Definitions by I hate your life for you

Footlong 

How Europeans think Americans measure things

British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks

Footlong by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

LGBLT 

People who decided to not be heterosexual, but were at a subway and got hungry

Bro you're changing your sexuality? What gender are you now?

Hmmm... LGBLT, let's get a Sandwich man.
Lol *proceeds to make fun of his gender by using sandwich-related pronouns for the rest of his life*

LGBLT by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

No sleep 

What you receive when there's thunder or an asshole on his motorcycle

*guy revving his Yamaha*
Yeaaaaa
SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF I'M GETTING NO SLEEP BECUZ OF YOU

No sleep by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Everyone is here 

An untrue statement

A: I wish waluigi was in smash
B: Geno for me
C: master chief
D: bandana Dee
E: tails
F: Shrek
A, B, C, D, and E: fuck off
G: lol everyone is here more like everyone should drink beer
C: aw nice a 6-pack!
F: what about me?
E: you get no beer, Shrek can't come into smash.

Everyone is here by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

SSBU 

An acronym that stands for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the latest and greatest game of the series.

Bro have you heard "everyone is here!"
In what?
SSBU
It got waluigi or geno?
Uh no
Then hell no it's missing some

SSBU by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Evidence 

Something evolutionists don't have

Christian man: bro, evolutionists got no evidence on they shit.
Person with iq: yeh ik

Take that you fucker who came up with the top def

Evidence by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

Porter Robinson 

So I thought this definition deserved an update.
Porter Robinson is an amazing DJ who has recently released his album Nurture consisting of amazing songs, my favorite being Musician.
His YouTube channel is almost to 1M subs so that's cool.

Guy 1: hey have you heard porter Robinson's song trying to feel alive?
Guy 2: hm? Oh yeah, that shit's fire!

Porter Robinson by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021