The greatest hoopster of all time. He knows he's the greatest basketball player ever, but he NEVER bragged about his skills. He IS the greatest but he never said, "I am the greatest". He just let his playing do the talking. He was discovered by talent agents when he was attending college (was it in South Carolina, or some place else? Anybody know?). He got his college degree and THEN told the sports officials, "OK. Let's roll." A good example for younger people. He played for the Chicago Bulls and took them to NBA Championships for a number of years. He temporarily retired in 1993 after his dad was murdered by a couple of slime buckets. He got into pro baseball for a while, he didn't really shine so much there but he was laying low because when his father was killed he was afraid that he'd maybe be next. Later in the 90s when he returned to the hoops he got a standing O from everyone - even the opposing team members, even though they knew that Michael is such a powerhouse player and that he'd lead the Bulls again to kick their asses, and that's what happened of course. He finally retired again while still on top, and reappeared for a short while playing for the Washington Wizards before hanging it up for good. His positive non-egocentric attitude, his actions for charitable causes and easygoing nature makes him a real hero. In the meantime he has been featured in TV ads like one he did for some brand of hot dog ("They're goooood!"). Yeah, I bet they are. Yummy! He also starred with the Looney Tunes in a nice movie called "Space Jam". It was a bit simple, but it still wasn't too bad. Check it out. It ain't no "The Empire Strikes Back" or "Dancing With Wolves" but it ain't no "Sibling Rivalry" either. I've seen a LOT more awful flicks than that one, and I've seen some really horrible ones. Michael also showed his humanness when at the end of the Bulls regaining the championship top he ran into the locker room and cried because his father wasn't alive to see this moment of triumph. He was openly bawling when the press interviewed him. He was never afraid to show his emotion in front of zillions like that. Now that's a real adult man, a genuine superstar, a real super trouper. A true winner all the way.
Still, once word got around that Chicago had won another NBA championship, nothing Michael or any other Bulls could say could stop fans outside the arena from rioting and trashing the streets downtown in the Windy City. Some people can be such cretins.
Still, once word got around that Chicago had won another NBA championship, nothing Michael or any other Bulls could say could stop fans outside the arena from rioting and trashing the streets downtown in the Windy City. Some people can be such cretins.
Winter 1993. Pat comes up to me and Mike. He says, "We gonna root and bet for the Cleveland team again?" Normally, we'd say yes but this time I ask him who's the opposing team tonight. Pat says, "Chicago Bulls". I say, "Oh no no no! It might be nice if Cleveland wins again tonight, but when you add the Mighty Michael Jordan to the equation, ALL BETS ARE OFF! He makes Chicago into the powerhouse juggernaut that they are. Cleveland's gonna get their asses whipped tonight. ALL BETS ARE OFF!".
Later that night we watched the drama on TV: Chicago kicked Cleveland's asses but good. We all knew they would. Michael Jordan is too good. Wanna see a man fly? You don't mess with Michael Jordan. He's the man.
Later that night we watched the drama on TV: Chicago kicked Cleveland's asses but good. We all knew they would. Michael Jordan is too good. Wanna see a man fly? You don't mess with Michael Jordan. He's the man.
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Get the Michael Jordan mug.As we all know, this is a phrase that the Terminator (portrayed by actor/bodybuilder/now California governor Arnold Schwarzenegger) picks up during a street fight to get some clothes. He uses it later on a custodian who's collecting trash from the hotel rooms.
Here's some dialog from the 1984 movie "The Terminator":
Custodian: Do you have any trash?
Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!
Custodian: Do you have any trash?
Terminator: Fuck you, asshole!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 14, 2008
Get the Fuck you, asshole! mug.a girl who looks absolutely gorgeous, great figure, great legs, nice blonde hair (usually bleached). Yet there's something about the peroxide because she just seems to have no sence at all. A lot of guys want to date her and bag her but you can't really "fuck her brains out" if there's nothing up there. She often has a totally blank spaced out look on her pretty face, she is so "out there in the ozone layer" but her looks and vacant air of sexuality may get her around in life (look at some of the entertainment industry's biggest stars today), yet her IQ may be so room temperature that she may not know or comprehend where you "plug it in". Someone may have to tell her. An absolutely vapid dizz. A bad example for females growing up.
1. Because I'm blonde, I don't have to think
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...
'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...
I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN
2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.
3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?
4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?
5.
Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?
A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!
6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.
I talk like a baby and I never pay for drinks
Don't have to worry about gettin' a man
If I keep this blonde and I keep these tan
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
I see people workin', it just makes me giggle
'Cause I don't have to work, I just have to jiggle
'Cause I'm blonde, B-L-O-N-D
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me?
...
'Cause I'm blonde, nyah nyah nyah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, nyah nyah nyah! ...
I took an IQ test and I flunked it, of course
I can't spell VW, but I got a Porsche
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L-I-N-D!
'Cause I'm a blonde, don't you wish you were me? ...
Girls think I'm snotty and maybe its true
With my hair and body, you would be too
'Cause I'm a blonde, B-L... I don't know!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah!
'Cause I'm a blonde, yeah yeah yeah! - JULIE BROWN
2. Paris Hilton and Britney Spears are ditzy dumb blondes.
3. Earlier this century, Britney Spears said that we must all stand together behind the President no matter what he says or does. Need I say anymore?
4. I dated a girl with bleached hair in college. She's got knowledge and refinement but she is quite an airhead, an educated fool. She'd tell me, the professor of the class we were in together and practically everyone we ran into on a date her life story and all the things me and her did. What do ya know?
5.
Q: How did the dumb blonde correct a mistake on a report on her computer?
A: She used Wite-Out on the computer screen!
6. I like women of all hair colors. Not every blonde woman is a dumb blonde.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice May 27, 2009
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2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
2. the title of a George Harrison song. Sometimes played at New Years Eve parties.
3. a popular Hostess cupcake. First they were named "Ding Dongs", then probably due a slang definition of the term they were renamed "King Dongs", later "King Dons" and now it's the original name again. Whatever the name the taste remains the same, and that means that they taste great.
4. a slang word for a male's penis.
1. the only way that the Liberty Bell in Philadelphia can ring now is via electric current.
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
2. Erica played her disc that has George's tune "Ding Dong" on it. At the stroke of midnight we embraced and kissed to usher in the new year.
3. "It's a cake
It's a candy
It's 2 great
treats in 1
AHHHHHHHHHH"
- TV ad for Hostess Ding Dongs
4. After a workout in the university gym Funky Frankie came in the shower room and turned on the shower nozzle above his head. He was extra careful in washing his ding dong because the tip area was pierced by two solid rings. Ouch!
by I Saw U2 Live Twice March 24, 2009
Get the ding dong mug.1. one of many slang terms for marijuana.
2. a hit song by Rick James.
3. a hard candy (honest!). It can be found in nostalgic catalogs such as that of the Vermont Country Store.
2. a hit song by Rick James.
3. a hard candy (honest!). It can be found in nostalgic catalogs such as that of the Vermont Country Store.
1. Mary Jane is a very popular girl. I was at a Pink Floyd concert and sure enough she was there! The smoke got all over our clothes and hair. I never saw so much grass smoking in my life.
2. I saw Rick James and his Stone City Band ("stone", get it?) on the Dick Clark show on TV. They performed "Mary Jane". I was VERY young at the time, not even a teenager yet and I could tell that this wasn't simply a love song, this was about toking.
3. When I paged thru a catalog my mom got in the mail I saw 2 pages featuring old fashioned candy. There was Mary Jane hard candy. I got the giggling fits over that.
4. Mary Jane is the girl for me. I'm good to her and she is good to me....
5. Mareee Jayyynnee...
2. I saw Rick James and his Stone City Band ("stone", get it?) on the Dick Clark show on TV. They performed "Mary Jane". I was VERY young at the time, not even a teenager yet and I could tell that this wasn't simply a love song, this was about toking.
3. When I paged thru a catalog my mom got in the mail I saw 2 pages featuring old fashioned candy. There was Mary Jane hard candy. I got the giggling fits over that.
4. Mary Jane is the girl for me. I'm good to her and she is good to me....
5. Mareee Jayyynnee...
by I Saw U2 Live Twice July 05, 2009
Get the Mary Jane mug.a classic tavern song that will always turn some heads. Often considered to be the first punk rock song ever, it isn't. It's the first hit by the Sex Pistols, who were not the first punk rock band (the Ramones were). This song was intentially provocative and still is to those people who don't know it or don't understand punk.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice December 09, 2008
Get the Anarchy in the U.K. mug.1. the original name of the Rolling Stones song "Star Star".
2. one who screws entertainment stars. Also starfuck. A groupie.
3. a young girl who preps herself up and poses in order to attract the attention of older men, whether they are stars or not.
2. one who screws entertainment stars. Also starfuck. A groupie.
3. a young girl who preps herself up and poses in order to attract the attention of older men, whether they are stars or not.
1. Joan Jett's 1983 version of "Star Star" was criticized for excessive use of the word "starfucker".
2. I'm sick of reading about Tom Cruise and his latest starfucker Katie Holmes.
3. Angie is 15. She always wears heavy makeup, wears tight jeans and hangs around the Kwik E Mart across the street from school to find an adult man to seduce. She is a teenage starfucker.
2. I'm sick of reading about Tom Cruise and his latest starfucker Katie Holmes.
3. Angie is 15. She always wears heavy makeup, wears tight jeans and hangs around the Kwik E Mart across the street from school to find an adult man to seduce. She is a teenage starfucker.
by I Saw U2 Live Twice September 22, 2008
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