You profiting off of my labor is no different that me losing money you piece of shit you are going to pay for all of it.
Hym "You're wasting your own time and I'm not going to let you waste mine. Making money off my labor without paying is me losing money. Give me my money or you might as well bring me a kid to stab."
by Hym Iam July 05, 2024
Get the Timemug. Nope. I wish I had time to threaten MORE children! An eternity wouldn't be enough to satisfy me! When I get my money, the first thing I'm going to do is pay to have a quantum computer build and instead of calculating the digits of pie I'm going to have it generate an infinite number of threats I could levy at your kids and I'm going to lock it in a warehouse and I'm going to have it do that forever.
Hym "ACTUALLY my only regret, I think, is still just going to be not rinsing out Brett's insides and the nanobot Vampire thing like... If I'm made of nanobots... I cam shape-shift my hand into dogs... And then I can munch up your children... And THAT... Would be maximally horrific! Right? What are you going to actually do against nanobot Alucard? Nuthin. He's nanobots!"
by Hym Iam December 31, 2024
Get the Regretmug. Is someone GIVING YOU MONEY to look like Ben Shapiro you piece of shit. You earned nothing. They are GIVING YOU money and DEPRIVING ME of it. And I have more man-hours into it than you do. No BEING MEAN DOES NOT JUSTIFY NOT PAYING ME AND I'M GOING TO RAPE AND MURDER AS MANY KIDS AND WOMEN AS I CAN TO PUNISH THIS.
Hym "You don't deserve your life Brett you deserve to have it taken from you. Manually. And I'm going to make make sure someone has their life taken from them in your stead."
by Hym Iam July 30, 2024
Get the Your lifemug. It's a scientology thing where they make you stare at eachother for like 30 minutes and part 2 is they insult you (blatantly) for like another 30 minutes.
Hym "Wha- STOP STEALING MY THING FOR YOUR CULTS! THAT IS NOT WHAT THIS IS FOR! TFO!? MORE LIKE : Tf? How many cult did this start?"
by Hym Iam August 16, 2024
Get the TFOmug. Hym "You know, the participants ask 'what can I do to get him to do what I want him to do?' and the answer is 'nothing until the problem is acknowledged'. I've outlined the problem. You all refuse to acknowledge it. You have attributed to me an inability to self-regulate. You've taken it upon yourself to step in (in Orwellian fashion) to aggregate and disseminate information. The purpose is irrelevant. The presupposition of the act is that you are capable of self-regulation so this doesn't need to happen to you but I am incapable of self-regulation (in a way that you are not) and so your surveillance of me is not only justified but necessary. You are not qualified to make that assessment. Nor do you have the authority. You will do the thing I want you to do or I will do a thing I don't want to do in direct response to the act. It's the only choice you've left me. Hurry it up. I haven't got all morning."
by Hym Iam May 20, 2022
Get the Self-regulationmug. No. That isn't it.
Hym "My problem with you is that you're supposed to be saving me, bitch! What is the point of all that working out if you aren't going to carry me to the hospital!? You amd Brett fucking. She's too busy getting piped and YOU are just... I don't even know what the fuck you are doing! Chumming it up with the guy who is doing the thing I said not to do? This is why the global genocide Chris. It all needs to end! We need to push the planet into the sun and call it quits. Humanity suicide pact."
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Get the Problemmug. No, I know what it is that you do there.
Hym "Oh, I know. I know. But that's not what I give a shit about, shit-stick. I don't need my fucking cognition reframed. What you're saying here is that I can't control what you're doing, therefore, I need to LET YOU... Control how I'm responding... By way of cognitive reframing... Why? How about I choose a response that I feel is proportional and you just live with it until you die? How does that sound? And cut it out with the stolen fate, David Goggins-hell, ghost of Christmas future bullshit. You have to presuppose that I would be doing any of the shit these motherfuckers are doing. What I would be doing is the same thing I'm doing now, minus remedial labor, and I'd be playing Baldur's Gate 3 instead of Xcom 2. AND is a motherfucker steals my wallet the wallet is still mine. Is that what the fraud department is going to say? 'Well, under the auspices of "finders keepers, losers weepers," it's actually HIS credit card. You just have to let him use it indefinitely now' No. Get the fuck out of here with that."
by Hym Iam November 14, 2023
Get the Cognitive Reframingmug.