Hey, mom, I just made a TikTok video and it got a ton of views!
Go the fuck on the streets, never talk to me again, and get adopted my people who care.
Go the fuck on the streets, never talk to me again, and get adopted my people who care.
by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021
Most gen z girls are the most fucking retarded in the brain people to walk this earth.
TikTok and other bullshit services have rotted their brains so fucking much that they think 2021 backwards is 2012.
By the time they get to make executive decisions, the world will go to fuck.
I honestly think a genocide is in order.
Gen z girl: bruh blacks can't be racist, because you can only be racist to blacks.
Anyone with an iq over a potato: no you fucking shit, stop making whites the minority
TikTok and other bullshit services have rotted their brains so fucking much that they think 2021 backwards is 2012.
By the time they get to make executive decisions, the world will go to fuck.
I honestly think a genocide is in order.
Gen z girl: bruh blacks can't be racist, because you can only be racist to blacks.
Anyone with an iq over a potato: no you fucking shit, stop making whites the minority
Xavier: bro heard you got a gf, who is it?
Michael: oh, it's Sally!
Xavier: bruh isn't she like all other gen z girls who are retarded?
Michael: oh yeah.... I'm gonna dump her
Michael: oh, it's Sally!
Xavier: bruh isn't she like all other gen z girls who are retarded?
Michael: oh yeah.... I'm gonna dump her
by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021
Jenna: OMG Darren thinks I don't know he had an affair with Sandra like wow
Ariel: he's a sissy amogus imposter
Ariel: he's a sissy amogus imposter
by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021
So I thought this definition deserved an update.
Porter Robinson is an amazing DJ who has recently released his album Nurture consisting of amazing songs, my favorite being Musician.
His YouTube channel is almost to 1M subs so that's cool.
Porter Robinson is an amazing DJ who has recently released his album Nurture consisting of amazing songs, my favorite being Musician.
His YouTube channel is almost to 1M subs so that's cool.
Guy 1: hey have you heard porter Robinson's song trying to feel alive?
Guy 2: hm? Oh yeah, that shit's fire!
Guy 2: hm? Oh yeah, that shit's fire!
by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021
Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21
Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21
Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021
A random indian word I made up
Never say this in front of an Indian friend unless you're sure they're cool with it
Never say this in front of an Indian friend unless you're sure they're cool with it
Hey, can you tell me an Indian word? Need it for a test
Halalamahjar
No, I mean native American Indian.
Oh. Aukawahtak
Thanks
Halalamahjar
No, I mean native American Indian.
Oh. Aukawahtak
Thanks
by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021
A game with unbalanced weapons,
Bullshit hitboxes,
Bullshit maps, gamemodes, and gamemode voting systems,
And a bullshit community.
But my favorite game on Roblox
A lovable old piece of shit.
Bullshit hitboxes,
Bullshit maps, gamemodes, and gamemode voting systems,
And a bullshit community.
But my favorite game on Roblox
A lovable old piece of shit.
JOHN ROBLOX: WHAT THE F*** BRUH I JUST UNLOADED AN ENTIRE MAGAZINE ON THIS PERSON HOW THE HELL ISN'T HE DEAD?!?!? ARSENAL HAS SUCH BULLCRAP HITBOXES!
by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021