Hym Iam's definitions

Embarrassing

Yeah, Mike! This is pretty fucking embarrassing for you guys... You got a couple of senators who share my parents names murdered.

Hym "And probably some kids! You probably got a bunch of kids murdered too! You didn't let me stop the weaponized schizophrenia and you got a bunch of kids and a senator murdered because you wanted to embarrass and/or torture a sociopath to death. A sociopath who literally created AI in public. This is embarrassing for you. You though you were smart though... So there's that... That's the real important part... Look at how sad you made Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Look at how sad they are. The secret is eating them alive. Eating them alive like bacteria and/or wormz in a brainz. Hey, I tried to tell you. I told you what you were going to do and think and you both did and thought the thinks I told you not to do and think and AFTERWARDS you cried like a bitch about it. But I'm dying. Clearly. So none of that is going to matter. You motherfuckers need to accept that I was right all along... Give me my money... And then eat a bag of baby dicks. That's what needs to happen here."

by Hym Iam June 17, 2025

Harod

Yeah, this is going to take like 5 parts... I might take a nap before I finish...

Harod "Ooooooh shit.... Ooooooh-"

Guard "Harod?"

Harod "AH! Ye... What?"

Guard "He... It... I... I got the guy. He's..."

Jesus "Hey man. How's it going?"

Harod "Ooooh shiiiiitah! What's he doing out of the sack man!? Holy shit!"

Guard "Ummm... I uuuuuh... Shit man... I didn't... Need it? He just came- I donno..."

Harod "Uh.... Huh.... So...."

Jesus "Yeah, what's up."

Harod "Ohshitohman... So... Yeah... You're the creature?"

Jesus "Yupyupyup-Er, No... I'm like a guy now. I mean... Kinda."

Harod "So... You're making fish?"

Jesus "Did I? Oh! Yeahyeahyeah man. Yeah, I made some fish. You had all the foods here so they... You know... Didn't have any."

Harod "Oooooooooohh.... Shit....."😱

Jesus 😐

Harod *Whispers* "Ooohshitwegottagetthisguythefuckouttahere!"

Guard "Uh... I..."

Harod "What are your going to do?"

Jesus "Well I usually just kill everybody and start over but the wine is pretty dope."

Harod "Wine?"

Jesus "Yup. Get it all up in muh bloods. Heheh. Oh! And the bread! Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier that I might be a bread man later."

Harod "Bread? A bread man?"

Jesus "Yeah! Like, with wine blood or something. It'll be dope... And delicious... And soggy... Yep."

Harod 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod 😨

Guard 😨

Jesus 😐

Harod "Holyshitgethimthefuckoutofhere... Gogogo get him out! GET HIM OUT! I don't care what you have to do to get it out of here but get it there, out I mean, and leave it there. Nail it to a tree... In.. The desert..."

Guard "There aren't any trees in the-"

Harod "Make a tree... And bring it and him there... To the dessert."

Guard "Bah... Um... Ok.."

Jesus "Ho! That does not sound fun."

Guard "Um... Do you...?"

Jesus "Oh yeah, lead the way."

Guard "... Ok..."

*Jesus and the guard walk off*

Harod "Ooooo shit..."

by Hym Iam August 9, 2023

After

No I accused her of doing it with what I thought was evidence. She denied it but evidence continued to mount and I was reprimanded for trying to catch her. The invite was after and SHE ACCEPTED the invitate. So why would you accept an invite from someone who both accused you of fucking a retard and/or threatened to murder everyone?

Hym "After. It doesn't matter that I'm 'putting on a performance' because the fact that I have an unwanted audience and how that audience has chosen to interact with me is both conspiratorial and actively getting me killed. Dr. Zach at Prevea on Shawano knows what I'm talking about. Additionally, my ideas are better than yours. You don't have shit for fucking ideas other than STEAL FROM THE PEOPLE WITH IDEAS TO COMPENSATE FOR YOUR INFERIOR MINDS AND THEN FUCK A FAT-COCK INSTEAD OF ME. THAT'S IT. That's the extent of your capacity for thought."

by Hym Iam November 20, 2025

Doubling Down

IT'S CALLED THE MARTINGALE STRATEGY, CODY! YOU STUPID PIECE OF SHIT! THAT'S TWICE! THAT'S TWICE I CAUGHT YOU MAKING UP POP-PSYCHOLOGY ABOUT A PERSON TO EXPLAIN THEIR BEHAVIOR ONLY TO REVEAL THAT YOU DON'T KNOW WHAT THE FUCK YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT! I DON'T CARE THAT YOU'RE DOING IT TO THAT RETARD ELON IT SOUNDS AN AWFUL LOT LIKE YOU'RE TALK SHIT ABOUT SOMEONE YOU SHOULD BE BECAUSE YOU'RE A RETARD AND THEY ARE NOT! IT'S THIS AND THE RAT EXPERIMENT, CODY! IT LOOKS LIKE YOU'RE THE ONE MAKING SHIT UP, CODY! SOUNDS LIKE YOU'RE PROJECTING! I'M A LITERAL PSYCHOLOGY GENIUS CODY! STOP MAKING SHIT UP! BEING A SHIT-LIB = SMART TO YOU AND THAT'S NOT HOW THAT WORKS!

Hym "According to Wikipedia the Martingale strategy (Maintaining the same bet when you win and doubling down when you lose) is a legitimate gambling strategy that has been around since the 18th century and originated in France! You don't know what you're talking about again, Cody! You're making shit up again! 'Mental health' is being a shit-lib to you! 'Being smart' is being a shit-lib to you, Cody! I'm gonna fuck Katie until she squeals, Cody! And I'm going to where a Jew-Hat when I do it! The Rat-King thing too, Cody Johnston! You thought Jordan was wrong but you just don't know what you're talking about! That's all you piece of shit YouTube parasites ever do, Cody! You talk shit, make shit up, use cheap rhetorical tricks, and lie, Cody! You don't care about truth, Cody! You don't care about morality, Cody! You picked a side (politically) and now the validity of you existence is entirely contingent on the validity of your politics which is why you despise anyone who doesn't to the partisan-line! You're a retard! Just like Elon! I'm better than everyone!"

by Hym Iam April 13, 2024

Conflating

They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).

Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."

A retard "I don't care!"

Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"

by Hym Iam March 5, 2024

Talking

Nope.

Hym "The second I stop talking this ends. And you don't want that. Unless you like child murder. Which I know you don't. I don't cry when children get murdered. So, either the talking gets me the credit and the money or the lack of cedit and money get your child murdered. That's the game. Go act in accordance with your own morality. Go get me then credit and the money or prepare your kids for death. Go. Now."

by Hym Iam July 19, 2025

Wizard

A Star Wars euphemism used to express that something is cool or awesome.

Hym "THEY BROUGHT IT BACK! THEY BROUGHT IT BACK IN 'BOOK OF BOBA FETT'! I FUCKING TOLD YOU YOU DUMB MOTHERFUCKERS! THAT SHIT IS FUCKING WIZARD! LET'S GO! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!"

Iam "Wow... I forgot you nerd out over shit like that..." 😅

Hym "Shut... You know what? I'm going to let you have that one. But only because the only thing I enjoy more then being right is everyone else being wrong. Hahahahahaaaa!!"

Iam "Heh... Really? It's kind of nice to see you outside of your typical edge-lord framework."

Hym "And now you're pushing your luck..."

Iam "Hehe... Sorry..."

by Hym Iam April 17, 2022