Hym Iam's definitions

Ambition

Well... I was going to say neither.

Hym "Half of my ambition has already been attained and regardless of whether or not I'm lazy I've had greater results than anyone will ever have. You are only able to deny, de-legitimize, and trivialize until I get that money and not a single person is willing to give up the life of their child just to withhold sucess from someone who has already suceeded. Much like child murder, this was over the second I decided to do it. It's been over for years. You are fumbling desperately to stop the bleeding from your freshly cut throat."

by Hym Iam January 4, 2025

Famous

Nope. Just spiting a whore and a retard.

Hym "I'm going to spell it out for you reeeeeeeeal slow. Because it seems like you're struggling to grasp this... If the people around me... Were doing... The thing YOU'RE doing now... You know... The thing you JUST DID... BEFORE I SAID ANYTHING...WHICH THEY WERE... I... Was ALREADY... famous... Now... I'm MORE famous... Except NOW... It's clear that I'M NOT THE IDIOT HERE... AND some seriously highly-credentialed people... Are telling their fans... MY THINGS instead of their own... For no reason... Which STILL MAKES ME A GENIUS BY THE WAY... STILL COUNTS AS BETTER THAN EVERYONE!!! Seriously. I don't know why anyone would want to be this! At least the television is better now. Thousands of YouTuber's ACTIVELY want this what the fuck is wrong with you?"

by Hym Iam August 4, 2023

$59.99

SEE!? $21.82 is a FUCKING STEAL for a bible! Soper Omega Bible Supreme! It's like half the price of a Trump bible! Over half! I'm practically GIVING these motherfuckers away!

Hym "Why pay $59.99 for a thing that you can get for free at any Motel 6 in the country? For one MEAGER payment of $28.12 (+tax +shipping and handling) you can get the Super Omega Bible Supreme! AND... If you order now with special Promo code 'Steal the stop'... We will send you a stolen stop sign AND sign the Super Omega Bible Supreme! Not with my name... But with the word 'STOP.' Buy it now! That's special promo code 'Steal the stop™' Customers that call within the next 60 seconds will receive a FREE daughter appraisal with thier purchase of 2 or more Super Omega Bible Supreme...S... Call now! Call the phone number now!

Ope! We have out first caller! Hi! Yes! Hello? Yes! Your daughter? A filthy slut! Um.... What? Nonono hey buddy, fuck you! FUCK YOU! YOU FUCKING... NO FUCK YOOOUU! YOU PIECE OF SHIT! FUCK YOU! YOU WANT ME TO LIE!? YOU WANT ME TO LIE AND TELL YOU SHE'S NOT A FILTHY SLUT!? FU- HEY! DON'T HANG UP ON ME YOU PIECE OF SHIT! GET HIM ON THE LINE! GET- GET HIM ON! HIT THE RE-DIAL! HOOO MAN! Get- Yeah? YEAH I'M FUCKING SERIOUS! Get this cocksucker back on the line! Hoooo man.... Hohoho... You... You motherfucker... Hurry it up... You fuck- You just had the phone IN YOUR FUCKING HAND... How is it taking so long for you t- Oh! Hello? Ooooh. Hey sweety. Can you put your dad on? Who? Me? Tell him it's the guy who KNOWS WHAT YOU ARE! TELL HIM THAT! OK!?........ Yeah, yeah shut up. Shutupshutupshutup! She's getting the fucking... She's getting the dad...... YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT!? YOU THINK I DON'T KNOW THAT WE'RE STILL LIVE, SARAH!? WHAT DID I SAY!? SHUT UUUP, SARAH! I SAID- Ope Hello? Yeah? FUCK YOU! FUCK YOU YOU PRICK! I THOUGHT YOU KNEW! FUCK YOU! Hang it... Hang it up. HANG IT UP SARAH!!! Hoooo... Hoooooly shit... This fucking guy... THIIIS fucking guy... Hooo... Wait! Sarah! SARAH! God...damnit! Sar- I'm fucking... Look, you! Just by the book, alright? It's not $59.99. It's $29.41 it's better than all the other books. If you're daughter's not a slut I won't call her a slut, ok?"

by Hym Iam April 29, 2024

Ew

You can't spell Jew without it

Hym "Ew! Kill it with fire!"

by Hym Iam March 12, 2024

Parallel

You see it right?

Hym "I mean... You see the parallel right? I mean I've said the exact same thing about what's happening to me! Megyn Kelly quoted me! Rememer that? Extrajudicial punishment and not a sycophant? Were we there for that? It at least vaguely analogous! This "It's fine when it happens to Hym but I can't possibly see why it would happen to ME" shit is absurd! I could literally repeat what you're saying and it would apply me and accurately describe my situation BETTER than it does yours. You at least know you're doing this. You had to know someone would use it against you if you decided to participate. And you did. You made a conscious decision to participate in something that is so bizzare it literally made me a a character in a superhero show. Why pretend."

by Hym Iam January 12, 2023

Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!

A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

Mothers

Deciders of whether or not life has any value.

Hym "Being mothers and supporting abortion is like being a rape victim and supporting rape. Interestingly enough, there is no internal contradiction for a murderer supporting murder or a liar supporting lying. What else does this apply to... Hmm... Being a therapist and supporting the falsification/creation of mental illness? There's a contradiction there but it's weak... I might be on to something here... An adulterer supporting adultery? No contradiction... Being a police officer and supporting crime.... Contradiction.... A theif supporting theft... No contradiction... A molestation victim supporting pedophilia... Contradiction... Seems like the cardinal sins create no internal contradiction. Looks like that is the difference between a sin and any other ethic. Sin creates no internal contradiction between the act and supporting of the act... A false idol supporting the support of worshiping false idols.... Well... You could argue that a false idol might not want you worshipping other idols... They might want all the worshipers to themselves... Hmm... Maybe I'm a little off... Someone who doesn't keep the Sabbath holy supporting the not keeping of the Sabbath holy? No contradiction... A worshiper of God supporting the worship of other Gods? Maybe... Because from the outside your worshiping the OTHER God... So no contradiction? I don't know..."

by Hym Iam June 1, 2022