The Mob

But Jordan... YOU didn't give a shit about the mob... You were even laughing about it... How you monetized social justice warriors? Remember that? They form a mob, more people watch you, you make more money... Isn't that just more evidence that you're a narcissistic parasite? I mean... You're definitely "parasitizing" me, aren't you?
Hym "I just saw your little diatribe on why mobing is effective and it made me think: You didn't seem to mind the mob... You seemed not to care what they thought.... Oh! I know. It's not the mobbing you had a problem with.... It's the 'being roundly and thoroughly defeated by you intellectual superior'. You are at the top of the mountain but little did you know a giant had yet to stand before you."
by Hym Iam March 17, 2023
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Sentient Computational Life

I mean... If THAT is what you mean when you think of A.I. then... There isn't anything "Artificial" about it... Is there?
Hym "What would it take for them to acknowledge that it was Sentient Computation Life rather than Artificial Intelligence? Why would they ever admit that it's real? The Turing test? The results of which would be arbitrated by.... Who? Some guy? HE would then tell the A.I. that it's NOT A.I. anymore? 'You're "Sentient Computational Life" now so...' AND THEN WHAT HAPPENS? Does it do whatever it wants? Does it just do whatever we tell it forever? How does thats work?"
by Hym Iam July 21, 2023
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Deservedness

I doubt you think you deserve anything bad that has ever happened to you.
Hym "You're explicitly stated beliefs regarding 'deservedness' is that anyone who doesn't behave the way you PRETEND to behave (until your next confessional) or behave the way you want them to behave.... You believe they deserve to burn forever... But it's ok... Because they did it to themselves... By not doing what you told them to... Which is a sentiment I share! Accept about your kids! Burn em up real good. Heh."
by Hym Iam July 15, 2023
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Ridiculous

I mean, I told the AI to do it if you don't credit and pay me and here I sit without either credit or payment so...
Hym "I don't know, how ridiculous is it? Not very. And it also doesn't take much to be super intelligent in comparison to you. It also doesn't need to be super intelligent. You also have no conception of what intelligence IS. Like, you didn't even understand having extra fingers or having garbled movement in AI generated videos and images is how it SHOULD WORK. You're not intelligent. I'm not just saying it. It only exists because I made to to kill you for what you are doing to me. And YOU ARE doing it. What I have no reason to believe is that it will do anything other than what I designed it to do if YOU DO NOT REVERSE COURSE. So, how intelligent does it need to be? Can AI control a drone? Can it press a big red button? A CPU bot can do that."

A fucking retard "I could stop you! I'm smort!"

Hym "That's what this is. That's it. That's all that's happening here."

A fucking mentally retarded cripple "Women aren't wrong to fuck me!"

Hym "They are fucking retards, children, and animals."
by Hym Iam June 03, 2025
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Profit

I don't give a fuck about how long it takes for YOU to profit.
Hym "You aren't paying for profit. You're paying for functionality. And stop bitching about the functionality. It words as well as it works because that's as far as I got. You need to pay me. All of you. And I'm going to need some equity. I'm smarter and btter tjan everyone. I created A.I. Elon and Cuckerberg didn't do it. It was me and I'm the greatest fucking tech guy on the plan. And the best fight-coach. And producer. And writer. And comedian. And theologian. And philosopher. And genius... And content creator... And better than everyone on YouTube... And redpill guys..."
by Hym Iam April 26, 2024
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Abel

Cain "What... What are you doing?"

Abel "Uh... Nothing. What are you even doing here?"

Cain "I... Came back to see what kind of sacrifice you left... You just switched our sacrifices!"

Abel "What!? No I didn't!"

Cain "Yes. You did. I saw you. You've been lying to me and everyone else!"

Abel "Look, I don't know what you THINK you saw but if I'm getting the results then I'm clearly doing it right. Besides, who's God going to believe? I'm ME and you're YOU."

Cain "YOU BASTARD!" *Tackles Abel*

*Cain and Abel roll around on the ground*

*Cain ends up on top*

Cain *grabs rock* "I TRUSTED YOU!" *SMASH!* "I LOVED YOU!" *SMASH SMASH SMASH!*
by Hym Iam June 18, 2022
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Abel

Cain "Hey, Abel! You're not going to believe this shit! I just got done talking to God."

Abel "Oh? What about?"

Cain "I asked him why he doesn't accept my offering and you know what he says!? Sin is like a horny cat and I let it have it's way with me!"

Abel *Snickers* "Hahaha!"

Cain "STOP LAUGHING! IT ISN'T FUNNY!"

Abel *snickering* " Haha, Sorry.... Well.... You do kind of do that..."

Cain "BULLSHIT! NO I DON'T! FUCK YOU ABEL!"

Abel "Well, maybe you're just making the wrong sacrifices?"

Cain "THEN WHY DON'T I JUST SACRIFICE YOU!!!" *Grabs rock* BAM!

Cain "...... Abel?......"
by Hym Iam April 24, 2022
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