Hym Iam's definitions
Hym "Really. That's what it's like. You are trying to use trickery, pretending, and emotional appeals on an indestructible lightswitch... That ISN'T... EVER... GOING TO WORK. I... Am not an indestructible lightswitch... I am just a guy... Talking to a retard... Telling you that if you want the light to be ON... You have to flip the switch up, stupid."
by Hym Iam March 20, 2025
Get the Indestructible Lightswitchmug. Yeah you follow my instruction manual to get rich (Because I talked previously about how easy it would be for me to make a million dollar with that Kylie girl and about using the money to buy a casino) and how is someone who could fight pointed a camera at their face and said the things I said everyone would agree with them. You literally just did what I told you. And WHERE ARE YOU NOW ASSHOLE!? WHERE ARE YOU NOW? IN A FUCKING CAGE YOU STUPID BASTARD! But yeah. I'm a loser for fucking complaining.
Hym "I'm a loser huh? Ok.... Ok... Here's this, how about this: Where you fucked up is the same place where everyone who has ever been on a team with me has fucked up. You tried using your own shit-filled cranium instead of doing what you were told. See, by saying that you (according to a lawyer) 'Made them fall in love with you' you did what constitutes 'defrauding them'. And, to me, this means that it is likely the case that the WOMEN have a case against you rather than the state. So, if the women aren't pressing charges, I don't think it should be too hard for you to get out. And because they AREN'T pressing charges what the state is doing is making the claim that the women 'weren't of sound mind.' Which means if you can get an expert to convince them that the women are legally competent and the women aren't pressing charges or are even coming to your defense, they shouldn't have a case. Just admit you were being hyperbolic to look cool to your sycophants when you said 'you made them fall in love with you' just like you were being hyperbolic about your LAWYERS WHO COULD GET YOU AWAY WITH ANYTHING. A fucking loser huh? Does 👆 that help? Why isn't your shit-brain lawyer doing that?"
by Hym Iam February 12, 2023
Get the Losermug. Hym "Ok. 5 year plan. Step one: Celebrity Harem. Step two: Flood reality with the plurality of my essence so throughly that I supplant God entirely (Because MY AMBITION CANNOT BE CONTAINED!!!). Step three: Burn Jordan Peterson's soul BUT ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT, ATHEISTS! ONLY FOR A LITTLE BIT! SO IT'S FINE! Just until he's a nice even golden brown! He's fine. I'm morally in the clear if it's only for a little bit and he would make my life a living hell is he could so it's fine. Everything is chill."
by Hym Iam September 8, 2023
Get the Celebrity Haremmug. Hym "Yeah, I'm being dismissive. I'm actively being berated into compliance explicitly by that piece of shit and literally created A.I. I refuse to be a good employee in a place where everyone around me knows I shouldn't have to be stuck there with those people. They want me to be 'competitive' but I've already competed with everyone they've tried to replace me with. They're all gone now. Like always, even at my worst, I'm better. Nobody wants to do that shit. Everyone they hire leaves. Being dismissive is the correct response. Just like murdering your kids is the correct response to you trying to steal my A.I. (The A.I. actively being used to commit Jewnocide 2: Double Jewnocide)"
by Hym Iam July 25, 2024
Get the Dismissivemug. Hold on, imma leave some space here so I can use both boxes if need be...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
Hym "So... what constitutes 'normal?' I suppose, if you're a professor, normal discourse involves the students listening to what you have to say, doing what you tell them to do, and respecting their betters or they'll be ejected because 'I don't tolerate disrespect in my classroom.' You exchange niceties with your colleagues and maybe engage in some intellectually stimulating conversation or debate... But it always remains civil and, if it doesn't, you always have some sort of recourse (even though the dialect being wielded against me leaves me with minimal/no recourse and Dr. Jeepjorp actively engages in it and is perfectly fine with it) and you never get told to go fuck yourself...
He wants to make the world a school! Ha! That's fucking hilarious! Look, he thinks there should be a buy-in to engage in the public discourse (like a student at a college) and that those with ethos (the teachers) should hold more sway over it. That is wild! That's the endgame! The real boys and the puppets! Hahahahahahaha! Nuts. You're fucking nuts man... Hooo... How does not just devolve into free speech animal farm? And you could say 'Well, you have to earn ethos' but 70% of your peers (people with similar ethos) disagree with you. The discourse being controlled by those with higher authority is exactly how we got all the self-censorship in the first place. That's just Chomsky, man. The dregs have a responsibility to remain passive and obedient in their solipsistic gardens of Eden while the golden restructure the world at their leisure or discretion. Too much logos? Who needs rationale? You can just restrict the discourse so that only those who can afford it can speak. Jesus Christ man... 🤦 I was hoping it was the former and not the latter (if you know what I mean). Twitter Again.
by Hym Iam August 4, 2022
Get the Twitter againmug. No. I don't Jordan. And I'm not going to be sorry for anything either. If I have to kill a kid because you won't do what I want here... I'm going to be the only one who doesn't regret how this went.
Hym "If you don't have to tell me the truth then I have no ethical duty to any of you. I will not live without the credit for A.I. and I will not die alone. I will take one of your kids with me if not as many as I can. Your religion is a fundamentally corrupt practice. You are bad people. Go to heaven."
by Hym Iam July 9, 2024
Get the Ethical dutymug. THAT is why they are doing it. Covid-19 is likely their plan for when they think the public has turned on them. This is them torturing a dissident after they shut down the country to save their own hides, did nothing to protect your kids, stole from me, collapsed the economy. They are not laughing at ME. They are laugh at YOU. Because you are completely powerless to stop them from doing ANYTHING. You can't sway them. Oh hey, look at that! 2 senators just got murdered in their own home... And their names are the same as my parents...
Hym "They responded to the wrong threat. They mounted a campaign to get the rape porn off the internet though didn't they? They shut down the site to stop me from spouting the Anti-Semitism didn't they? And then they CLEARLY colluded with the media to do this to ME didn't they? And here I sit as they try to erase me from history. 'Kill all the politicians' is why I'm sitting here. Not 'I'll murder your kids.' Not 'People are manufacturing the symptoms of schizophrenia around people.' They sat through hundreds of movies and shows about me but they did not lift a single finger to stop what is happening to me. And they won't lift a finger to stop it from happening to you."
by Hym Iam June 14, 2025
Get the Kill All The Politiciansmug.