Definitions by Hym Iam

Face 

Look at the look on your face what he says that shit! Do you even watch your own videos!

Hym “This is wild! LOOK AT HIM! HAHAHA! Look at the look on his face in the midst of the awkward silence that follows everything the other idiot says! Hahahahaha! This fucking guy! Look at him!”

Face by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Riddle 

WOOOOOOOOW! That is unreal!

Hym “A RIDDLE!? What the fuck are you talking about!? That is fascinating! Watching this inarticulate slob flesh out ideas he stole as clumsily as humanly possible is actually painful. Are the 300,000 that added themselves after I told them to go over there seeing this? This is unbelievable!”

Riddle by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

Conceptual realm 

Holy shit you are an actual fraud!

Hym “WOOOOOW! How is that not exactly what I said about the conceptual realm? And you’re going to credit this dumpy, bumbling retard? What happened to me being “banal” Doug? I’m original enough to rob aren’t I? Look at him! Pft! This fat sack of shit Matthew Pageau is the banal one! You’ve got to be kidding me! You’re framed it as me being hoisted by my own petard but I’m legitimately better that you, you absolute charlatan! Better than you. Better than the cripple. I am authentic and you are a fraud. I am a genius and he is a crippy-crapable. Unbelievable! This guy is unbelievable! There is always a new low for you isn’t there? How about I practice finding people you don’t want me to find? Prick.”

Conceptual realm by Hym Iam September 29, 2022

180° 

Don’t mind me I’m just going to take another lap.

Hym “No seriously, that is one hell of a 180°. I can’t help but revel in it a little. All those years of you having my sympathy and now? You’ve gained it for me and I’ve lost it for you. Ha! The irony is palpable... It’s a double 180°.... We both flipped around.... And still so dissatisfying.... 😕 I didn’t want this.... Hmm... I just don’t understand why it has to be this way... It could be so much simpler... And for what? What do you gain? Is it worth it? I mean, I... They don’t need to get away with it. Nothing good comes from it. And you shouldn’t be doing what you’re doing. I need the thing you’re trying to withhold from me.”

180° by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Successful 

You can’t even define the word success you piece of shit and by your own criteria the cripple isn’t successful. He threw a temper tantrum every day until they brought him a new whore to fuck.

Hym “And I’m not going to pay you $20 you greedy cocksucker. How about “If you can’t put yourself together you shouldn’t be having women scheduled for a shift at a retard group home to come sit on your dick.” How’s that sound? Only good? I’ll do it after and only after the whores get what they deserve. There. That’s what successful means. It’s ensuring that whores face the consequences of their own actions. That is what constitutes success.”

Successful by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Father

You hear that? Her father doesn’t have a lot of sympathy for incels and he’s made that pretty clear.

Hym “Oh but now he does. Not before. Not a week ago but now that he gets to be a fucking hero. What changed? Between a week ago when “her father has no sympathy for incels” and now where he’s just-a-oh-so sympathetic. He cares so deeply about it now. Tss! Unreal!”

Father by Hym Iam September 28, 2022

Marriage 

Coming from someone who requires the threat of hell-fire to keep a woman your criticism doesn’t carry a whole lot of weight.

Hym “Yeah marriage is great... unless you have a fat cock. Because why get married when you can you can just sit in your group home and wait for your staff to hire someone to suck you off every day while you get a round of applause from Dr JeepJorp.”

Marriage by Hym Iam September 28, 2022