by I Saw U2 Live Twice June 21, 2006
a money-making scam that is the end of music itself. It has little kids "singing" popular songs (which these days are shit anyway) with dirty words edited. Musical talent goes out the window. Perfect for totalitarian soccer moms to give their brats a censored, fucked-up excuse for music to listen to. Trash. The death of music. Period.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 21, 2008
a term used by critics to describe the bland, generic, formulaic, assembly line, manufactured male country music performers that have dominated country radio for at least the past 10 years. They are notorious for their 30-gallon hats. It's a real challenge to tell these performers and their songs apart.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice November 11, 2008
When I was in the Minneapolis - St. Paul airport I went to the souvenir shop and got a fridge magnet that had a picture of a red apple with icicles coming down from the top. A caption underneath said "Welcome to the Minneapple".
by I Saw U2 Live Twice February 19, 2008
The Creator of it all. The One who made the whole enchalada we call the Universe. One whose Name is disgraced and used by fanatics, false prophets, and politicians. God has many names in every language.
God loves all His children. He hates sin but he loves everyone. So all you people who think "God hates fags", or hates "infidels" or non-Christians or any other type of people - put that in your pipe and smoke it. God created all of us, He loves all of us.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 01, 2008
When you have fans making the pilgrimage to Graceland every January 8 (Elvis birthday) and August 16, singing his songs and holding candlelight vigils and owning as much Elvis items and memorabilia as possible, visiting his grave, holding a seance to contact his spirit, or maybe even believing that he is still alive, and practically making him into a god, then this is no mere fan club - it's a religion.
Roxanne has all of Elvis Presley's albums - LP, casette, CD - VHS and DVD versions of all his movies and TV specials, drives a car decorated with pictures of the King and festooned with licence plates that feature the name "Elvis" , has her bedroom walls and ceiling decorated with posters, pictures, paint-by-number portraits, news clippings and concert ticket stubs (she's seen him live 50 times!) as well as a music box styled in the likeness of you-know-who and so on. This is an example of a devotee of the Elvis religion. In the Living Colour song "Elvis is Dead" Little Richard makes a guest appearance and says that "Elvis was a great performer" and was "electrifying" and that we should "let him rest". Amen.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 14, 2007
a very long beard that grows for years without ever being cut. Guitarist Billy Gibbons and Dusty Hill of the band ZZ Top both sport this type of beard, way down past their bellies. They've been growing them out since 1974 if not before. In the 80s they were offered millions of dollars by a razor company if they'd shave the beards off. They declined. Their famous facial hair made the band notorious when they made those videos for the album "Eliminator". Ironically ZZ Top drummer Frank Beard has no beard, he's usually clean-shaven.
That Vietnam vet who ferries a go-cart service at the Veterans Administration clinic parking lot has a ZZ Top beard.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 20, 2008