IAN's definitions

Nut Case

1. A mans scrotum, ball bag, yam bag.
2. Someone who has different views to your own.

1. I snagged my nut case on the barbed wire fence.
2. What would you know your a nut case.

by Ian March 21, 2005

fit shaced

Extremely shit faced, so shit faced that you can't even say shit faced.

I'mmmm rreaa...lly fit...shhhhhhaced.

by Ian March 5, 2003

evil genius

Trazen dude See Trazen or dude

Trazen, or some other reference to this awesome guy

by Ian March 8, 2005

queerbaites

a straight guy who gay guys like. same as gagnet

dude he's such a fucking queerbaites.

by IAN April 13, 2004

sweater kittens

Absolutely adorable breasts molded into perfect round balls when a girl puts on a really soft and fuzzy and touchable sweater.

Sweater kittens, sweater kittens, I love sweater kittens. OOOOOOOOhhhhh.

by ian January 21, 2004

stem

Someone who appears not to have a head at all. Misses all jokes and is beyond blond.

Cedric, you STEM!

by Ian January 21, 2004

dicksography

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.

Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.

by Ian December 25, 2004