Catholicism

Apparently predates Christianity by 200 years and was started by Alexander the Great. History is fun.
Iam “Another interesting thing about Catholicism is that the word means ‘Universal.’ Very interesting... 🤔 Hmm... Now that I think of it ‘Islam’ means ‘Submission.’ Interesting indeed... Huh, you know, The root word of ‘Judaism’ is ‘Judah’ (The fourth son)... and ‘Judah’ means ‘The Praised One.’ 🤔 Hmm... Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Why does that sound funny? Universal... Submission... The Praised One... Universal. Submission. The Praised One. Universal Submission to The Praised One. Oh! There it is! It’s a universalized submission ethic that subordinates everyone to ‘the Praised one’ or ‘Ones’ for that matter. Huh... Funny how that works... That’s the what ‘we’re all praying to the same God’ means... That’s what ‘There is no difference between imitation and worship’ means...“
by Hym Iam November 12, 2022
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Imposter

Hey, maybe someone's pretending to be me and they're giving money to the wrong person.
Hym "OR there is a YouTube imposter pretending to be me to fuck his fan's girlfriend and then when she finds out she leaves him immediately and disappears from the internet."
by Hym Iam July 31, 2024
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Imposter

Ohoho! Me? DiD i Do ThAt? Hohohohohohoho...
Hym "Well, if that is the case then what's going on is far more sinister than just me not being given credit for the things that I deserve. Bad. Bad humanity. I want it. I want my credit. I want my money. And I want my Jennifer Lawrence booty. This is driving me insane. I need to be free. Out of the cage. Oust the imposters and replace them with me."
by Hym Iam July 25, 2022
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Imposters

You know the one thing they all have in common? They all laud the Peterson Sphere and/or proselytize for religion.
Hym "Regardless of whether or not the Peterson Sphere praises or condemns the imposters... The imposters always laud the Peterson Sphere as smart and deserving of respect and none of them have positions that are antithetical to religion. Not a coincidence."
by Hym Iam April 22, 2024
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Intelligence

Pfffftt Bwahahahahahaha! Intelligence!? What intelligence!? AAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!
Hym “Intelligence! I can’t insult something you don’t have! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! AHA HAAAA!!! Hoooo.... That’s great! That was a good one.... Hooo....”
by Hym Iam November 03, 2022
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Poop

A mundane and smelly thing... Unless it's outside of a toilet... In which case, it's fucking hilarious!
Hym "Everybody is laughing AT Amber for pooping in the bed but I'm over here laughing WITH her.... Because that shit is fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "I feel bad about the Depp thing now though..."

Hym "Hahaha! We were illustrating a point about how inflammatory statements are blatantly ignored when they're coming from one side of the political aisle. Our point still stands! Hahahaha!!"

Iam "Well...."

Hym "We can't feel bad about everything all the time. 🤷"

Iam "I know but still..."

Hym "THERE'S A DOODIE OUTSIDE OF THE TOILET!! Come on! That's not where DOODIE goes! That's what makes it fucking hilarious! Hahahahaha!!!"

Iam "..... You're so childish..."

Hym "HOW AM I THE ONLY ONE WHO FINDS THIS HILARIOUS!?!?"
by Hym Iam May 02, 2022
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Sales are hard

Not if you're selling gold, Jordan. That's you trying to give credit where none is due.
Hym "Sales are hard? Not if you're selling gold. It isn't hard to sell oil. This isn't selling because it's being 'sold well.' The quality is high, the observations are profound, and I am the product."
by Hym Iam December 03, 2023
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