SSBU

An acronym that stands for Super Smash Bros. Ultimate, the latest and greatest game of the series.

Bro have you heard "everyone is here!"
In what?
SSBU
It got waluigi or geno?
Uh no
Then hell no it's missing some

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

Taco bell

Diarrhea inducer

Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

Evidence

Something evolutionists don't have

Christian man: bro, evolutionists got no evidence on they shit.
Person with iq: yeh ik

Take that you fucker who came up with the top def

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

LGBLT

People who decided to not be heterosexual, but were at a subway and got hungry

Bro you're changing your sexuality? What gender are you now?

Hmmm... LGBLT, let's get a Sandwich man.
Lol *proceeds to make fun of his gender by using sandwich-related pronouns for the rest of his life*

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

Lel

When you're tired of saying lol and decide to say lel to look cooler

Bro, my fucking child just called 911 because we didn't get apples on his pizza
Lel

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

LGBTQ+ Christians

Perhaps the most paradoxical group of today.
Literally, in multiple times the bible says that you should not be gay, lesbian, nonbinary, or whatever the fuck else you made up.
Now it doesn't say that specifically, but it does imply it.
It doesn't say that being it is bad, but you can't go claiming you're a Christian while being a part of this community.

Rachel: I'm nonbinary now!
John: ok cool, so you ain't christian no more?
Rachel: hm, no I'm tots christian!
John: bruh that's not possible the LGBTQ+ Christians just wish they could be Christian

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

Footlong

How Europeans think Americans measure things

British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021