Definitions by Hym Iam
People
Hym "People are so full of shit. They tell you that after I mention the fact that Doug referenced my monk, the guy was like 'it was in the background of my Instagram' and it's like Yeah? Doug follows you on Instagram and just quoted the background chatter of a random guys Instagram for no reason? That's what happened? Doug follows you on Instagram, didn't recognize my voice, didn't know I would be watching the show he was on, referenced what I said, and all of this is just a coincidence. None of that was deliberate? Just an accidental thing that accidentally happened? You people are really dicking me with this. For real. You're worse than the fucking transgender idiots. Or at least just a bad. You're going to sit there and try to force me to deny reality. I have to pretend the chick yelling 'hey look it's the goblin slayer!' on her front porch doesn't know who I am? You know how I found out what's-his-face said he was humbled? Some random chick at a restaurant. She just said it out of context because she knew it would connect the dots. Or DIDN'T know I would connect the dots. I reference the 'humbled' statement out of context and you reference the guy to which I was referring. The day after I wrote the post. I just have to sit here and pretend it a coincidence. And it happens over and over. How? Crickets. No response. It's a complete fucking mystery."
Difficult
Hym "Is it really that difficult? Seriously, I want to know. Who am I to you? You would respond 'You're a golden God and I'm not fit to lick your boots' and I would ask 'How were you made aware of my existence?' and you would tell me. And then if you were a woman I would bless you with me seed and if you were a man I would breed out your woman and grant you the honor of raising my progeny. And we would be cool. My quarrel with humanity would end. This would be over for everyone but the people responsible. I spend the rest of my days living in isolation while torturing them in a basement. And the world is as it should be. *Sigh*☺️ that would be heaven..."