Definitions by Hym Iam
$1000
Hym "$1000 dollars would literally solve all of my problems right now.... Immediately... And I know what you're thinking 'Well, why don't you go make $1000?' Great plan shidiot! By the time I make $1000 dollars I will need more than $1000... What would I do for $1000? Hmmm.... I would throw glass at homeless people for $1000.... I would be platonic friends with a woman for $1000.... I would type 1 million 'W's for $1000.... I would sleep on a pillow made of shit for $1000... I would steal a priest's favorite bible for $666... I would chapstick a Chinese man's lips for $1000... I would adapt my softcore erotica into a straight to TV Lifetime movie that only plays at 2 a.m. (pacific standard time).... I would allow a clown to teach me how to make balloon animals for $1000... I would tie myself to 100 turkeys and let them fly me wherever they wanted for $1000.... I would recycle for $1000... I would name my firstborn daughter Greg for $1000.... I would beat a monkey in blackjack for $1000... I would change my name to 'Caramel Thunder' for $1000.... I would paint the blue man group red for $1000... I would order Taco Bell exclusive food items from a legitimate Mexican restaurant until they kicked me out for $1000... I would yell at black people with a Karen for $1000... I would help an old lady halfway across the street and then run away, leaving her helpless and stranded for $1000... I would fuse my current two rows of teeth into two giant mega-teeth for $1000..."
Hym "Aha! Somebody said it was C- work and it was literally worth a billion dollars! Hahahahaha! Two sentences and some of the general themes and it was good for a billion dollar movie, several full anime series, and is being used to represent a multitude of characters (one of which is Narcissistic Superman which is word for word what I said I would be!) Ha! Hahaha! Aha! That's fucking hilarious! Who said it was C- work? Was it Plagiarism guy? Which one of you was it? Ha! Fucking idiot! Hahahahahahaha!!! But surely if I'm such a sympathetic villain, you would want to change my life for the better wouldn't you? Ahahahahahaha!"
Stab in the neck guy
I wonder how stab in the neck guy feels about the guy who wanted to stab him in the neck being lauded as a prophet.
Hym "No no no no no. This isn't about you. I kind of started this with my concern regarding whether or not I was Schizophrenic or being gangstalked... You're a mental health professional... Is this not (as the Aussies would say) fucked? I mean, Dr. Jeepjorp doesn't like that I can tell he's a charlatan and likely a narcissist (I'm very perceptive) he's especially upset that I did the thing that he did to stab in the neck guy. But, now that I know for certain I'm not Schizophrenic, I'm just going to get worse. See, I'm all about the slow burn...."
Stab in the neck guy by Hym Iam August 8, 2022
Better
Hym "Oh, I'm not much of an orator but you know what they say about orators: 'As long as they are poor the state and the people can only praise their uprightness; but once they are fattened on the public's funds, the conceive a hatred for justice, plan intrigues against the people, and attack the democracy' ~ Aristophanes. Not that I'm the biggest fan of democracy... But I am an archetypal figure and multiple people have been intimated into the culture in their peripheral association to me. And, as a diagnostician, I'm like 2 for 2 over here. So, I wouldn't say 'better' but I'm sure I would do a pretty good job." 🤷
Attractive
Hym "Have a fat cock and a million dollars! Then you get to bang all the daughers! That's how you become the most attractive potential mate! Hahaha!"
Attractive by Hym Iam August 7, 2022
Services rendered
Do you know why the correlation between hard work and reward/success/achievement is not 1 to 1? I can explain it... If you would like...
Hym "Do you know why people are paid a static rate as opposed to a per task payment for services rendered? Well, I read an article once (I can't remember from where) about a tech company. They make video games or something. (Assuming the article was true) They decided to switch from paying an hourly wage to a 'per task completed' payment system. And what happened? Well... Productivity skyrocketed. So much so that the company could not sustain the 'per task completed' payment system. People were completing tasks ahead of schedule and working more (in general) to make as much as they could. If there was a 1 to 1 correlation between hard work and profit everyone would work as hard as possible to make as much as possible. But that isn't the case. That CAN'T be the case. The hierarchy MUST bottleneck. Sure, you can work hard. Sure, you can be promoted up. If not, you can change jobs. It doesn't have to be YOU who remains at the bottom. But I does have to SOMEONE. Every business needs bottom level labors. And it needs them INDEFINITELY otherwise businesses can't sustain themselves. The correlation between hard work and profit must remain below 1. So what is it? At your average business. It is something that must be set by business owners. You can't promote everyone who works for you. So what is it? .4? .5? I don't have the answer. But it's something do consider when taking about the national productivity rate..."
Services rendered by Hym Iam August 6, 2022