Everyone is here

An untrue statement

A: I wish waluigi was in smash
B: Geno for me
C: master chief
D: bandana Dee
E: tails
F: Shrek
A, B, C, D, and E: fuck off
G: lol everyone is here more like everyone should drink beer
C: aw nice a 6-pack!
F: what about me?
E: you get no beer, Shrek can't come into smash.

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

Footlong

How Europeans think Americans measure things

British dude 1: bro my teacher said use American measurements, but I don't know that shit since everyone else uses fucking metric, America is a cunt.
British dude 2: hey I got you fam, they use footlongs. One foot is one footlong.
British dude 1: mate, thanks

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

*shooting stars music plays*

What you type in the comments after someone has been slapped by an insane power
i.e. Dwayne Johnson

BTW, this is a dead meme.

Example: when the female colossal Titan smacked those 3 horses and dudes straight into heaven

Dave: bro John just got slapped by a car. He's dead
Bill: *shooting stars music plays*

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

Lel

When you're tired of saying lol and decide to say lel to look cooler

Bro, my fucking child just called 911 because we didn't get apples on his pizza
Lel

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

Taco bell

Diarrhea inducer

Bro I just shit in your toilet so hard I probably clogged the entire sewer system
Frickin' taco bell

by I hate your life for you August 07, 2021

Amogus

A game that has taken over the world.
Also used to describe something sus.

Jenna: OMG Darren thinks I don't know he had an affair with Sandra like wow
Ariel: he's a sissy amogus imposter

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021

*default dances*

What to do after roasting or killing someone in a cool way

Gets a 360 no-scope with the Barrett
*Default dances*
Coolgamerkid1950alt got the badge, show me what you're made of!

by I hate your life for you August 06, 2021