temple garments

these are the underwear and T-shirts for Mormons that are spun on Mormon looms. They ain't Hanes, nor are they Fruit of the Looms or BVDs. They are just "temple garments" and the labeling on the packages say just that.
When I was in Salt Lake City I went to a Z.M.C.I. department store (an LDS counterpart to Lazarus, maybe Macys). In the mens clothing department there were packages of temple garments on the shelves. So one thing I've heard about the Mormon faith was true, I also saw packages of these undies in department stores thruout southern Idaho, where there is a strong Mormon presence.
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sui - car

a car that is jury-rigged with explosives to kill and destroy. Since the driver intends to never go home again he drives into a crowded area to ensure maximum casualties (including him/her self) and destruction. The vehicle is often set with a time bomb set to blow up at the "right" moment, causing massive carnage. A suicide car.
1. American, British, French, Italian and Israeli troops made up the Multi National Force in Lebanon on a peacekeeping and "nation-building" mission. That land was in a state of anarchy and various factions fought with the MNF and each other. One day in October 1983 a sui - car, a Chevrolet loaded with TNT, entered a USMC compound and blew it up, killing over 200 Marines. Similar attacks were made on French and Israeli units. Sui - car attacks continued even after the MNF left, going on until the Lebanese Civil War ended in 1990.

2. In 1993 ex-President George H.W. Bush was in Kuwait to recieve a medal from the Amir. Saddam Hussein sent a sui - car on a mission to kill the senior ex-President Bush but the car bomb blew up much too soon and killed only the driver. Bill Clinton, beings he was now President jumped at the opportunity to prove his critics that he was a man and not a mouse when it came to his role as Commander in Chief. He retaliated by lobbing a bunch of rockets on the Iraqi secret police HQ at a time of his choosing, just as he said he would.

3. The day George W. Bush posed on an aircraft carrier with a "Mission Accomplished" banner sui - car attacks occured thruout anarchaic Iraq. Malls, cafes, fish markets, churches, mosques and other buildings were destroyed by sui - car bombings from various factions and many people have been killed. The madness continues...
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Whirly Girl

1. a girl who lives a "worldly" live. She just lives by the "pleasure principal" , living for today. That doesn't necessarily mean she's wasteful or recklessor irresponsible. She may or may not be wealthy. She's absorbed in the surrounding culture and loves to spread the joy around to others but not in a Care Bears or Pollyanna way (ugh)! She sees things with rose colored glasses and she wants you to be happy too. She's a Sunshine Girl.

2. a hit for an American new wave band named OXO in 1983.

The former lead singer of Foxy (big hit "Get Off") Ish "Angel" Ledesma formed OXO with guitarist Orlando, bass player Frank Garcia, and drummer Freddy Alwag.

OXO's one big hit "Whirly Girl" was originally entitled "Worldly Girl." The song was written about Ish Ledesma's wife. It mentions about her following the Rolling Stones "on all their tours" among other things.
1. Princess Stephanie of Monaco looked really gorgeous when she was younger. She used to hobnob with zillionaire playboys and have one night love affairs with actors, musicians, artists, European politicos and such. She's done some reckless substance abuse too. Now on TMZ's (I think) feature See Them All Growed Up! her skin looked all dried out, she's been divorced a few times and all she does now is work for charity causes on the sly. She has lived the carefree whirly/worldly girl life and now she looks a bit weatherbeaten and much older than she really is.

2. Madonna has lived up to her self-styled tag of Material Girl and she's had plenty of sex sex SEX with anyone she chose. She's been a material girl, a whirly girl and a worldly girl. Now she's 50 and you can see her facelifts, her legs look sculpted and who knows what else. Now she resorts to even stupider stunts like the mock Jesus- on-the-cross scenarios and that dumb tongue fight scenes with Britney and Xtina that got people yapping and yapping. Also, can she REALLY play that guitar? Or is that posing? Oh BTW, did I say she's had a lot of sex?

3. I was in a tavern in Toronto having a drink and playing a Trivia Game with a loony coin. The speakers were playing "Whirly Girl" by OXO. I guess that was a hit in Canada too.

4. Sara walks around the flowery park smiling at everyone and I'm on a bench waiting for her. She's off from her hectic job yet she greets me with open arms, kisses me and sits on my lap. I wrap my arms around her waist as she tells me about her funky and busy day. She's just bubbling with joyful cheer, she's full of energy. She's a whirly girl. I could be having a crappy day and here she is. She makes my day.

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bfe

Bum Fuck Egypt. The sticks, the boondocks, way out in the middle of nowhere, man.
I hate going to Jean's house. She lives way out in BFE.
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Soccer Mom

"Soccer Mom" is a term made up during the election year 1996 to describe a white surburban homemaker wife who thinks that anything that is not explicitly Fundamentalist "Christian" is bad for her rotten little shits she calls her kids. She drives a bigass gas-guzzling SUV, tries to push her views on morality on everyone else, and goes shopping all the fucking time when she ain't taking her brats to soccer or piano practice or some other fucking stupid shit because she lives off her husband's wages. She gives money to a political party and tries to influence them to her standards. She's involved in PTA, the church "clique", you name it - she is influential and pushy in them all. In other words, an all-American stuck-up conforming judgmental BITCH.
Tipper Gore. Her kids got into drugs. I wonder why? Another example is the women who watch shit on the TV like that overblown yuppie Tupperware party that is called the View. On Sunday morning a Soccer Mom drops her daughter off to Sunday school, who then runs off with the cute boy in her class and they listen to a CD of "Satanic" music by U2, Pink Floyd, Rush or Ziggy Marley, then they smoke some Panama red and get it on in the grass.
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cock rock

AOR rock where the singer is bragging about the adventures of his cock. Most notably played by those radio stations that specialize in the Cro-Magnon arena rock of the seventies.
Jojo had his boombox on while working on his car on the blocks. He had it on the cock rock station KRAP.
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crock

1. nonsence, hogwash, bilge, absolute bull, a waste of time and/or money, a sham. It's bogus - totally. Sometimes referred to as a "crock of crap" or a "crock of shit".

2. a container, such as a pot or kettle. This type of vessel is often used for cooking or washing or concocting or mixing.

3. brand name for a certain type of electric cooking pot that will cook delicious meals for during the day while you are occupied with other things. Just stir the food up every once in a while. Versatility and technology together!
1. You call yourself a Christ-i-an. I think you're a hypocrite. You call yourself a patriot. Well I say you're a crock of shit. - Mick Jagger

Take THAT, neo-cons!

2. Bubble bubble toil and trouble. The three witches in MacBeth are stirring up their gunk in a steaming crock.

3. Phillip's suculent pot roast dinner was waiting for him in the Crock Pot when he came home from work.
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