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Definitions by IAN

dicksography 

a list of people whom one has had romantic relations with. Ranging from a passionate kiss to sexual intercoarse. 2 a list of people whom one has had sex with.
Jane kissed Tommy, went to second base with Krissy, gave head to Omar, and fucked Will. She has hooked up with only these individuals Therefore Jane's dicksography is: Tommy, Krissy, Omar, and Will.
dicksography by Ian December 25, 2004

Mexican Forklift 

noun- A hand truck, dolly, or any number of manual conveyance methods with similar intent to a forklift, yet lacking internal combustion or electric automation. A cheap and entirely undeserved jab at the industrious nation of Mexico and its inhabitants\expatriots, yet ubiquitous nonetheless.
Bill slipped a disc trucking a xerox machine with the mexican forklift.
Mexican Forklift by Ian December 23, 2004

finge theatre

Noun: The act of 'Fingeing' in a public place. See finge (verb).
Her parents came back early, so we had to resort to some finge theatre
finge theatre by Ian December 16, 2004

Christmas 

Christmas is the Jewish Chanukah.
Christmas by Ian December 15, 2004

Main-sequence Empire 

An empire on the verge of collapse, named after a main-sequence star. When a main-sequence star has burned through its hydrogen, it switches to helium and bloats into a red giant, though it's essentially being hollowed out inside. Eventually, because it has lost the mass that could sustain its volume, it collapses. If it was an average-sized star, into a white dwarf, or a black hole if above average.

Its sapped of all its strength but its military, and now its burning that. Like a red giant, its imperial swelling is a sign of decay, not health. And its unsustainable. Collapse is inevitable. Possibly, given its size, into a black hole, which will suck the whole world in after it.
Do you think America is a main-sequence empire that has reached the red giant stage, having burned through its resources, its economic and fiscal vitality, its moral capital?
Main-sequence Empire by Ian December 9, 2004

Gullibot 

I human who acts like a gullible robot.

A Gullibot believes and forwards every urban legend they receive in their email, as if they were a robot programed to recycle and spew idiocy.

Usually they don't bother to use Bcc (Blind Carbon Copy), so a whole world full of idiots and crystal clutchers get your email adress as it gets forwarded from moron to moron.

Gullibots also forward virus hoaxes.

Gullibots also forward "inspirational" chain letters that end with, "forward this to someone you love."
I just emailed everyone on that gullibot's email list that Febreeze doesn't really kill dogs, and they should stop listening to the idiot.
Gullibot by Ian December 9, 2004

Black Tuesday

November Second, 2004-- the day America's Democracy died
Due to massive voter suppression and electoral fraud, Bushler stole the election on Black Tuesday.
Black Tuesday by Ian December 8, 2004