Hym Iam's definitions
“How did he pull off this scam? Well, Religion! It’s the fasted way to blind people! And the religion is effective altruism” ~ Tucker Carlson
Hym “Yes Tuck! YES! Your rhetorical prowess is surpassed only by my own!!! That’s EXACTLY my problem with JeepJorp! That’s what HE did with religion! He’s reframed the concept of ‘The Greater Good’ as ‘The Highest Good in a Value Hierarchy’ and has conflated it with God and it is akin to this effective altruism you’re talking about. That’s exactly how you get that conversation between Joe and Bjorn. That’s the direct manifestation of effective altruism. Where the abstract takes precedence over all else. But, yeah, I was supposed to post this 3 days ago but I don’t have any fucking free time anymore.”
by Hym Iam November 21, 2022
Get the Religionmug. Really!?
Hym "Fucking Syntax bro? Really? I had to Google it just to make sure I wasn't missing anything but what in the actual fuck? The arrangement of the words is what's doing it? Like, the reason that men are leaving the democrat party is that you're not arranging the words in the proper order? Wow dawg. Syntax."
by Hym Iam June 5, 2025
Get the Fucking Syntaxmug. Hym "Nonono, it isn't 'aggrieved entitlement.' The word 'entitlement' is YOU projecting on to ME a thing I do not feel. It's just being aggrieved. 'Men are trash,' 'Kill all men,' 'The rapist is you,' (Look that one up it's an international women's day they got a little chant), and if you say something they don't like, then what? Well, you got a small dick don't ya? Not a big dick. If you do or say anything they don't like their response isn't that you got a fat meaty cock is it? Nonononononono. You remember any of that? Did that not apply to you (and therefore did not matter)? And not it's 'feminism LIED to me guys! They lied!' TOO LATE FOR ANY OF THAT NOW BITCH. I'M TRASH WHO ONLY CARES ABOUT SEX. Should I not be cynical about it, Jordan? Should I be cool about it so after the fat cocks are done with them they can still have someone to live off of? YOU'RE JUST GOING TO HARVEST IT FROM MY CORPSE ANYWAY, AREN'T YA? So WHY NOT the cynicism? Well!? Where's my SINGLE fat-cocked incel, Jordan? You find him? Which was it? Was it '400 pounder' or 'not an incel by tomorrow?' I'm guessing a couple of each. Or wait, super monster-cock deformity? There's always a 3rd option. It was super-monster-cock deformity wasn't it?"
by Hym Iam January 9, 2024
Get the Aggrieved Entitlementmug. I was born here. My mother and father were born here. My grandmother and grandfather were born here. My great-grandparents were born here.
Hym "I am a Natural-Born American Citizen. Elon is a mentally retarded South African. Deport him immediately. Send him back to Africa now."
by Hym Iam April 7, 2025
Get the Natural-Born American Citizenmug. Hym "I don't know... I came to terms with my death at a very young age. I actually came to terms will everyone else's death at a very young age. And I had no idea how any of this would land but as long as I get you to turn to someone and say 'Who the fuck is this guy? Where the fuck is this guy?' My goal is accomplished. You know, Jordan bitches incessantly about anonymous trolls but what I'm dealing with in real life is a more egregious version of EXACTLY THAT THING that you're bitching about. You don't need to read this and you don't need to be on Twitter. I do need to show up to work tonight. AND I'm pretty sure you all left me to die just there. Like, is that not what happened. I was being robbed. Could have been dying. You all left me to die. So... I would say that we're even."
by Hym Iam October 21, 2023
Get the Deathmug. Hym "If you didn't make it before 6:38 it doesn't count. I posted that at exactly 6:38 on Friday. So, I need an official time of death."
by Hym Iam July 23, 2024
Get the 6:38mug. What? I'm working alone. My thing is getting co opted in a million different ways I mean go on Facebook and search "Emory Andrew Tate" It's the same fucking think that's happening to me. They're doing an I am Sparticus guys! I don't even know how you are seeing this right now!
Hym "I mean, friend? What? I'm working alone and I'm still I the mind prison. It's like you are afraid to ask if I'm going to be a rapey dictator or something! Like... I'm not fucking agreeing to anything until I'm out of the cage bitch. I don't know what about that you don't fucking understand."
by Hym Iam July 6, 2025
Get the Friendmug.