IAN's definitions

dirty pepe

A player on Halo 2 that thinks he's amazing with the sniper rifle, but really just gets owned by players such as Weedy McWeed and MM Takedown.

Dirty Pepe: Guys let me get the sniper, you will benefit from it.
Us: Ok fine lets see the killing
Dirty Pepe (5 seconds later): Guys I died, they have my sniper rifle now.

by Ian February 21, 2005

rug

Pubic hair. It has been recognized that often a person's pubic hair is the same colour as his or her eyebrows.

Hola baby, does the rug match the curtains?

by ian January 21, 2004

skivx

the answer to any question asked. it is adaptable to any situation. sometimes used after "skiv"

Boy 1: What's up?
Boy 2: Skivx.
Boy 1: Oh. Did you see the new Naruto episodes?
Boy 2: Skiv?
Boy 1: Huh?
Boy 2: Skivx!

by Ian July 20, 2003

splunge

An (say in heroic voice)<U>Underwear Smoothie</U>

Man do I need a nice cold splunge.

by Ian September 25, 2003

kreddy

Someone who smokes weed everyday, drinks rum all the time and thinks they're a pirate.

" yo, that kid's baked to shit."
"fucking kreddy."

by Ian April 6, 2005

jock

an inhabitant of scotland (UK only)

That bloody kilt-wearing jock...

by Ian April 21, 2005

TruthTella

The glue that holds ESPN together

Without TruthTella holding it down ESPN would fall apart

by Ian May 22, 2004