Definitions by I Hate Conformists

Red Hot Chili Peppers 

Okay, someone needs to fucking tell me why everybody loves the Red Hot Chili Peppers. They are stupid, stupid, stupid. They are actually a rip-off of a great alt-band, Faith No More. Listen to their song, "Epic" and then any Peppers song you'll see that it's the same. And by the way, if you happen to see the Chili Peppers, tell them to stop doing songs about sex. it's getting old! They can make music for a porn movie if they love sex so much. Green Day, Blink 182, Incubus, Linkin Park, and of course the Peppers are horrible excuses for rock. In fact, it's not even rock--it's sellout!!!!!!!

Customer: I would like a good CD

Employee: How about this Peppers CD

Customer: Fuck the peppers!

Red Hot Chili Peppers by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Faith No More

A truly amazing band. It's one out a slight few alt bands that's actually cool. Jim Martin is a great guitar player. The only objection I have is that some people claim it's rap too. 1.) FNM is too cool to be rap
2.) Mike Patton's singing on "Epic" is more punk than rap

The other thing I don't like about them are these other shitty alt bands ripping off their style.

Fatih No More kicks your ass not kissess it.

Faith No More by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Cradle of Filth 

A really great black metal band from England. They have really great guitars, haunting keyboard solos and best of all they have anti-christian lyrics inspired by 14th century gothica. I'm waiting for them to go on tour because I hear they kick some major fucking ass.

Songs:
Her Ghost in the Fog
Lord Abortion
Hallowed be thy Name-Iron Maiden cover

Cradle of Filth by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

Dick Cheney 

The most evil and hideous (and bald) vice president ever. Oh that's great, we have George W. as President who is very dumb and second in command is this DICK "HEAD" CHENEY.

He is truly the root of all evil in America today.

George to Dick: I'm with Satan

Dick to George: I'm with Stupid

Dick Cheney by I Hate Conformists April 19, 2005

squirrel kid 

A small kid whose physical conditions are a) no higher than 4'11" b) a Causian teenager and c) no heavier than 90 pounds and who acts like he's gansta or a skater punk. basically they are pint sized kids trying to be bad-ass but will eventually get arrested and wake up in jail to some 300 pound redneck named Bubba who wants to make them his biatch! If a S.K. tries to mug you at night, the best defense is to hit them with a blunt object

Imagine a small ass kid trying to make you his bitch

squirrel kid by I Hate Conformists April 17, 2005

George W. Bush 

Proof that you never underestimate the power of stupid people in large groups. He must be impeached immediately and sentenced to jail for war crimes.

I hope our military will be the "breast" and brightist--actual quote

George W. Bush by I Hate Conformists April 16, 2005

Evil Dead 

A seriously kick ass movie with spells and zombies and gore and all kinds of wierd ass shit!

Join us! Join us! Join us! Join us!

Evil Dead by I Hate Conformists April 16, 2005