I hate your life for you's definitions

Tiktok

A poison that we must purge from this earth

Hey, mom, I just made a TikTok video and it got a ton of views!
Go the fuck on the streets, never talk to me again, and get adopted my people who care.

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

SSBU

An acronym that stands for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the latest and greatest game of the series.

Bro have you heard "everyone is here!"
In what?
SSBU
It got waluigi or geno?
Uh no
Then hell no it's missing some

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Evidence

Something evolutionists don't have

Christian man: bro, evolutionists got no evidence on they shit.
Person with iq: yeh ik

Take that you fucker who came up with the top def

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Footlong

How Europeans think Americans measure things

British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

*shooting stars music plays*

What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson

BTW, this is a dead meme.

Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven

Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead
Bill: *shooting stars music plays*

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Lel

When you're tired of saying lol and decide to say lel to look cooler

Bro, my fucking child just called 911 because we didn't get apples on his pizza
Lel

by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Halalamahjar

A random indian word I made up
Never say this in front of an Indian friend unless you're sure they're cool with it

Hey, can you tell me an Indian word? Need it for a test
Halalamahjar
No, I mean native American Indian.
Oh. Aukawahtak
Thanks

by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021