Definitions by Hym Iam
Awareness
Spread it around. Like herpes at Woodstock.
Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."
Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."
Iam "I don't know what to tell you my guy. How can you not see how your awareness oh my whole deal over here is a little disconcerting? You clearly read the whole deal and you, likely, know more about it that I do. That needs to change. I'm not just going to sit quiet and drone away I'm the salt mines."
Hym "So, we did what he said we should do. What would he have us do? Find a person high in trait agreeableness? Outsource our problem? Person high in trait agreeableness found. Problem outsourced. Your suggestion worked great didn't it? If you're hard pressed to give somebody some info on why I've had people quoting me for the last 15 years and I have people leaning over pizza counters to discreetly take my picture. Holding 2 phones in their hands so they can try and record me without me noticing. You know how many people I've heard in the last week call out their position on the phone in proximity to me? More than I have ever heard in my life. What are the chance of that? Statistically. I know you're an evidence guy so you tell me."
Iam "Alright... Let's just cool it a little... I don't think I'm asking for a lot. And I've already proven that you're not doing what you think you're doing. I just want to know who I aggregating behind my back to gather information on me."
Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."
Iam "I don't want to do that..."
Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."
Hym "They only understand punishment. They want to punish 'Evil'. We are that. You know me. If you left it up to me would say 'Well, if they want an actionable offense for which to punish me; then shit I'll give them one!' and then that would be the end of it. And YOU are a people pleaser. If they give you the word you'd do alone with it."
Iam "I don't want to do that..."
Hym "They are never going to stop. They will do this till they day you die. Their awareness is a cage from which they will never release us."
Episode
Hym "My guy.... Every episode now, every other word out of your mouth is a cut at me (in between proclaiming your moral righteousness to the heavens that your filthy God beast may spare you from the horror and depravity of the world). And yes. They are also doing the thing you are doing. The people you are informing don't shop at that store and the people at that store don't watch your show. Way to gaslight your fans though. I'm really enjoying this because I said (initially) that people were doing the thing you're doing and you've all done me the service of proving me correct. You have my undying gratitude."
Iam "This is not something you should be doing to people. Regardless of whether or not you think they deserve it. All you've done is proven that you're perfectly fine with using your enemy's methodology. You being relatively less wrong does not make it ok for you to use that same Orwellian tactics that they use. I watch what's his face redefine words just like they do. You try to doublespeak me out of existence. You're not better than me you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "And no I'm not going to stop watching you. I need more material to steal. Because that's fair game apparently."
Iam "This is not something you should be doing to people. Regardless of whether or not you think they deserve it. All you've done is proven that you're perfectly fine with using your enemy's methodology. You being relatively less wrong does not make it ok for you to use that same Orwellian tactics that they use. I watch what's his face redefine words just like they do. You try to doublespeak me out of existence. You're not better than me you piece of shit. Go fuck yourself."
Hym "And no I'm not going to stop watching you. I need more material to steal. Because that's fair game apparently."
Mass shootings
Is it just me or is the world getting crazier? Hold on... Wait a second... I need to check Urban Dictionary quick so I can write some dialogue into my movie, verbatim. No no no. I just need like 3 more days! Gimme 3 more days! I just need to wait and see if this guy writes anything I can use. What? Who cares if sketch comedians make jokes about "whichever one doesn't get us sued". I just need more time! It's just getting good.
Hym "... Unless, of course, you're me. Then you don't need to be trained because I have a naturally sophisticated mind hahaha!"
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Iam "Hey, does it seem like there have been a lot of mass shootings lately to you?"
Hym "Huh? I donno. Maybe. I haven't been keeping track. I bound to happen eventually. That was kind of the whole point."
Iam "Really? That seemed like something you would keep track of..."
Hym "Really? If feel like my stance has always been that no one actually cares. They pretend to care because caring is a virtue. If they don't pretend to have the required virtue they are ostracized. And now they are all trapped in an endless cycle of pretending to care about things they are totally apathetic about. 'This mass shooting, sponsored by NordVPN!'. 'This triple child murder, sponsored by Raid: Shadow Legends.' It's free money. Just sit around and wait for someone to get raped and the make a video about an article THAT SOMEONE ELSE WROTE and as long as you set yourself up by making a video of yourself yelling at a green haired retard who thinks 'he's' a 'she' and everyone will watch your subsequent videos about other people's videos and/or articles and throw money at you."
Iam "You know what? Yeah. You've always been pretty consistent on that."
Hym "Yep. I'm sophisticated, profound, compelling, and I make brilliant observations. It's wild to me that people legitimately can't do the things I can do."
Mass shootings by Hym Iam May 16, 2022
Dreams
Brain "Oh, hey, you trying to sleep?"
Me "..........."
Brain "Yeah... I'm gonna pretend we're conscious now."
Me "Well, nothing is abnormal here. Just walking through a museum. Which is exactly where I should be at this point in time and is no way unreasonable..."
Brain "Hmm hmm hmm Dinosaurs are cool and tricycles are cool...."
Me "What is that dinosaur doing on a tricycle? Wait... Dinosaur? Something's not right here. Oh shit! It's coming right for me!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!!!! HOW BOUT A LITTLE ADRENALINE BABY!? WOOOOOOO!!!"
Me "AHH!!! What!? Aww shit... Aw shit! It's like 4 in the morning! Goddamnit brain!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!! Wait, what were we talking about?"
Heart "THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY GUYS I'M READY TO GO! LET'S DO THIS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! I SAID LET'S DO THIS!!!"
Me "You are LITERALLY the only thing I hear!"
Brain "What were we talking about? I'm hungry."
Me *Groans* "Can I just be dead now. I would like to be dead now please..."
Me "..........."
Brain "Yeah... I'm gonna pretend we're conscious now."
Me "Well, nothing is abnormal here. Just walking through a museum. Which is exactly where I should be at this point in time and is no way unreasonable..."
Brain "Hmm hmm hmm Dinosaurs are cool and tricycles are cool...."
Me "What is that dinosaur doing on a tricycle? Wait... Dinosaur? Something's not right here. Oh shit! It's coming right for me!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!!!! HOW BOUT A LITTLE ADRENALINE BABY!? WOOOOOOO!!!"
Me "AHH!!! What!? Aww shit... Aw shit! It's like 4 in the morning! Goddamnit brain!"
Brain "YEAAAAAH!! Wait, what were we talking about?"
Heart "THUMP THUMP THUMP HEY GUYS I'M READY TO GO! LET'S DO THIS!!!!! YOU HEAR ME!? CAN YOU HEAR ME!!! I SAID LET'S DO THIS!!!"
Me "You are LITERALLY the only thing I hear!"
Brain "What were we talking about? I'm hungry."
Me *Groans* "Can I just be dead now. I would like to be dead now please..."
Bots
In gaming, this is a euphemism for someone who doesn't know how to play the game. Or it could mean a literal bot (a CPU that plays along side or against you)
Iam "It's the strangest thing. Whenever I leave a comment on a YouTube post I get exactly 1 like and I get a reply from someone pretending to be the person whose video I'm watching. The reply is always something along the lines of 'invest in my cryptocurrency or something blah blah blah'."
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
Hym "Goddamn bots. We're probably shadow banned. Or under FBI surveillance."
Iam "Why would we be under... Oh... Oooohh... Right... I forget who we are sometimes..."
Hym "Goddamn FBI... They got pedophiles running around all over the place in there but they still have time to sit and watch me? I mean, I'm glorious. I would sit around and watch myself of I could but damn... Get a job!"
Song
Hym "Hey, shit-head! Come here!"
Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"
Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"
Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"
Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"
Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."
Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"
Iam 😅
Iam "Huh? What?... Hey! Don't call me that!"
Hym "Look! I think some guy wrote a song about us!"
Iam "....... Oh, shit! No way! That is wild!"
Hym "Right!? And that shit is fire! We're a Goddamn inspiration! Did we set the world's heart ablaze!?"
Iam "Umm... I wouldn't go that far with it but sure... Heh..."
Hym "That shit is metal! 🤘😈🤘"
Iam 😅