Definitions by Hym Iam

Client 

Seriously. I've never claimed to be your client (Outside of callling you 'my shrink' in a Dave live chat but he knows I was being flippant and he told me he loved me because he knows how much it pisses me off) So I don't see how that is relevant.

Hym "I never said I was a client. I a said a thing was happening to me that IS happening to me. And someone needs to be killed accountable. And the fact that people are actively trying to create a situation where someone is being allowed to evade accountability is unacceptable. It reeks of a woman. And you're seemingly perfectly willing to participate in the falsehood. And it isn't a matter of 'give me this or else' it's a matter of the central figure in all of the to be brought to me and being helt to account and then retribution. I also have no reason not to be paid for services rendered. And what happens is if not isn't something you have to be worried. That's the alternative-timeline-where-this-doesn't-happen's problem. You're not worried able it. Don't pretend to be worried about it."

Client by Hym Iam April 10, 2023

Meta-narrative

And it isn't 3 note.

Hym "No. Shithead. There is an entire anime dedicated to the multiplicity of meta-narrative that can be derived from this. What the actual fuck are you talking about? Do you know it's name? It's coming out with a 3rd season. There are literally dozens of meta-narrative in here. It's a literal masterpiece by all relevant metrics."

Meta-narrative by Hym Iam April 10, 2023

Portobello mushrooms 

Ooooohh. There is a chemical in them that may or may not cause cancer or cause tumors to grow.

Hym "It's not just portobello mushrooms either. It's other kinds... Remember the thing I said about Terrence McKenna? 👋😝👋 Right again! Captain always right! I've never been wrong! It's astounding! How could a man never be wrong? Even once!? Damn, I am too good. This skull jelly? These thinky thoughts? It's too much. It can't be contained."

Portobello mushrooms by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Plinko lives 

You know why I have so much contempt for Jordan and his ilk? They want you to live their little plinko lives.

Hym "Bounce around until you land in your slot. If you're luck you land in the special golden people slot. Worry about yourself. Worry about the Satan in your own heart. Keep your mouth shut unless you're going to be pleasant. Live your little solipsistic life and don't worry about what I'm doing. Even if it screws you over. Live your little plinko lives."

I dot "But no bro, you can aim for the special golden chosen one slot, bro. You just gotta go in this hole and throw the ball really hard. It works every time."

Hym "Yeah? Really? Let's see it!"

I dot "What? Nah bro I'm already in my slot."

Hym "No. Really. I want to see it. Give everything you have away and do it again. You can't associate with anyone you know OR anyone who knows you (because before you were the super duper special one no one knew you). Give it all to me. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO KNOWS HOW TO DO IT RIGHT? That's what you're trying to tell me, right? When you tell me what I should be doing? So, if you know how to do it. Then YOU go do it again. I'll take what you have. YOU can go do the thing YOU know how to do. Everything works out better for everyone. I mean... You like hard work right? No? That's fine. You think it's BETTER to work hard right? Ok. Go work hard. YOU go do it."

I dot "I... I already..."

Hym "Do it again. I don't believe you. Do it again. I want to watch you do it this time. I want to see it happen. Do it again. Go."

Plinko lives by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Sub-Language 

There is the underlying "Sub-Language" within conversional language that is indicative of you all talking about me when I'm not around and you're either doing it intentionally or you're doing it without realizing. I may not be able to tell the difference but I can uses your behavior to deduce conclusions.

Hym "And it's interesting to consider whether or not YOU know you're doing it. Are you TRYING NOT TO? Are you aware? Are you trying to get me to think something? Do something? That's what's irritating about it. Why would I know what YOU want me to think or DO in response to the thing you're saying? If you're doing it deliberately, I mean. It's just this weird "Sub-Language" and it's not that I don't understand what you're saying it's that... What is your point? AND? What is your next step? You did that. I did what I did in response to that. Now what? Your turn. I don't see the point of any of this."

Sub-Language by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

All of it 

What this isn't

Hym "Seriously. This isn't even all of it. I don't even have the time to write down all of it. I just spent 2 hours thinking about something. I conversation I'll never have. I barely even vaguely remember what was thinking about. I'm sure I could recall it if something relevant came up in conversation. But... This isn't me pouring out my soul to all of you. This is me, barely even tipping the cup."

All of it by Hym Iam April 9, 2023

Copycat

We'Re AfRaId oF cOpYcAtS!!!

Hym "Come on dawg... Really? You're worried about a copycat? Not only does your abject inferiority to me make doing this impossible but no one will ever even have the balls. Ever. Not your son. Not your grandson. Not HIS grandson. And, shit, if they do manage to do it then I guess just give them whatever they want. It's what you're going to do to me." 🤷 ♂️

Copycat by Hym Iam April 9, 2023