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Minimum dating age

Learned this from game theory lol.
It's half your age + 7
Which is 14 for me
I assume the maximum is double - 7
Which makes mine 21

Chart:
7: 7 to 10 and a half
8: 9 to 11
9: 11 to 11 and a half
10: 12 to 13
11: 12 and a half to 15
12: 13 to 17
13: 13 and a half to 19
14: you know from above
15: 14 and a half to 23
16: 15 to 25
17: 15 and a half to 27
18: 16 to 29
19: 16 and a half to 31
20: 17 to 33
21: 17 and a half to 35
22: 18 to 37
23: 18 and a half to 39
24: 19 to 41
25: 19 and a half to 43
26: 20 to 45
27: 20 and a half to 47
28: 21 to 49
29: 21 and a half to 51
30: 22 to 53
31: 22 and a half to 55
32: 23 to 57
33: 23 and a half to 59
34: 24 to 61
35: 24 and a half to 63
36: 25 to 65
37: 25 and a half to 67
38: 26 to 69
39: 26 and a half to 71
40: 27 to 73
41: 27 and a half to 75
42: 28 to 77
43: 28 and a half to 79
44: 29 to 81
45: 29 and a half to 83
46: 30 to 85
47: 30 and a half to 87
48: 31 to 89
49: 31 and a half to 91
50: 32 to 93
51: 32 and a half to 95
52: 33 to 97
53: 33 and a half to 99
54: 34 to dead (I consider 100 max age, so if ur max dating age surpasses this, u r officially old)
55: 34 and a half to dead
56: 35 to dead
57: 35 and a half to dead
58: 36 to dead
59: 36 and a half to dead
60: 37 to dead
61: 37 and a half to dead
62: 38 to dead
63: 38 and a half to dead
64: 39 to dead
65: 39 and a half to dead
66: 40 to dead
67: 40 and a half to dead
68: 41 to dead
69: 41 and a half to dead
Bro I'm 24, what's my minimum dating age?
19, brutha
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
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No sleep

What you receive when there's thunder or an asshole on his motorcycle
*guy revving his Yamaha*
Yeaaaaa
SHUT THAT FUCKING THING OFF I'M GETTING NO SLEEP BECUZ OF YOU
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
mugGet the No sleepmug.

Gen Z girls

Most gen z girls are the most fucking retarded in the brain people to walk this earth.
TikTok and other bullshit services have rotted their brains so fucking much that they think 2021 backwards is 2012.
By the time they get to make executive decisions, the world will go to fuck.
I honestly think a genocide is in order.
Gen z girl: bruh blacks can't be racist, because you can only be racist to blacks.
Anyone with an iq over a potato: no you fucking shit, stop making whites the minority
Xavier: bro heard you got a gf, who is it?
Michael: oh, it's Sally!
Xavier: bruh isn't she like all other gen z girls who are retarded?
Michael: oh yeah.... I'm gonna dump her
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
mugGet the Gen Z girlsmug.

*shooting stars music plays*

What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson

BTW, this is a dead meme.

Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven
Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead
Bill: *shooting stars music plays*
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
mugGet the *shooting stars music plays*mug.

Taco bell

Diarrhea inducer
Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
mugGet the Taco bellmug.

Lel

When you're tired of saying lol and decide to say lel to look cooler
Bro, my fucking child just called 911 because we didn't get apples on his pizza
Lel
by I hate your life for you August 6, 2021
mugGet the Lelmug.

Single

Is what I am

Underage for most girls is also what I am
Single
by I hate your life for you August 7, 2021
mugGet the Singlemug.

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