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Better for punishing women then silence btw
Hym "Just saying. A little flash of disgust did in 3 seconds what a year of silence or derision and mockery could not. Just saying."
Disgust by Hym Iam July 11, 2022
You're the one who wanted this to be about you. What? Do you not want to be associated with a retard sex cult? Then why don't you just leave?
Hym "I knew you would do that (by the way). Allude to my lack of ethos. In the words of a friend of yours (and I'm paraphrasing) 'I don't need a degree from so-and-so university, what I say is either true or it's not.' There are people with ethos who you consider full of shit. I don't see why my logos or pathos should be dismissed just because I lack ethos. I also like the insinuation that my ideas don't have any merit and that my I am only relevant in association with you. I am also not anonymous. You just didn't ask. You told other people not to ask. You gotta arbitrate that fame or people will get things they don't deserve and we can't have that now can we?"
You by Hym Iam July 11, 2022
WOOOOOOO!!!!!!
Yeaaah! by Hym Iam July 11, 2022

Plagiarism 

Why did the the accusation of this bother me so much?

Hym "Plagiarism!? I just wrote a piece about how I wanted to feed someone their own intestines so that when their bowels release (upon their death) they generate a perpetual loop of post mortem defecation and your primary criticism is 'He didn't cite his sources and leave a link in the description box' !? My future plans consisted of going on an Adderall fueled rampage before having my bloated corpse scooped out of the river after the police found my sedan abandoned on a bridge. Sorry I didn't associate you (by name) with the retard hammering and whore strangulation I regularly write about. You're clearly the sane one here! Glad you're here to keep me honest! We can't have people thinking that the guy who lit himself on fire and bear-hugged a prostitute to death is smarter than he actually is! Glad we all don't have a bunch of plagiarists running around, copying dialogue from Urban Dictionary and putting it in their critically acclaimed movies and TV shows.
Man, that would be bad! That would be so much worse than having the walls of a group-home painted red with the blood of sex cultists.... Phew! We really dodged a bullet there! Thank God that someone is around lifting their fingers up and down to prevent retard murd... Oops plagiarism. I almost said the other thing there 😅 Holy shit! What a relief! It's nice to see people taking it upon themselves to intervene in a crisis situation. And that's what that was. A plagiarism crisis. That was fast too! It didn't even take them, I don't know, 5 years to do something about it. That's what solves plagiarism problems. Immediate intervention and Boy-oh-boy were you on it and ready to go to stand up for what is right. God... You should be lauded as a hero! Like me! They should make an anime about that guy too! That would be neat because then we would both have one. Well, I would still have several but you'd be in the club. But that's neither here nor there. I am ecstatic right now! It warms my heart to see people take people's liv... I mean, plagiarism so seriously. At least now nobody is being denied the credit they deserve. Oh-boy-oh-jeez, I can't even imagine what the worst case scenario would have been! Some guy would have thought that the thoughts of the one guy were the thoughts of the other guy! Parish the thought!"
Plagiarism by Hym Iam July 9, 2022
Hym "Oho! Me? Fix all this? Hahahahaha! It's quite the mess. I can see why you would need an intellect of my caliber to sort all of this out. Luckily for you, I'm notoriously easy to bribe! 😈Hahahahahahaha!"

Iam "I... I guess..."
Oho! by Hym Iam July 9, 2022

That's what I thought he'd say 

I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.
Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."

That's what I thought he'd say 

I'm not going to say I knew he would say it but that's what I thought he'd said.
Iam "I'm not gonna ny to say that it's correct because it's supposed to be open for interpretation (and I'm not saying it's incorrect either) but the 'face it head on thing'? That's what I thought he'd say."