I, Wreckerrr's definitions

The Turtle Club

This was an informal bar drinking club active from the sixties to the eighties. To join all one need do was ask "are you a turtle " or answer "you bet your sweet ass I'm a turtle "

Jim saw another lone drinker at the airport VIP bar and came over to ask about the turtle club, thus being a convivial drinker.

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016

T-Rex sex

T-Rex sex is a loud, passionate and savage encounter.

The couple in the room above, had prolonged T-Rex sex, which broke the bed and brought security!

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Poontopia

A place of plentiful sex.

Man, this bar is a total poontopia!

by I, Wreckerrr November 12, 2016

pleasing porcine

A compliment from a chubby chaser or mockery.

Some who disliked Wonda Wonderpig called her pleasing porcine!

by I, Wreckerrr November 19, 2016

Poke poacher

A poke poacher is one who has sex with the lover of another.

Juan was a poke poacher who had affairs with many wives in his neighborhood.

by I, Wreckerrr October 15, 2016

Chemical Warfare farts

Chemical warfare farts smell like a poison gas concoction.

Captain Fisher wondered if WWI was still somehow, going on up the soldier's ass, due to the chemical warfare farts.

by I, Wreckerrr October 9, 2016

Perverted chicken test

A practical test to differentiate the kinky from the perverted. Do they use only feathers or the whole chicken?

Ben Dover was merely kinky, he used only the feathers, so he passed the perverted chicken test!

by I, Wreckerrr November 4, 2016