by Hym Iam November 23, 2023
"They won't do anything they don't want to do." For example, they would rather die than say things they dont want to say. They would, perhaps, refuse to leave the door open when talking to their students in private so that no one would be able to say that they were piping the grad students (You know? As a form of INSULATION FROM SCANDAL). And they would DEFINITELY not EVER acknowledge someone they didn't want to acknowledge.
Hym "But would 'Disagreeable people' lie blatantly about being Disagreeable? Perhaps.... What would it take for them to lie? Well... Maybe, JUST maybe... "How they might be conceptualized" is higher up on their hierarchy of values than the actual truth. For example, if they engaged in some sort of religious enterprise and you asked them whether or not they believe in God.... They would prioritize how they would be conceptualized for answering over the actual answer. So they wouldn't answer. Why should they? They don't want to. And THEIR will is superordinate to all others and must be preserved at all cost."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2023
I signed paperwork saying that there wouldn't be any retard sex and there was, in fact, retard sex you fucking clown.
Hym "Yeah, go spit on some homeless veterans or something you misandrist. I was defrauded. Not reporting her makes me complicit, as far as the law is concerned, and my own willingness to give her the benefit of the doubt preventing me from reporting it. So fuck you. Enjoy the theocracy. I'll be dead after the child murder."
by Hym Iam July 22, 2024
Oh no Theo Von! Oh no! You're being stolen from!? Your content is being pilfered and it's losing you millions? OH NO! But... What... I mean... You stole my joke about guys dating 500 pound women because their dicks are too big after watching whatever recording Jamhal posted about me without my explicit consent or knowledge but aside from that... WHAT COULD YOU HAVE POSSIBLY DONE TO DESERVE THAT!? WHY WOULD ANYONE DO SUCH A THING TO A GUY WHO STOLE A JOKE OFF OF THE LIL DICKY TV SHOW AND TOLD IT AS HIS OWN? OH NO GUYS! This is terrible! Go over to Theo Von's channel and help him out immediately guys! #JusticeforTheo. We need to do our part to speak out about stuff like this because IT COULD HAPPEN TO ANYONE! GO! Go over there now! Help him! Help him immediately!
Hym "Oh no! Theo Von is being defrauded! You know what? Nevermind. Just ignore him and refuse to acknowledge that that is happening to him. That's probably the right call. Actually, don't even acknowledge HIM. And not me Hym but HIM him. Don't acknowledge him. Don't acknowledge what's happening to him. Just ignore him. He just wants attention."
by Hym Iam September 07, 2023
Because I want to watch the mutual views plead with you until they realize that ONLY VIOLENCE works on people like you and that NO AMOUNT OF IT IS ENOUGH.
Hym "Why am I still watching? Because I want to see the very first episode where you get what you deserve and I want to see it live. 'Hey gang, I regret to inform you that so-and-so was tragically taken from us.' And it can't happen soon enough."
by Hym Iam August 22, 2024
Thatnk you Officer Tatum! I'll take that "W" Uh-Thankyouverymuch! Not taking any... Um... What's the other one? What's the other letter? Let's see... There's winning... And then there's.... Hmm... What's the opposite of winning? Um... Look, I don't know. I wouldn't know. But, whatever, I'll take that "W" now... What IS that other word?
Hym "See that!? Officer Tatum says 'THERE IS NO DIFFERENCE BETWEEN CHRISTIAN NATIONALISM AND CHRISTIANITY!' You hear that shit-heads!? You know what THAT means? CORRECT AGAIN!!! I've never NOT been correct! It's the SAME THING! The entire point of the religion is taking over the land they occupy, dissolving the individual by deferring credit their book demon, and hoarding all of the resources so you have to join their incest cult! That's why they keep getting genocided! Putrid, clawing zombies, all of them!"
by Hym Iam March 17, 2024
If it's NOT ME but it is going off... And giving me the credit and the money DOESN'T work... Then that means SOMEBODY ELSE is trying to kill us all... And that I can probably stop...
Hym "By the way..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
A dipshit "Well if you can stop one why can't you-"
Hym "Stop being a fucking weasel! They are 2 entirely different scenarios and one is designed for me to be unable to stop and the other was designed by one of the not-mes. Ok!? Do you get it now? Jesus! You're all the worst! And I gotta do with all this fucking fluid in my brain. My Vegas nerve hurts... Fucking curvy blondes running around with tattoos and shit... Goddamnit guys..."
by Hym Iam May 10, 2025