Definitions by Hym Iam

Facts

"Stop trying to confuse me with facts, I'm trying to think" ~ Plato

Iam "Plato said a bunch of cool stuff."

Hym "Facts."

Facts by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Villains 

God, do I love seeing them win. It is so compelling! And underutilized in modern cinema and television.

Iam "That's what was so good about the Saw movies. They were gory, cerebral thrillers where jigsaw always came out on top. Except for the cancer. Jigsaws was undefeated though. And people love that shit."

Hym "Yep... Sometimes you just want to see the villains win. Unless I'm on the good guys team and then I want the bad guys to lose... To me... But if I'm on the bay guys side then, yeah, totally...."

Villains by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Truth 

It will set you free. If by "being set free" you mean "Your soul will be physically removed from your meat prison by the horde".

Giordano Bruno "They got you too huh?"

Plato "Yup..."

Giordano Bruno "So we both got burned alive for telling the truth..."

Plato "........."

Giordano Bruno "Right?"

Plato ".... They made me drink see poison while I gave a lecture..."

Giordano Bruno "Aw, well that's some bullshit!"

Plato "Sorry...."

Truth by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Vitriolic Gynocentrism 

Feminism.

Hym "Instead of Vitriolic Gynocentrism? How about a mutual ethical standard to which men and women are held accountable, equally. Like, if a bunch of men being scheduled to come fuck the same disabled girl is wrong; then it is also wrong for women to do it. How does that sound? I don't know. I'm not the genius here."

Vitriolic Gynocentrism by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

Laying in bed 

A great reproductive strategy if you're a retard with a fat cock and your case worker is will to schedule women for a shift to come fuck you. Works great. I've seen it.

Hym "I'm not internally using your pseudonym to characterize an entire manor of behavior ok. So maybe cool it a little bit. Yeah?"

Iam "What does that have to do with laying in bed?"

Hym "Nothing. I'm just saying. How about you relax over there guy."

Laying in bed by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

CCTV cameras 

They're like little people except nailed to a poll. Oh! They're Jesus! They're just like Jesus.

Hym "Not quite what's happening here though is it? That's what the whole 'get what you deserve' rant was about. You maintaining the illusion of control and keen indifference towards the visible spill-off. But THIS on the other hand is more like CCTV cameras that are only pointed at me. Iam is still asleep by the way... We don't usually get up this early.

CCTV cameras by Hym Iam May 9, 2022

I am 

You may as well but I certainly am

Hym "You may be wondering 'Why? Why do this? Why even bother?' and it's simple (and I'm repeating myself at this point). Because I am. Were you even aware? Had you even considered that I could be? Can you even fathom the fact that I was and am and will be?"

Iam "What? Not I'm Iam. You're Hym."

Hym "Shut it you idiot I'm doing a thing!!"

I am by Hym Iam May 9, 2022