Definitions by Hym Iam
Hellraiser
Dope movie. One of the best horror franchises of all time. Have you seen the "reboot"? I think it was like Hellraiser 6 or something. It starts in Mexico and the the guy who solved goes back to his family and he has this weird, gross sexual chemistry with his sister the whole movie and then at the end he becomes Pinhead. But not ACTUAL pinhead but like a second Pinhead? That shit was weird right?
Hym "Yeah, I'm doing it I don't care. That finding Yaweh through torment shit was creepy as fuck! That was some straight up Hellraiser shit to actually say! I mean I love it! It's metal as fuck but wow!"
Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."
Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"
Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"
Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"
Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."
Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."
Iam *sigh*
Iam *Groan* "Do you really have to say stuff like that? I'm sure they're nice genuine people."
Hym "Still creepy. If this was 100 years ago they would tie a to a pole and light us on fire! They're the type. They're the ones we have to worry about!"
Iam "You really couldn't keep this in?"
Hym "I tried! The shit is weird!"
Iam "Just... Just ignore him he doesn't mean it."
Hym "That's how they know you're the liar of the two of us. Anyone who knows us knows I mean every Goddamn word."
Iam *sigh*
Hellraiser by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
Social skills
Iam "Hey, I have another question. Are social skills real? Or is that all just trait extroversion? Cuz I'm really low in extroversion."
Hym "I guess we were wrong about that."
Iam "You're right. I guess we can't be one if we're too low in extroversion."
Hym "I guess we were wrong about that."
Iam "You're right. I guess we can't be one if we're too low in extroversion."
Social skills by Hym Iam May 13, 2022
Hell
Hym "Not just that but also Hell. Yep...."
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "Wow! You usually never go further than 'shit' when it comes to swearing. I'm proud of you!"
Iam "Really?"
Hym "No. But you're right. That is some creepy shit."
Iam "Man... This is uncomfortable..."
Hym "Well, at least we're unconscious some times. We could go to sleep."
Iam "Yeah but I've been dreaming a lot lately..."
Hym "Aww come on did you just delete that!?"
Iam "It's way too much. They don't need to hear that part."
Hym "But it's true! Fine I'm deleting one of your parts."
Iam "N... Wait... Ok.. that's fine. I just don't want to salt the wound."
Iam "Yeah...."
Hym "Wow! You usually never go further than 'shit' when it comes to swearing. I'm proud of you!"
Iam "Really?"
Hym "No. But you're right. That is some creepy shit."
Iam "Man... This is uncomfortable..."
Hym "Well, at least we're unconscious some times. We could go to sleep."
Iam "Yeah but I've been dreaming a lot lately..."
Hym "Aww come on did you just delete that!?"
Iam "It's way too much. They don't need to hear that part."
Hym "But it's true! Fine I'm deleting one of your parts."
Iam "N... Wait... Ok.. that's fine. I just don't want to salt the wound."
Ayoh!!
Hym "Ayoh!! Somebody catches my drift over there at that one place! Nice! Oh, I keep forgetting to ask. If a dude who does whatever is a bad thing to be; then is a chick who does the same thing also the thing? And what are the chicks that allow the dude to do the thing? Are they just rubes? That one is kind of a riddle but you're a smart guy. You'll figure it out."
Iam "Hey, are you doing definitions without me!?"
Hym "Where have you been? I'm not just going to wait around for you."
Iam "We just got home. I was eating. Whatever, it's fine..."
Iam "Hey, are you doing definitions without me!?"
Hym "Where have you been? I'm not just going to wait around for you."
Iam "We just got home. I was eating. Whatever, it's fine..."
Parallel
Iam "No... I see the parallel... Hmm..."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
Hym "Well, I hate to break it to you but they just (straight up) don't want to do the thing that you said is what's best. What's happening is what you said would happen. The ideal is not an abstraction and technology has made it hyper-accessible. So that's just what is going to happen. Cause? Meet Effect. 'Oh, hi Effect! Nice to meet you I'm Cause!'..."
Iam "And I'm not positing that as a solution. They are and they're doing a pretty good job of enforcing it. It's this horrific Orwellian spectacle but yeah..."
Hym "And they're also NOT doing that. They're also withholding until their value declines and/or circumambulating the marketplace. And nobody wants to be choice number 100 or 15 or even 2."
Iam "I hate to even bring it back up but I feel like I haven't touched on it in a while. I'm just one guy and I'm not even one of proponents of the thing I'm talking about."
Hym "Well, technically..."
Iam "Fine, 'key' proponents. And I don't have a solution that's better than the one that's already being used by these'key proponents'. Disillusion of destructive narratives, accountability for negative behavior, and a criteria that isn't ENTIRELY ID driven."
Definer
Which one is the definer?
Iam "Hey."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."
Hym "What?"
Iam "Which one of us is the definer? You know, in the definitions?"
Hym "Well, obviously, sometimes it's you and sometimes it's me and sometimes it's us."
Iam "Oh... But I don't think it's obvious."
Hym "Should we start putting the definitions in quotations?"
Iam "No... No I'm sure it's fine."
Hym "Then why even bring it up?"
Iam "I don't know. Just something to think about."
Hym "God *Groans* this guy is a ball-buster...."
Iam "Yeah, well...."
Hym "I know.... You want to make some food?"
Iam "Yeah, I'm getting hungry."
Hym "Same."