Hym "The economic value of said theory is set in stone. Whatever China paid when you committed an act of treason is what the theory is worth and that is only the beginning of what I'm owed. Don't let this piece of shit sacrifice your kid. You don't care that much. It isn't as important to you as it is to me."
by Hym Iam April 21, 2025
Get the Economic Valuemug. Wow! The person I said should be murdered for doing a thing doesn't want me to be able to go public about the thing they're do!
Hym "What a surprise! But they're trading your kids lives for they're own! Doesn't sound like they're good people to me... Sounds like they only care about remaking the world in their own image... Like... Some kind of mentally retarded billionaire! You're just a bad as he is!"
by Hym Iam February 16, 2024
Get the What a surprise!mug. Hym "Oh, I also forgot to mention 'Sex-therapist to the stars' in my credentials. I'm also that now..."
by Hym Iam July 24, 2023
Get the Sex-therapist to the starsmug. Hym "Yeah, yeah no I get it now! You ARE the beauty guy! I was right the first time! Iam you're shuuji again."
Iam "Aww you were saying some pretty..."
Hym "Yes, yes you're very sad and depressed. We get get it. I'm in the middle of something."
Iam 😒 "......."
Hym "Beauty guy! That's hilarious! No I totally get it though. You know how I figured it out? Guess. If you're the beauty guy then what does that mean? You know what that means. That's funny. That's a funny thing for him to do as one of my personal heroes, he did a funny. You know he was a narcissist right? Makes a lot of the shit you talk a little projection-y don't you think? I donno... Ha! Delicious!"
Iam "Aww you were saying some pretty..."
Hym "Yes, yes you're very sad and depressed. We get get it. I'm in the middle of something."
Iam 😒 "......."
Hym "Beauty guy! That's hilarious! No I totally get it though. You know how I figured it out? Guess. If you're the beauty guy then what does that mean? You know what that means. That's funny. That's a funny thing for him to do as one of my personal heroes, he did a funny. You know he was a narcissist right? Makes a lot of the shit you talk a little projection-y don't you think? I donno... Ha! Delicious!"
by Hym Iam July 30, 2022
Get the Beauty guymug. Triple dot. I probably use them wrong but I like them. My way of using them is better. Change the rule to make my way the correct one...
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "..."
Hym "What?"
Iam "I don't like this..."
Hym "Oh? Really? I love it! I'm having a grand ole time!"
Iam "The sarcasm isn't helping..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "This is serious! What is someone in our situation even supposed to do!? There is no precedent for this! I mean... How do you convince a society full of cannibals that eating people is wrong?"
Hym "Maybe it isn't. Maybe people meat is pound-for-pound the optimal diet for humans. That one chick said that meat was the best thing for humans to eat. Which meat is the best? People meat."
Iam "It... What? No! People meat is not the best meat."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
Hym "You don't know that. You are neither a scientist nor have you ever eaten a people. AND if it was the best meat, no one would ever tell us. Which makes this dilemma perfectly analogous to our current situation."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam "That's not... Yeah, actually. 🤔 We're trying to get the people who know whether or not people meat is the best meat to tell us (honestly) that people meat is the best meat... It's a perfect analogy."
Hym "Yes. It is. I'm a genius."
Iam "I just don't see how people are going along with this! Not ONE person sees a problem with this!? Even the people I thought would see the problem with this don't have a problem with it!"
Hym "Oho! Yeah. We have been completely forsaken. Big time. But think of it this way: We now have more people to hate. And eat (I suppose) if we decide to go that route."
Iam "That doesn't make me feel better..."
Hym "It isn't intended to."
Iam "..."
Hym 😐
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Haaoo man... Even Truman had one person try to tell him that he was in a show..."
Hym "His ideas weren't as stealable as ours. No reason to let us out of the dome if we keep giving them shit they can use that we might withhold if we were out of the cage. Our organs might even be more delicious than his. Only time will tell."
Iam 😖+🤦+🤏 "Ngghhuuh shit... Shit shit shit... I need sleep. Goddamnit..."
Hym "Triple dot yeah..."
by Hym Iam June 13, 2022
Get the ...mug. I don't think that's why she was murdered though. It wasn't a lack of commitment to shared values and I refuse to share you values. I also didn't order a senator attack.
Hym "I'm not going to lie, my only value is immediate retirement. That is the only thing I am ever going to value. That and not dying from brain infections."
by Hym Iam June 18, 2025
Get the Liemug. Hym "Shit shit shit ..."
Iam "What?"
Hym "They're going to light us on fire or something this time!"
Iam "Well, we die either way and there's no reason to assume the pattern breaks"
Hym "I don't care! That's not the point! That shit is the worst! Ugh!"
Iam "I donno... Maybe it won't be that bad this time."
Hym "We won't even get to die fighting something cool!"
Iam "I donno the horde is kind of cool..."
Hym "I mean like fighting a Galactus or something! God this sucks! Every God damn time!"
Iam "You don't know that this isn't the first time."
Hym "That's still 100%!"
Iam "Well... I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe they'll try and it'll activate our superpowers or something."
Hym "That would be dope. We could subjugate humanity!"
Iam "No."
Hym "What!? But it would be funny. Macrocosm. Shit... Shit shit shit."
Iam "What?"
Hym "They're going to light us on fire or something this time!"
Iam "Well, we die either way and there's no reason to assume the pattern breaks"
Hym "I don't care! That's not the point! That shit is the worst! Ugh!"
Iam "I donno... Maybe it won't be that bad this time."
Hym "We won't even get to die fighting something cool!"
Iam "I donno the horde is kind of cool..."
Hym "I mean like fighting a Galactus or something! God this sucks! Every God damn time!"
Iam "You don't know that this isn't the first time."
Hym "That's still 100%!"
Iam "Well... I'm sure it'll be fine. Maybe they'll try and it'll activate our superpowers or something."
Hym "That would be dope. We could subjugate humanity!"
Iam "No."
Hym "What!? But it would be funny. Macrocosm. Shit... Shit shit shit."
by Hym Iam April 30, 2022
Get the Macrocosmmug.