squirrel kid

A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object

Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch

by I Hate Conformists April 18, 2005

Dimebag Darrell

One of the greatest guitarists in the world. He played for Pantera. He died rather tragically by some fucking idiot on December 8, 2004, exactly 24 years after the death of John Lennon.

Even if you don't like Dime, you have to admit his death was senseless.

by I Hate Conformists May 01, 2005

Dick Cheney

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

White Zombie

1.) A really cool early 90s metal band fronted by Rob Zombie.

2.) A 1932 horror movie starring Bela Lugosi

Guy 1: White Zombie is cool
Guy 2: The band or the movie?
Guy 1: Both

by I Hate Conformists May 29, 2005

Evil Dead

A seriously kick ass movie with spells and zombies and gore and all kinds of wierd ass shit!

Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!

by I Hate Conformists April 16, 2005

Cradle of Filth

A really great black metal band from England. They have really great guitars, haunting keyboard solos and best of all they have anti-christian lyrics inspired by 14th century gothica. I'm waiting for them to go on tour because I hear they kick some major fucking ass.

Songs:
Her Ghost in the Fog
Lord Abortion
Hallowed be thy Name-Iron Maiden cover

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Red Hot Chili Peppers

Okay, someone needs to fucking tell me why everybody loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are stupid, stupid, stupid. They are actually a rip-off of a great alt-band, Faith No More. Listen to their song, "Epic" and then any Peppers song you'll see that it's the same. And by the way, if you happen to see the Chili Peppers, tell them to stop doing songs about sex. it's getting old! They can make music for a porn movie if they love sex so much. Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Linkin Park, and of course the Peppers are horrible excuses for rock. In fact, it's not even rock--it's sellout!!!!!!!

Customer: I would like a good CD

Employee: How about this Peppers CD

Customer: Fuck the peppers!

by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005