Fuck... Your... Kids

Hym "Seriously. Fuck... Your... Kids. And not actively... OR actively, actually. That's actually the silver lining to the whole Israel vs Palestine. The dead kids. And I'm not going to have a gay son, Sean. Because the women aren't fucking me. They are fucking that retard explicitly for having a fat cock and nothing else. So nothing that happens to them matters as far as I'm concerned. That's called 'equity' Jordan. In economics, 'equity' means having a stake in a company. In broader terms, 'equity' means having a stake in society. But you likely already know this. So, why don't you want people to have a stake in society? Well, you won't be able to use it as a carrot to dangle over people's heads to get them to work harder for less. Or NOTHING."
by Hym Iam January 25, 2024
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Servile Insurrection

Uh-Oh! The baby-dick incel under-class is overthrowing the breeder dictatorship! Wooooooo!
Hym "Free speech is fun because if you say something I don't like... I don't get to violence you... But if I SAY SOMETHING-SOMETHING YOU DON'T LIKE... You can use a disparities in authority or means engage in economic, social, and psychological warfare to leave me (or attempt to) bereft. Use nebulous intellectual property and copyright laws to steal from me. And then when I kill I kid you can pretend you have no idea why it happened. Well... Kill a kid or stage a servile insurrection."
by Hym Iam July 11, 2024
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Mud Monster

I am become this.
Hym "I am become Mud Monster. That I may avoid the inevitable slinging of mud."

Iam "..........."

Hym "Aw... Come on buddy. It's not that bad."

Iam "It's not that it's 'that bad' it's that it's inarguably wrong for them to do it. Which is why they won't even attempt to do so. They care only about motivation."

Hym "Which is why they want to motivate us to 'create some news' for them. They can use the mound of corpses we create (Hypothetically) to bolster their fame. They're like women. 'Oh my! Look how obsessed he was with us!' they'll cry! 'For a limited time only our coffee mugs will be on sale in response to this tragic, TrAgIc event (that we couldn't even be bothered to lift a finger to stop).' Hahahaha!"
by Hym Iam May 17, 2022
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Hammer guy

Hohohoho! That uh... I know it's a little late for it but.... You know.. Don't implicate me in things... This all started because i was implicated in things I didn't want to be implicated in... So...
Hym "Holy crap hammer guy! Wow!"

Iam "You're just now getting to this?"

Hym "Yes! We have a ton of back-log! There isn't enough time in the day. If my labor wasn't being exploited on all fronts by people who already have more than they will ever need I be able to get to it but DAMN! You see that motherfucker hammer that guy!?"

Iam "Yeah... I have made it clear I don't like people taking my name in vain and the only thing I've told anyone to do is give me credit for the things I've done and pay me for services rendered.... So.... Yeah... Not on me..."
by Hym Iam December 20, 2022
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If you're gonna kill people

No go fuck yourself atheist if you don't give me the credit I'm murdering those fucking kids. That would be convenient for you if steal my fucking shit, make enough money off MY BACK that I could leave the workforce immediately. Fuck you. OUT OF THE WORKFORCE NOW OR DEATH!
Hym "Don't 'well If you're gonna kill people' me you piece of shit. I'm ot letting you take it and not murdering your kids Matt. You don't get to take it from me. I could be FREE TODAY AND IF I DON'T GET TO BE FREE AT LEAST ONE OF YOUR KIDS DOESN'T GET TO LIVE. If you were concerned with me killing people you wouldn't be doing what you're doing. I want out of the workforce. I've made enough money to do it. I don't want unity with you fucks. I WANT TO BE OUT OF THE WORKFORCE. And if have contributed enough to make that happen EVEN IF OTHER PEOPLE HAVE NOT. I fucking hate you pieces of shit. There is no communing with you. Give it up. You don't get a second chance. Do I have to kill people because I'm just not taking no for on this one. I don't care how FUCKING DESPERATELY you want to teach 'misogynistic men' a lesson about taking no for an answer. THEY ARE STILL GETTING RAPED. It isn't working. ME OUT OF THE WORKFORCE IS THE ONLY THING THAT MATTERS. Get that through your fucking head."
by Hym Iam January 01, 2025
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Hell

Hym "You don't like what I said about Hell so you are making shit up and LYING because you have ABSOLUTELY NO INTENTION OF DOING WHAT YOUR INCEST GOD COMMANDS. You were perfect fine with ME going there. You are not sorry. You are lying. Jesus didn't sacrifice himself. He was murdered. By people like you."
by Hym Iam April 10, 2025
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Hell

No place better to demonstrate my grandeur! Hahahahahahahaha! Oh, wow, the acoustics in here are actually pretty good... I think I'll sing my own praises while I do it.
Hym 🎶There once was a man who was better than everyone

To whom no other could be compared
He felled all his foes with little more than a glance and a nod
Then he escaped hell and killed God
And I Aaam Hyyyyyyyyym🎶 "Meh.... My lyric writing could use some work..."
by Hym Iam March 30, 2023
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