab an octopus, put it on the girl’s pussy, and let it ejaculate it’s ink into her pussy.

“Gave my girl a nice octopussy last night.”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits February 13, 2025

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“VECTOR! That’s me, ‘cause I’m committing crimes, with both direction... and… MAGNITUDE! OH YEAH!!!!”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 04, 2024

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President of Ireland. 🇮🇪🇮🇪🇮🇪

“Michael D. Higgins is the best president of Ireland!”

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 13, 2024

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Juan Carlos Bodoque is so god.

by IAmTheOneWhoShits December 10, 2024

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by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 18, 2024

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When you get so wasted or high that you witness someone’s nipples come to life and start talking to you.

Tim: *Takes one look at Angelica’s tits.*

Angelica’s tits: *Come to life* Hello Tim. *The talking nipples say*

Tim: AHHHHHHHHH!!!!

by IAmTheOneWhoShits August 07, 2024

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