queekle

a male reproductive organ
a penis
a cock
a wanger
a weiner
a sausage
a salami
a one-eyed trouser snake
a johnson
a fuckstick
a tallywacker
manmeat
a schlong
more... but im lazy
Ian publicly exposed his queekle last night in front of a bunch of drunk girls.
by Ian April 12, 2004
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Queekle

a mud butt rimjob from a chinese goober who likes quief biscuits for fun and its only a queekle if its tuesday and your name is Jared
Jared got a queekle last tuesday from Dave Chappelle.
by Ian April 12, 2004
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Shtollianus

the situation of where finds himself having to take a crap or take a piss.
brb, shtoolianus has overcome my senses.
by Ian April 05, 2003
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donkey knob

a slang term refering to a male who has a large penis.
...look at `donkey knob` over there...he`s popular with all the ladies.
by Ian July 30, 2003
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Sidewinder

the greatest map ever in the history of games. Comes from the game Halo 1. On this map, epic games are played, sometimes for 4 to 5 hours.
Players: Man, we started playing this round of capture the flag at 11pm, and we just finished, what time is it now?

Other players: Umm its 2076, theres no such thing as "time" anymore.

Players: Oh. Anyways you guys cheated I want a rematch.
by Ian February 22, 2005
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downtown

When you throw any object into the low slung ho's tank top
*after the throw* "Oh yeah! From downtown!"
by Ian January 20, 2004
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cali

Cali, California. The big SoCal.
by Ian March 31, 2004
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