Definitions by I hate your life for you

Minimum dating age 

Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21

Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead

Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha

Minimum dating age by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

Taco bell

Diarrhea inducer

Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell

Taco bell by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

Single 

Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am

Single

Single by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

Warn a brother 

What you should you do when:
You peg the police
You catch the cops
You find the fuzz

Bro I beheld someone in blue
Let's roll

I put warn a brother here so it would count as defining it

Warn a brother by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

Halalamahjar

A random indian word I made up
Never say this in front of an Indian friend unless you're sure they're cool with it

Hey, can you tell me an Indian word? Need it for a test
Halalamahjar
No, I mean native American Indian.
Oh. Aukawahtak
Thanks

Halalamahjar by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021

Arsenal 

A game with unbalanced weapons,
Bullshit hitboxes,
Bullshit maps, gamemodes, and gamemode voting systems,
And a bullshit community.
But my favorite game on Roblox
A lovable old piece of shit.

JOHN ROBLOX: WHAT THE F*** BRUH I JUST UNLOADED AN ENTIRE MAGAZINE ON THIS PERSON HOW THE HELL ISN'T HE DEAD?!?!? ARSENAL HAS SUCH BULLCRAP HITBOXES!

Arsenal by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021

*default dances* 

What to do after roasting or killing someone in a cool way

Gets a 360 no-scope with the Barrett
*Default dances*
Coolgamerkid1950alt got the badge, show me what you're made of!

*default dances* by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021