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goat punch

goat punch also known as a donkey punch to some... then a man is drilling his partner in the poo nanny from behind her (usually a different partner is used every night) right before climax, he punches her in the back of the head, which causes the whore to tighten her loose hole, resulting in a better orgasm for the man, and sometime a child for the whore.

pimp "u like that bitch"
loose whore "ya ya fuck me ya"
pimp about to nut punches her firmly in the back of the skull, sometimes causing brain damage. but always resulting in the tighting of the vagina

by I fuck dumb bitches April 15, 2005

mussy

when a man tucks his genitals between his legs so that from far away it looks like he has a pussy a man-pussy (mussy).

hey dawg watch me cram my penis and my ballsack between my legs so I can look like a whore.

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

gold diggers

a dumb shallow whore, who wouldn't like a guy, but would love and be all up on the same guy if he had fame, money, etc.

guy 1:look at the dumb ass whore, she's such a gold digger.
guy 2: lets throw rocks at her head, maybe it will fix her problem

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

junior high

a place where kids CANNOT keep a boyfriend or girlfriend for more than two weeks. a place meant for learning but is mostly used for social and other purposes. usually for kids in 7th and 8th grade often ages range from 13-15, but there are a lot of people out there that are 35 and are still in jr. high. and still havent had a mate for over two weeks

boy 1 he buddy look I'm in jr hiiiiiiiiii
boy 2 hahahaha u sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeaked
boy 1 hahaha u squeeeeeeeeaked too
both together sqeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeak

by I fuck dumb bitches May 14, 2005

girth

how fat your penis is.

I got so much girth, that when I feed the geese I can't even touch my fingers, they won't reach

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

mitch headberg

the funniest comedian I've ever heard. died reciently of a drug over dose. said things like "I ordered a club sandwich and I'm not even a member. you say u like your sandwich with three slices of bread? me too lets form a club. we need more speculations. instead of cutting the sandwich once, we will cut it twice. and we will put things in the middle of the sandwich like potato chips, or salad. how do u feel about frilly tooth picks? I'M FOR EM! I like sprouts on my salad. Well your not in the fucking club!

waiter: what kind of sandwich would you like sir?
Mitch: Pastrami
waiter: and what kind of bread would u like on your sandwich?
Mitch: banana bread.
waiter: and what kind of cheese?
Mitch: cottege cheese.
waiter: I'm not making no fucking banana bread cottege cheese pastrami sandwich!!

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005

dildo

something that all girls use these days because of society, and because that all girls are whores and sluts and at some point decided a penis wasn't sufficient enough for their pussy. dildos are bigger and will continue to get bigger because, that's what happpens to girls vaginas because they are sluts. eventually there will be dildo's that are longer than a football field and wider than a coffee can.

dumb bitch 1: I married this guy cuz he's rich, but he's asian, so his penis is tiny.
dumb bitch 2: you married a rich asain too? it's ok, do what I did and bought 1,215,436 dido's to pleasure myself.
dumb bitch 1: ok sounds good
dumb bitch 2: I use them all at the same time!

by I fuck dumb bitches April 27, 2005