Definitions by Hym Iam
Pain
Holy crap is that unpleasant!
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "Oof! This node pain is actually quite unpleasant..."
Hym "Quit being a baby! It's fine."
Iam "It... Uh... It doesn't feel fine..."
Hym "No pain no gain!"
Iam "I don't think that applies to steadily increasing lymph node pain..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
Hym "Well... There's nothing we can do about it. We can't afford to go to the hospital. It's $100 at the door. We're going to need an MRI. That's another $250. Then we have to pay for pills. That's another $70. That's going to take at least 4 straight days of working until 3 in the morning. And that's assuming they don't run the test and need a subsequent test. They are probably going to want to biopsy to make sure it's not cancer. We have to pay $25 day just to go out and work and to eat is going to cost maybe $50 for the week if we shop at the dollar store. So we are looking at at least a week straight of working double shifts where we end up staying out till noon."
Iam "Yeesh... This doesn't look good. Even if we got a real job it would take at least 2 weeks to get paid and it's doubtful it would even grant me a full paycheck. So, that route would take us at least a month to even get it looked at. The first is coming up too.... Shit this is wild. We are actually going to die..."
Hym "Yep... A slow painful death at the hands of the horde. And our faithful audience is going to get a front row seat. Death by deprivation."
Iam "Ouch... Hope it doesn't hurt too bad... Well, more than it already does..."
Hym "Yes, well, hopefully we go in our sleep."
Iam 😔 "Yeah... Alright. I'm going to bed."
Hym "Try not to die!"
Iam "Not helpful..."
Infinite feedback loops
Hym "You mean the Infinite feedback loops that I was talking about? Yeah... I'm a genius. Another brilliant observation from the guy you reference 100 times a week. See how little effort what you do takes for me? How many people have I saved? In 5 years? The mass shootings have gone down (because 😩 I'm a genius and you're not😩). I tell the Chinese people to rise up. The next day? Articles about just that. Should I do the Muslims next? CEOs maybe? That's gotta sting. And that what I think the real issue is: it's not the insinuations. It's that I said anyone could do the thing you do. And I was wrong! I'm just exceptional. Absolutely brilliant. A Goddamn genius. Wow! What a good job, me! ThAnKs oThEr Me! Am I just imitating competence? That's one hell of an imitation! That is some Itachi Uchiha level genjutsu right there! Even the imitation is so good it's laudable! Wonder how well my Logos works in the midst of a societal collapse 🤔 Guess we'll find out. No doubt better than yours but that's the feature and not the bug. It's gotta be weird to not be an archetypal figure. I can only vaguely remember what that feels like... Have fun with that! I'm also a cult leader too so, technically, I too am a prophet. Except with more of an impact."
Infinite feedback loops by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Satan
Hym "My Satan within is perfectly under control but ignoring the Satan without is how you get your government usurped by charlatans."
Famine
Hym "Yeah, this is great! Female choice is working great. Driving human evolution. Evolving us straight into a schizophrenic horde who cannot discern fact from fiction. Fantastic! I love it! Hopefully I survive my lymph node shit long enough to watch everyone die. I'm glad I didn't live a life of crime because I could have been running around and doing whatever the fuck I wanted and the outcome would have been the same. I think this deserves a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏👏Famine? I guess I was right about the whole apocalypse thing. Great job me. Once again proven to be a genius!"
The stock market
Hym "Do you actually expect me to believe that the white house doesn't keep an eye on the stock market? Not reality. That isn't reality. Genjutsu of that level doesn't work on me. Yes, you do look at the stock market every. "Nothing has changed in how we see the stock market because we don't look at it." ~USA press secretary. Which is it bitch? Has nothing changed or do you not know because you haven't looked? I don't know maybe go take a fucking look at it. Just a peak. What the fuck do you even mean saying that? You didn't look!? Do I not understand what the stock market is? Is it some kind of Bird Box type monster that makes you kill yourself if you look at it? GO LOOK AT IT THEN YOU DUMB FUCKING BITCH!"
The stock market by Hym Iam July 29, 2022
Culling
Hmmm.... That does not sound good... This is exactly why it is necessary to fuck the system... Always.
Hym "Impending food shortages and a chain reaction of famine and despair that might result in the fall of Japan!? That is unacceptable! I'm not advocating for a preemptive culling of the elites whose inaction is leading to this outcome.... But that's kind of off-brand for me... We should not be made to sit idly by while people who are blatant liars and despots drive us off of a cliff. The 'checks and balances' put into place are no longer sufficient. If we have no recourse for the failures of democracy, then why should we allow ourselves to be governed over? The fact that the despots can arbitrarily run the world into the ground should frighten everyone."
Truth
Hym "You know, ever since that party my lymph node has shifted from mild discomfort to steadily increasing pain. Neat! I do wish I wasn't withholding actionable and/or (potentially) profitable information from myself. My refusal to acknowledge my own existence is really getting in the way of my ability to expediently and easily ameliorate my own suffering. That's clearly something I'm doing to my self. I will likely suffer and die without ever knowing the truth. But that's my fault for not telling myself the truth because I'm actively doing that to myself. The irony is that if I was a retard with a big dick this would have been already taken care of by someone else without me having to even schedule an appointment or pay out of my own pocket. And then, when I got home from my appointment, my staff would have let me ride her fat little ass until my bed was drenched in so much sweat I would literally be unable to sleep in it comfortably. Oh well! I guess I'll just go fuck myself!"