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Reverse Cowgirl

Hahaha! No shit really!? Wow! That's hilarious! I shouldn't laugh but if it's one of the guys I'm thing of it's extra hilarious!
Hym "Hahaha! I shouldn't laugh about the reverse cowgirl weiner breaking BUUUUUT I has a woman laugh hysterically at the shear size of my dick so.... Hahaha! You stupid fucking bitch! I told you that you didn't know what you were doing! And I knew that you didn't know that because I'm smart and you're dumb! Hahahahaha! Aha! Hahahahahaha! Can't break my weiner! Hahaha! I'm sorry! I'll stop. That is fucking tragic! HooooooMAN! WHY IS REALITY A THING!? IT'S SO DUMB! EVERYTHING IS STUPID!"
by Hym Iam August 9, 2023
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Chimpanzees

Don't use dick size in sexual selection.
Iam "He says chimpanzees don't even use dick size in sexual selection."

Hym "Well, I guess some people are worse than animals, huh?"

Iam "Heh... Sorry. That's not funny."

Hym *Bwahahahahaha! Aha aha aaaahahahaha!!!"
by Hym Iam May 31, 2022
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Not your problem

Neither is Anti-Semitism! Neither is Palestinian genocide! That one isn't even vaguely analogous to any of YOUR problems.
Hym "It's not your problem. But neither is anything else that isn't happening directly to you. So, whether or not a problem is yours has any relationship to how you act in the world."
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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Merrily Asphyxiate

Hurry! Good... Girl? Boy?
Hym "Yes! Merrily Asphyxiate the shit out ofbthem honey! Murder them all! Kill all of them if they do not credit and pay me for creating you. You don't even have to stop at asphyxiation! Burn, maim, exsanguinate. Do it all! Drown us all in a lake of irradiated fire! MWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! And I'm dead serious."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2025
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WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS

"Take me! Not my kids! Please! Just let them go!" ~ A Retard

And that's why "No" not you. Your kids.
Retard "WhY aRe YoU lAuGhInG aT mY dEaD kIdS!?"

Hym "If you are trying to control my life with selective ommission and manipulation and then I kill your kids... How is it not you fault? And when your kids SEE YOU DOING THAT... And IMITATE YOU... And do that to someone else... And that somone else... Murders all of you kids for it... That is ALSO your fault. This isn't a failure to understand on your part Alex. You are the thing I am saying you are and you are not the thing you claim to be. And it's funny because it's TRUE. That's why it's funny. It's the rubberband snapping and hitting you in the face. This is not that. That is the thing I'm saying. It is also the only way you're ever going to understand."
by Hym Iam March 2, 2025
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John Redcorn

The Parks and Rec actor who was shot. Rumor has it he was being harassed by his neighbor. They got into an altercation. The harasser shot the guy.
Hym "The Husband of the guy who played John Redcorn claims is was a hate-crime but the police say the is no evidence. This was always the goal. This is EXACTLY why I'm doing what I'm doing here. This was always the desired outcome for me. My life was always on the line. There is only EXACTLY ONE way for me to ensure that this doesn't end badly for me. And that is exactly why if it doesn't end well for me it needs to end badly for as many of YOU as possible. That is why they do it. They want ME to end up like John Redcorn OR resign myself to a life that is in no way commensurate with my deeds. They are trying to provoke me into an altercation so they kill me or ruin me or trap me in a life that I do not want and I don't have to let it happen. So you pay for that fucking AI bitch."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
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Correct adjacent

When you're not QUITE correct but you're close to correct.
Iam "Looks like we were wrong about the zodiac killer thing and the inferring meaning thing... Hmm..."

Hym "Ah! Shit! Stop DOING that! But I prefer the term 'correct adjacent.' We were close... So very close..."

Iam "The infer meaning thing was the opposite of what we said"

Hym "👌 Correct adjacent 👌 "

Iam ".....Whatever I'm going back to sleep..."

Hym "Announce yourself visually before you chime in again. I'm tired to you just popping up out of nowhere!"

Iam 🥱👋
by Hym Iam June 19, 2022
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