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wiggle wiener

When a man with a 10 inch or bigger cock takes it out in public and whips it around between girls ass cheeks.

Pauls a real wiggle wiener.

by I like the thicc Bois January 8, 2019

new york oatmeal bowl

New York Oatmeal bowl is the politically correct definition for using a dildo to widen the vagina then pour cereal in the pussy( is best with Cinnamon Toast Crunch because the women like to feel the grit of the sugar) pour in whole milk so it’s got some weight then without a spoon or hands eat all the cereal and milk then proceed to FUCK the SHIT out of the girl.

i gäbe Lindsay a New York Oatmeal Bowl two weeks ago and she says she still feels the sugar in her clit.

by I like the thicc Bois December 26, 2018

wakandan fork

A wakandan fork is when you use your pointer, middle and ring finger and spread them in a W shape then place the pointer finger in the vagina. Place the ring finger in the asshole. Then place the middle finger on the taint then violently finger away. This technique was invented and used by the African tribes.

I used a wakandan fork last night on Alexia. She thought I was a big black man.

by I like the thicc Bois June 25, 2019

california coke can

A California come can, or Cali coke can, is when you take a coke a cola can and shit in it. Then bust a nut in it to give it a smoother consistency. You then take a dildo as a scoop and use the shot as lube when you fuck. Best for girls with a small pussy. It really gets in there.

Ally wanted to be a little kinky last night so I made her a California coke can.

by I like the thicc Bois January 7, 2019

wizard wand

A wizard wand is when you take your girls dildo and bust a nut all over it. You then have your girl piss on it to give it some Mello warmth. Then quickly so it doesn’t cool off stick the wand in your girls pussy. ( for special effect stick your dick in her anus to give her the two sticker). They say wizard wands are magical.

Maria and I were role playing last night and I was a warlock so I gave her a wizard wand.

I use used a wizard wand to give Mary a two sticker.

by I like the thicc Bois January 4, 2019

cactus jelly

Cactus jelly is what you call a thick stick and sometimes chunky nut.

Adams cum was some cactus jelly!!

by I like the thicc Bois April 30, 2019

guatemalan spice tumbler

A Guatemalan Spice Tumbler is the act of kidnapping Mexican men and women and throwing them in the back of an empty White panel van and pouring hot sauce on them and placing Large stones in the van and driving like an Asian so that they fly around in the back of the van. The one with the least blood n them wins. :)

We were going to go out for beers but Dale wanted to do a Guatemalan Spice Tumbler.

by I like the thicc Bois November 10, 2020