Iam "The only 'vacation' I've had in the last 10 years has been when my car broke down while I was scrabbling to avoid eviction and get my electricity back on. My only source of income was door dash and they had turned my power off and, because my car didn't have air conditioning, the heat would roast my phone and drain my battery so I could only work a couple of hours at a time so after doing a few deliveries I would return to my apartment and plug my phone in to the outlet in the basement and then I would sit in my apartment and play Yugioh against myself until my battery was full. I would go back out and do a few more deliveries and I would repeat this process until the sun went down and I could say out for more than 2 hours at a time. And then when I got done for the night I would hook an extension cable up to a lamp and my laptop and steal electricity from the hallway so I didn't have to sit in the dark. 2 days before I made enough money to pay my rent I got pulled over for expired tabs so I needed to pay $100 so I could continue to work for the rest of the day without getting pulled over again and on the day I planned on paying my rent my car ran out of oil and my engine melted on the highway as I was about to complete the last order I needed to pay my rent and get an oil change then next day. I had to call a friend to have him help me push it down the off ramp and on to a nearby street. I managed to pay my rent but I no longer had a way
of making money so I walked 10 miles (round-trip) to get some edibles and then I sat in my apartment for a week getting high and playing Pokémon platinum. That was the vacation. After a fight with my parents they agreed to get my power and internet turned back on so I could start looking for a job... I didn't get a birthday that year... The broken down car got towed. My license got suspended. And that's when I found my current jobs. I was going to take out a loan to get a car and the one we found only had like 50,000 miles on it for 2 grand. Rather then wait for me to get pay stubs from my recently started jobs (so I could get the loan) my grandfather got impatient and impulse-bought the piece of shit I currently drive. I spent the first year repeatedly replacing my battery because when I told him that it was likely the alternator he refused to accept that the car he bought was a piece of shit. Later the next year, the alternator went out. A week after I dropped my last $500 into a new alternator the water pump went out. I now can't drive further than my place of work. The week after he bought the car I currently drive he bought HIMSELF 'The nicest car he has ever owned.' He didn't even need a new car. There was nothing wrong with his previous car. My mother said that he gave my cousin between 50,000 and 100,000 dollars to get a truck and a house. That cousin doesn't talk to anyone in the family anymore and my grandfather brings it up every time we go to breakfast."
by Hym Iam May 27, 2024
Get the Vacationmug. Hym "Oh Jordan... Wherefore art thou hiding? Are you living in a state of existential deimos? Why? Does my God-like power frighten you? I wished to see another interview where you repeat things you've previously stated to a perfectly interchangeable guest on Monday! You were nowhere to be found! MONDAY IS INTERVIEW DAY! Where was the interview!? I waited all day! I thought to myself 'Surely Jordan will have an interview. It is Monday afterall.' So, I waited and waited yet no interview came. I'm like Deimos in that sense... Which makes you PHOBOS! I wait and wait and you cower and hide."
by Hym Iam August 16, 2023
Get the Deimosmug. They will lie and make things up until it is undeniable and then they will take credit for what took place.
Hym "They burned people at the stake for contradicting them and now people like Jordan Peterson are now trying to give the religion credit for science. Trying to deny me the credit I deserve. That is the only purpose the religion serves. It gives them a pretense to lie and make this up. They do that until they can't, wait for everyone to forget, and then do it again."
by Hym Iam September 09, 2025
Get the Religionmug. You have staff, right? You have staff... who manage your affairs, your campaign, day-to-day activities, etc... Right? Sooo.... How are you not a retard who won a popularity contest? You sound like a retard. That’s what retards have. That’s what a retards life is like.... a waitress can do your job.... because your job is basically showing up where you’re told to show up... your job requirements are basically.... being able to read and write? And I need to work harder... to generate more money... for you... so you can work less.... I mean... you sit in a chair.... 80% of you are geriatric.... I should work harder though... that’s what should happen... so you can make more money... and you could say “But if you work harder you’ll make more money too” but... only one of us is doing the work... and I can turn on Cspan... and I can read the bills... and then (at that point) I’m basically doing your job... but for free... but I should work harder... so a literal retard can stop working in a last ditch effort to sponge up as much money as possible before they die... and who gets their money when they die (the money they took from everyone)... and who gets the money when they die? Fuck trophies... but it’s ok... generational wealth only lasts 3 generations... because the people at the top change.... because sometimes rich people only have daughters... and all of the names change... And that means I should work harder? Huh..... Ok.....
Hym “Sooo.... Politicians.... you said all of that.... and what I hear is that this is basically group-home world.... I hate to break it to you but Orwell is already here. I mean... I’m being punished for wrong-think... actively. People have deluded themselves into believing it’s necessary to engage in a selective surveillance state campaign... Oh wait.... ✌️✊✌️No one can hear me✌️✊✌️ (except for the people who read it every day and reference it every day and the guy who un-ironically said this to me as though he didn’t read it and isn’t responding to it actively). Oh well 🤷 ♂️ I’ll just keep talking.“
by Hym Iam November 01, 2022
Get the Politiciansmug. Yeah Dawg. That's totally what you're doing to me. You and your secular incest cult friends. Or as I like to call them "Book Jews" as they are Jews and write books. And you can eat a dick Jews.
Hym "Right? It's the ancient Jew coalitional strategy! But it won't work on me because nobody is going to sacrifice their lives or risk the lives to force me (by way of economic coercion) to be pro-Jew or neutral. I'm anti-semitic now! I demanded Sarah Silverman and/or Gal Gadot and the jews failed to deliver! And thus, jews bad! Joooos bad! And so is the incest cult! If the Jews are going to be complicit in the violation of the rights of an American citizen they need to be deported back to Israel. Chant it with me guys! Back to Israel Jew! Back to Israel Jew! It's not very catch but it's what needs to happen here! No more American teenage girls for Jerry Seinfeld!"
by Hym Iam February 04, 2025
Get the Coalitional Strategymug. by Hym Iam December 30, 2024
Get the Baldmug. An acronym for Diversity Inclusion and Equity. To the people who uses these terms, they all (literally) mean the same thing and each one renders the other two redundant. I'll explain:
Hym "Here's how DIE renders 2/3 of the acronym redundant: So, when they say 'diversity' they mean 'Diversity is good, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' By 'Inclusivity' they mean 'Non-whites should be included in all works spaces, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' By 'Equity' they mean 'Outcomes between whites and non-whites are disparate, therefore, non-whites should be hired preferentially.' THEY ALL (LITERALLY) MEAN THE SAME THING! Literally! Dr. Jeepjorp asked me once why I omitted 'Equity' from one of my questions and my response was 'It wasn't relevant.' My response SHOULD HAVE BEEN 'I should have omitted 2 of them because they all just translate to: Non-whites should be hired preferentially' It's redundant and retarded. An acronym where all 3 words mean the exact same thing. These are the geniuses that took over the world. Great job guys. Great job letting morons take over all of the things in a of your countries. Good thing you guys are all so much better than me, huh? Because you all let that happen. I was literally a non-participant. Didn't even know any of this existed until it was 28. So, not my fault. Your fault. How about a round of applause 👏👏👏👏👏 You guys are doing a great job without me. Good thing I'm being ignored."
by Hym Iam August 10, 2022
Get the DIEmug.