Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein. Some people are willing to do it consensually but it's objectively gross and unpleasant. You can't say "no" to it and you kind of have to do it to make it anywhere in life. The results of doing it will undoubtedly vary because even after doing it the outcome is still dependant on the whim of a hairy bald faggot.
Hym "Hard work is like fucking Harvey Weinstein..."
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
Idiot "But you could do it if you really committed to it. There's no excuse. You don't have a better option. Just quit complaining and take that fat hairy bald faggot cock. If you're not willing to do it then you are where you deserve to be in life."
Hym "But not all of the people who do it reap the benefits of doing it and if I found a work-around you would try to stop me."
Idiot "Well, yeah, but you said a thing i dont like. I will kill you motherfucker."
Hym "Do... Do you see how you're not the good guy here right?"
by Hym Iam August 02, 2022
Business owner "Boy-oh-boy, do I love hard word. Isn't hard work great? Man... Anyone who doesn't work hard is a piece of shit. They should work harder... For me... Right?"
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
Iam & Hym😐😐 "................"
Business owner "Guys?.... I'm right aren't I?.... Guys? Tell me I'm right. Tell me I'm right or you're a bad person."
Hym & Iam 😐😐"..............."
Business owner "Guys? Right? Being lazy is just a-oh-so-bad huh guys? Reeeal bad."
Hym 😑 "Get in the trunk." *Grabs business owner's collar*
Business owner "Oh jeez! What are you doing to me!?"
Hym "No, get in the trunk we're going for a ride."
Business owner "OoOoOoOh NoOoOoO!"
Iam 😱 "WHAT ARE YOU DOING!? STOP!"
Hym "What? I just want to show him how hard I'm willing to work to get his corpse to the bottom of a river." *Stuffs business owner into trunk*
Business owner *muffled screams*
Hym *gets in car*
Iam "Don't..." 👋😟
Hym *drives away*
Iam "...Leave me here...." 😩
by Hym Iam July 07, 2022
Hym "It's a little ridiculous when you put it like that, isn't it? Astronaut? By that logic, I'm also a scuba diver, race car driver, slave, carpenter, king, and food. But I digress... This, again, just looks like me being correct about monogamy and critical fat-cock theory. I was right."
by Hym Iam August 08, 2024
Better than Jordan Peterson because he is a charlatan and I am the creator of A.I. Better than that retard because his a retard and I am the creator of A.I.
Hym "There's my place, Jordan. Creator of A.I. Godfather of the next generation of entertainment media. Greatest mind who has ever lived. Better than everyone. That's my place. Where is YOUR place, Jordan? Disgraced professor who lies as easily as he breathes. Charlatan who proselytizes for a religion he is actively working to recreate in his own image. Crybaby. I'm better than you Jordan. I'm better."
by Hym Iam August 05, 2024
You're bringing women to suck his dick and enforcing the rules selectively while foisting all of the work you don't want to do on to the new guy and then threatening the new guy's job because he isn't making the retard you're bringing women to fuck follow the rules. That fat dyke threatened to go to management and get me fired for not making him come upstairs at exactly 10pm.
Hym "He isn't great you have no expectations because HE IS A FUCKING RETARD. You were trying to get him to come upstairs at 10... He failed to meet your expectations... It's MY fault for letting him... I get him to come upstairs on time... And then what? Nothing. Fucking nothing. Because HE'S A FUCKING RETARD. Your expectations for that cripple are so low that waiting an hour to eat a handful of apple slices without shoving someone down the stairs (literally a thing that happened) is all it takes for him to be ✌️✊️✌️great✌️✊️✌️ And by virtue of simply being fucked he is absolved of his faults and by virtue of being a literal fucking retard he's absolved of his obligations. It's a literal retard sex cult you bald, bloated, faggot. You're neck is literally being engulfed by your torso as we speak. By the end of the week the podcasters are going to be talking to a pair of eyes peaking out of your chest you freak. And for ME, you could have conceived of a higher expectation. I would have exceeded whatever you would have imagined. He's fucking trash and you're fucking trash. Asshole."
by Hym Iam July 03, 2024
No. I wasn't wrong about Izzy. I just see his cybernetic-blindspot. Like the Fang of Metsudo he was over-committed to doing what he WANTED to do. Rather than using all of the abilities available to him. And, thus, he wasn't able to out-box Kaolan Wongsawat.
Hym "No, he's still great. I'm never wrong. But are you really surprised that the SLAYER OF GAWD!! was able to figure out how to beat a MAN? I'm like 4 for 4. Kicking the leg out from underneath Mike Paige, Justin 10% of his shots (It's hilarious that his coach told him to do that mid-fight), Izzy, and Vasily and the Mike Tyson flash step.
by Hym Iam October 10, 2023
Hym "If someone commits an act of sexual assault/battery by, oh I don't know, putting their dick on your shoulder, you should press charges against them immediately. That's LITERALLY sexual battery. Press charges and have them imprisoned so that their 2nd amendment rights are taken away FOREVER. And, if it's in the workplace, sue them and take their money IN ADDITION TO pressing charges criminally for the blatant act of sexual battery against you. Felons don't deserve 2nd amendment rights. And I'm committed to ensuring that their second amendment rights are taken from them. If you have been sexually battered... Go to the police. The statue of limitations is up to 10 YEARS. So, if a know sexual batterer, hasn't been imprisoned for secual battery yet. You can do that now. He committed a crime against you and you deserve justice."
by Hym Iam September 22, 2023