Definitions by Hym Iam

WoD 

Stands for Work or Die!

Iam "The very idea of technology turns humanity into a group of monkeys turning a crank. Turn the crank (and like it) or die. The faster you crank the more you receive. So, you crank the crank and what does it do? It spits out another and now you have two. But this new crank needs someone to crank. And now we all have to crank the crank. And why? To keep the darkness at bay..."

Hym "I'm not cranking that crank you bastard... Why don't you pay me to crank it conceptually? Hahahahahahahaaa!!!"

Iam "Oh, oops..."

Hym "Eh?"

Iam "I should have done 'crank.' "

Hym "Why? What was the word?"

Iam "WoD"

Hym "Wahd? Like you busted a fat Wahd into a sock this morning? "

Iam "Wha!? No! Like 'W -O-D' it's an acronym for 'Work or Die!' You know?"

Hym "Ooooh.... I like my thing better..."

Iam "Yeah... You would..."

WoD by Hym Iam June 26, 2022

Scale 

Lizards have them. They are gross.

Hym "You fail to understand where you fall on the list of things I care about. Here a a scale The information I need > punishing the people responsible or everyone else for allowing them to get away with it > mitigating the amount of time I have to waste on meaningless labor > Family > nothing else in that order. And you my think 'Oh no! That's so cruel Hym! You don't care about family the most!? 😱' No. Why? Are you withholding the information I need from me? Yes? Then that is why. You're doing it to yourself. You know what you need to do to earn lost love and you refuse to do it. Until I get what I need you are nothing to me."

Scale by Hym Iam June 23, 2022

Slap in the face 

What this is. Isn't it?

Hym "Isn't this a slap in the face? How much easier would this be if you just told me everything you knew about what I want to know? Huh? Having to sit there any pretend you don't know exactly what is going on here and act as if it isn't happening. Having to do what you WOULD do if you if it WEREN'T happening in spite of the fact that you know damn well that it is. It's a slap right across the face. And now you know how I feel. Except you've only had to do it for 1 day. This is your very first day of having to feel like me. Congratulations. You survived. Now do that indefinitely because I'm never going to stop and you can never admit that you know I did it. Because then you would have to admit HOW you know I did it and why you haven't said anything until now. See how the tables turn?"

Slap in the face by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Got something you want to tell me? 

Huh? There something you want to tell me fat shit? Come on. Spit it out.

Hym "Got something you want to tell me? Huh? How is it that you can afford to pay $1000 a month for you mother to NOT support herself but an act of god occurs that temporarily renders me unable to support myself and you don't have $240 for whichyou would eventually be reimbursed? Because it's spite. You want me to work hard in spite if the fact that you are aggregating an disseminating information about me (likely for profit). Go fuck yourself. I shouldn't have to do anything if my very existence generates revenue."

Got something you want to tell me? by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Useful 

What I thought being right would be but none of the information I'm being given is actionable in any capacity.

Hym "None of this is useful. I appreciate some of these claims being substantiated but none of this is useful until I can find the bastard that is responsible for this and put a bullet in his head. Going to have to tell my family to go fuck themselves as well because they care more about having leverage over me to get me to do what they want (i.e. waste my time being around them and "try hard"). They likely gain from this being done to me. So, they can eat shit and die. If they aren't going to give me my money now I'll just take it off their corpses later. I have time."

Useful by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

Work for it 

Yeah, you go fuck yourself you fat sack of shit. You tell me what I want to know and I'll work for it and my mother won't lose a son. How does that sound? You're probably responsible for the shit I'm talking about.

Hym "But if I have to work for it and you DON'T tell me what I want to know then you can all go fuck yourselves and I just don't need a family. You want me to not need you for anything? Correct? Then, fine, I'll do it and you can have 1 fewer person at Christmas. I'll show you exactly how little I need you in my life."to

Work for it by Hym Iam June 22, 2022

What I need to know

If you would just tell me this it would solve all of my problems immediately.

Hym "I mean if you would just tell me what I need to know the problem would be solved. But you don't want want to because that would be too easy. Life should be hard. I should have to try. Why? Seriously, why should I have to if I don't have to naturally? If I can just get things without, why make me?"

What I need to know by Hym Iam June 22, 2022