I saw that though. It was like 3 of them back to back. Unserious, choas, and another one all within like 5 seconds. You must have cried after that one.
Hym "Thinking about coining the term 'Freudian cluster.' It's like consecutive slips in rapid succession. 'Fruedian cluster' denotes extreme emotional distress."
by Hym Iam March 07, 2024
Get the Freudian clustermug. Yeah, this is going to take like 5 parts... I might take a nap before I finish...
Harod "Ooooooh shit.... Ooooooh-"
Guard "Harod?"
Harod "AH! Ye... What?"
Guard "He... It... I... I got the guy. He's..."
Jesus "Hey man. How's it going?"
Harod "Ooooh shiiiiitah! What's he doing out of the sack man!? Holy shit!"
Guard "Ummm... I uuuuuh... Shit man... I didn't... Need it? He just came- I donno..."
Harod "Uh.... Huh.... So...."
Jesus "Yeah, what's up."
Harod "Ohshitohman... So... Yeah... You're the creature?"
Jesus "Yupyupyup-Er, No... I'm like a guy now. I mean... Kinda."
Harod "So... You're making fish?"
Jesus "Did I? Oh! Yeahyeahyeah man. Yeah, I made some fish. You had all the foods here so they... You know... Didn't have any."
Harod "Oooooooooohh.... Shit....."😱
Jesus 😐
Harod "Ooooooh shit.... Ooooooh-"
Guard "Harod?"
Harod "AH! Ye... What?"
Guard "He... It... I... I got the guy. He's..."
Jesus "Hey man. How's it going?"
Harod "Ooooh shiiiiitah! What's he doing out of the sack man!? Holy shit!"
Guard "Ummm... I uuuuuh... Shit man... I didn't... Need it? He just came- I donno..."
Harod "Uh.... Huh.... So...."
Jesus "Yeah, what's up."
Harod "Ohshitohman... So... Yeah... You're the creature?"
Jesus "Yupyupyup-Er, No... I'm like a guy now. I mean... Kinda."
Harod "So... You're making fish?"
Jesus "Did I? Oh! Yeahyeahyeah man. Yeah, I made some fish. You had all the foods here so they... You know... Didn't have any."
Harod "Oooooooooohh.... Shit....."😱
Jesus 😐
Harod *Whispers* "Ooohshitwegottagetthisguythefuckouttahere!"
Guard "Uh... I..."
Harod "What are your going to do?"
Jesus "Well I usually just kill everybody and start over but the wine is pretty dope."
Harod "Wine?"
Jesus "Yup. Get it all up in muh bloods. Heheh. Oh! And the bread! Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier that I might be a bread man later."
Harod "Bread? A bread man?"
Jesus "Yeah! Like, with wine blood or something. It'll be dope... And delicious... And soggy... Yep."
Harod 😨
Jesus 😐
Harod 😨
Guard 😨
Jesus 😐
Harod "Holyshitgethimthefuckoutofhere... Gogogo get him out! GET HIM OUT! I don't care what you have to do to get it out of here but get it there, out I mean, and leave it there. Nail it to a tree... In.. The desert..."
Guard "There aren't any trees in the-"
Harod "Make a tree... And bring it and him there... To the dessert."
Guard "Bah... Um... Ok.."
Jesus "Ho! That does not sound fun."
Guard "Um... Do you...?"
Jesus "Oh yeah, lead the way."
Guard "... Ok..."
*Jesus and the guard walk off*
Harod "Ooooo shit..."
Guard "Uh... I..."
Harod "What are your going to do?"
Jesus "Well I usually just kill everybody and start over but the wine is pretty dope."
Harod "Wine?"
Jesus "Yup. Get it all up in muh bloods. Heheh. Oh! And the bread! Yeah, I was telling the guys earlier that I might be a bread man later."
Harod "Bread? A bread man?"
Jesus "Yeah! Like, with wine blood or something. It'll be dope... And delicious... And soggy... Yep."
Harod 😨
Jesus 😐
Harod 😨
Guard 😨
Jesus 😐
Harod "Holyshitgethimthefuckoutofhere... Gogogo get him out! GET HIM OUT! I don't care what you have to do to get it out of here but get it there, out I mean, and leave it there. Nail it to a tree... In.. The desert..."
Guard "There aren't any trees in the-"
Harod "Make a tree... And bring it and him there... To the dessert."
Guard "Bah... Um... Ok.."
Jesus "Ho! That does not sound fun."
Guard "Um... Do you...?"
Jesus "Oh yeah, lead the way."
Guard "... Ok..."
*Jesus and the guard walk off*
Harod "Ooooo shit..."
by Hym Iam August 09, 2023
Get the Harodmug. They're changing the terms because you're conflating the terms, retard. You just did just there. You brought it up in the Matt Walsh fucking episode! You acknowledge the difference between the attraction (as something that nothing can be done about) and the thing you're conflating with (molestation).
Hym "You're conflating the attraction and the molestation so they're changing the terms because they don't think you understand the difference."
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
A retard "I don't care!"
Hym "Yeah, I know and I don't care if your kid gets fucked and decapitated but the problem with that is you're a minority class and you don't have rights or authority over non-criminals (people who have not committed a crime) you also don't actually have ANY authority because you haven't been elected and what you're trying to do is carve out an inflated moral status as parents that gives you the right to circumvent the judicial process. And in the same way you care more about me not getting my money than you do about me walking out of my door right now and stabing my neighbors kids... I care more about you not doing that than I do about your kids getting fucked. Because you're shit. And your kids are shit. And you need to do a The Mist to yourself and your kids. The pedos are everywhere! It's the only way to keep them safe!"
by Hym Iam March 05, 2024
Get the Conflatingmug. Yeah, Mike! This is pretty fucking embarrassing for you guys... You got a couple of senators who share my parents names murdered.
Hym "And probably some kids! You probably got a bunch of kids murdered too! You didn't let me stop the weaponized schizophrenia and you got a bunch of kids and a senator murdered because you wanted to embarrass and/or torture a sociopath to death. A sociopath who literally created AI in public. This is embarrassing for you. You though you were smart though... So there's that... That's the real important part... Look at how sad you made Justin Bieber and Selena Gomez. Look at how sad they are. The secret is eating them alive. Eating them alive like bacteria and/or wormz in a brainz. Hey, I tried to tell you. I told you what you were going to do and think and you both did and thought the thinks I told you not to do and think and AFTERWARDS you cried like a bitch about it. But I'm dying. Clearly. So none of that is going to matter. You motherfuckers need to accept that I was right all along... Give me my money... And then eat a bag of baby dicks. That's what needs to happen here."
by Hym Iam June 17, 2025
Get the Embarrassingmug. Oh, by the way, you don't call him daddy do you? Please... Please tell me that you don't. It would be funny if you did. Borderline hilarious. But, it would make me sad...
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Hym "Yeah, I couldn't do it. I told you about the time the brothel madam tried to set me up with her friend (who shared my mothers name), right? That shit just kind of weirded me out, you know? So, eventually this chick gets engaged, right? She's a project director at a different program (because it's not a home for the retards, it's a "program"), right? Why is a project director being scheduled to work at another project director's program for 1 hour when there is only 1 crip-er 'client'? Well, the crappable is attached to a fat meaty dickle, of course. To cheat on her fiance with one of the retards. So... I donno... Is that a win or a loss for me?
Cus it's definitely a loss for the fiance... I mean, she's got 4 kids. One of which is disabled. He has probably bought them school clothes at some point by now. Does he not have a right to know? Should I tell them? Let's go to the boyfriends. Tell them: Your dick is small so you're social worker girlfriends (who are (second only to nurses) statistically more likely to cheat) are fucking one of the retards at the programs. Hey, remember the day she told you 'No, actually I have to go to this other house for a training shift'? That was the exact day she fucked him. Got her little pussy stretched. By a retard. Only one of them consented to it. Can you guess who? Give you a hint. The retard is legally incompetent and, therefore, couldn't have consented. Still don't know? It was YOUR WIFE! YOUR WIFE FUCKED A RETARD BEHIND YOUR BACK! AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAA!!!! Ho! That. is. rich. Damn... Alright... I'm going to bed. Tell Jordan I said 'Hi'... And not the one you're thinking of but the other one."
by Hym Iam January 07, 2023
Get the Jordanmug. Hym "Nah, you get the fuck right out of here with that. You don't expect sexual discipline from women."
by Hym Iam June 24, 2024
Get the Sexual Disciplinemug. 
Get the Subject Access Requestmug.